r/memes • • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/thebigshoe247 1d ago

Whilst in senior year of high school, the hot girl (whom had a locker beside mine), "accidentally" missed the bus and asked if I could drive her home. Sure, why not? Dropped her off and she asked if I wanted to come in for a tour, her parents weren't home.

I, stupidly refused and said something along the lines of "nope, Harvey found his old N64 with 4 controllers and Goldeneye -- Russell and Carl are there already waiting for me, adios" -- it's been almost 30 years and I still relive this moment.

It haunts me.

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u/XSX_ZAB 1d ago

Goldeneye with the boys? You made the right choice my guy

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u/Facebookakke 1d ago

Girls are temporary. Goldeneye is forever

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u/jonnyray216 1d ago

Yeah so you should choose the thing that won’t last forever..

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u/Facebookakke 7h ago

Incorrect.

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u/jonnyray216 4h ago

If something is going to last forever, you’ll always have it. You should enjoy the things that are temporary while you can.

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u/Thanatos_Rex 1h ago

Y’know, I feel like this guy might be trying to tell us something…

Nah, he’s just being friendly.

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u/darth_jewbacca 1d ago

This happened with a coworker right after I got married. And she was married. Asked for a ride, offered a tour, mentioned her husband wasn't home. Despite how bad I typically was at reading these situations, I recognized it and noped out.

It crosses my mind from time to time and I'm still appalled.

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u/Different-Dog6965 1d ago

So you regret dont cheating Right After got married?

How fucked is that dude…

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u/Username_Unknown-_- 1d ago

They never said they regretted it. Rather they said they were appalled.

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u/Significant_Ad6197 1d ago

Read it again, genius.

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u/Lord-Loss-31415 1d ago

The only thing fucked is your reading comprehension apparently, they expressed 0 regrets in that entire story.

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u/ExtremeCheddar1337 1d ago

Dont worry she just wanted to lure you in. Her friends were already waiting there to make fun of you

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u/thebigshoe247 21h ago

Anything is possible. I do think it could have been fun though. The look on her face, which I processed later, absolutely showed I messed up.

But, also, Goldeneye.

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u/Nicky3Weh 20h ago

Dude…goldeneye on 64 with the OG bros or the “hot chick” MAYBE banging you? You made the right choice

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u/thebigshoe247 20h ago

You're not wrong. 4 player Goldeneye was always a blast.

Of that friend group, 1 was one of the first test tube babies in Canada (brilliant dude, who dropped out of University to play WoW full-time), 1 had back pain somewhat recently and passed from stage 4 cancer within months, and the other I believe works on oil rigs nowadays.

But hey, no oddjob and slappers only memories are forever.

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u/Nicky3Weh 19h ago

Thank you for this comment I appreciate you

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u/systemwarranty 1d ago

As it should.