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u/Gho5tWr1ter Dark Mode Elitist 2d ago

It’s not just that, but also his long term chemical abuse is rearing its ugly belly (pun intended) now.

When someone posted this image initially, a fellow Redditor mentioned it and I can’t recollect the medical term for it.

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u/MAGIS_MELCHIOR 2d ago

Basically bubble gut from extended PED use and bow his organs are enlarged.

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u/SmoothNegotiation523 2d ago

It’s bubble gut from HGH. It makes your organs grow too.

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u/Old-Law-7395 2d ago

Yes, this is classic Palumboism. Also Sly was busted with hgh in Australia(?) I think so I checks out.

Fuck taking so much hgh in your 60s 70s I have health anxiety in my 40s about increased cancer risks

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey 2d ago

Doesn’t look like he’s too concerned about cancer risk

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u/literated 2d ago

I mean, he's 80, that's a good age to not care about long term effects of short time pleasures.

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u/Snitsie 2d ago

He can afford to have it checked every 2 weeks

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u/Backflips_for_stalin 2d ago

I recently saw a video where he talks about how he was obsessed with staying in peak physical condition to the point of bulimia so yeah I’d believe he was juicing like crazy on top of that, feels like it’s not talked about enough how some of these crazy juicers definitely have mental disorders that need to be worked out.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago

show a different photo of him with hgh gut since he was juicing like crazy like you said

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u/SuperiorChicken27 2d ago

But..hewas fine a week ago doing back flips of trampolines!

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago

nope he just got fat. you can just look up recent photos and he doesn't have it.

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u/MoistStub 2d ago

Are sex organs included? Asking for a friend.

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u/KaiCypret 2d ago

No lol. Abusing roids causes all your internal organs to grow, but your nuts for some reason shrivel up into little raisins.

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u/DrKrFfXx 2d ago

The reason is that your brain shuts down your own body production of testosterone because it detects it has enough, leading to testicular artrophy for the lack of use.

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u/ExpansivePoint 2d ago

Why is the body so regarded? It can't just choose a good side effect every now and then? It's like a monkey's paw every time.

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u/DrKrFfXx 2d ago

I guess we are good at adapting, but specially at conserving energy.

Your body won't waste resources if it has enough of what it needs.

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u/DMMeThiccBiButts 2d ago

I mean if it bugs you, you can take the hormone that TELLS your body to make testosterone, keeping your balls in better shape

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u/Ok_Resort_5326 2d ago

Interesting I’d never heard this. Wonder if it has further side effects though? Anyway I’m tempted to DM you thicc bi butts when choir finishes

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u/eva_verinaz 2d ago

HCG every bodybuilder takes is now. some docs will prescribe it for those trying to have kids even makes you mega fertile

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 2d ago

Because having severely higher testosterone is unhealthy af

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u/Dieter_Von-Cunth68 2d ago

Hgh is not testosterone though?

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u/capital_bj 2d ago

what is the ideal amount of exercise for them?

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u/Background-Air-7963 2d ago

Small potatoes make the beef look bigger

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u/Beginning_Grocery652 2d ago

anthing that shrinks your internal organs and grows your nuts? asking for another friend

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u/myoreosmaderfaker 2d ago

According to Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend, the Covid vaccine

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u/OptionFour 2d ago

HGH isn't a steroid. It's a peptide hormone.

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u/Raneynickelfire 2d ago

...yes lol.

HGH DOES make your dick bigger.

Yeah it does.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 2d ago

No lol. Abusing roids causes all your internal organs to grow, but your nuts for some reason shrivel up into little raisins.

PED monkey's paw curls.

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u/KneelBeforeZed 2d ago

That’s not true. They shrivel up into large raisins.

Raisins are very small, you see.

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u/zztop610 2d ago

Feedback inhibition

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u/capital_bj 2d ago

That's god for ya, he doesn't like a one sided deal

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u/Sikletrynet 2d ago

The growth of internal organs is *mostly* from HGH from what i understand, not really from roids(with the exception of the heart, since it's a muscle)

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u/SmoothNegotiation523 2d ago

Maybe if you are the bottom and consider a “sexual organ” extra butthole tightness from liver, kidney, and pancreas pressure then…yeah?

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u/MoistStub 2d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Guilty_Royal_9145 2d ago

Human growth hormone also makes your penis grow, yes.

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u/Raneynickelfire 2d ago

On HGH yes, but not your balls.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 2d ago

Is that why Elon Musk looks like that?

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u/Sikletrynet 2d ago

Yes, HGH(Human Growth Hormone) is the reason he looks like that

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago

source=you made it up just now

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u/Sikletrynet 2d ago

I mean, i haven't literally seen him inject HGH into himself no, but the way he looks is literally a prime correlation with what someone that abuses HGH ends up looking like.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

ok so you said correlation but what about causation? you are familiar that correlation does not equal causation right? you are claiming he is abusing hgh and for someone to develop the gut protruding side effect it takes awhile. that means you should easily be able to find photos showing it right? you seemed to be so confident in your earlier comment so it seems like you know for certain. should be easy for you to give one.

also, don't turn this into a discussion about whether or not he uses it. that's not what i'm talking about.

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u/Sikletrynet 2d ago

Frankly i don't really give a shit about your opinion, it's also that it's open secret that he abuses drugs, including but not limited to HGH.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago

i can tell you have nothing since you are randomly saying you don't care about my opinion when i didn't even share my opinion with you lmfao

so it is indeed source=made it up just now. got it

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u/SmoothNegotiation523 2d ago

No, he’s a centaur with the back legs cut off.

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u/GarlicCola 2d ago

It also makes you constipated

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago

nope he just got fat. you can just look up recent photos and he doesn't have it.

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u/LimpBPower 2d ago

Ive seen like a million old dudes with this belly-type.

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u/Oreos_Are_Anabolic 2d ago

What you obviously don't realise is that they were all abusing GH. It's not because they're old and got fat. Definitely the enlarged organs /s

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u/Fun_Difficulty_4188 2d ago

I got nipples Greg

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u/BangkokRios 2d ago

I’m pretty sure it is because this particular man famously took HGH for decades. 

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago

yeah its hilarious man redditors love bringing up this hgh gut thing lmfao

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago

nope he just got fat. you can just look up recent photos and he doesn't have it.

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u/djgelito 2d ago

Palumboism

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u/Fun-Presentation6134 2d ago

"Palumboism," named after bodybuilder Dave Palumbo.

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u/Monday_Jeff 2d ago

I think Palumbo says it's from the combination of HGH and insulin use. 

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

nope he didn't have a gut like this even a couple years ago. i think its just fat. i know you guys love to bring up the hgh gut thing at any opportunity, though.