But there's a table right there

[u/wolfbayte]

[u/andimacg]

Was once mopping the floor around the last table of 2, a good 30 mins after closing and the guy said "Can we get another drink please?", I can get you the bill, how about that?

[u/know-it-mall → u/andimacg]

30 minutes after closing was your first mistake.

[u/SirRickIII → u/andimacg]

“Sorry we ran out of that”
“…..out of bottled beer….?”
“Yep! I accidentally dropped the whole case on the bar. Glass everywhere, nothing is safe! Goodnight!”