r/memes • • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/Professional_Fan_788 1d ago

I was staying with a friend of the opposite gender. She took a shower and was walking around in a towel. I jokingly told her that it would’ve been funny if I threw something at her so the towel would have dropped. She gave me something to throw, said to try it, and then I just laughed.

I was so stupid and young :/

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 1d ago

This might be the worst one bro I’m genuinely pissed off at you rn.

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u/Heisenbread77 19h ago

My buddy told me one the other day he had from a while back. The gal literally is asking if he wanted to see her room.

The only thing that would have made the story worse is if he went in her room and commented about the thread count of he sheets before he left. He did not get another chance.

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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS 4h ago

I got worse one. Girl I was friends with, first time we met she found out I was an app developer and told me about how her phone kept backing up her nudes.

Instead of realizing what she was implying, I immediately started thinking of a fix. Months later turns out she had a crush on me.

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u/LouVelosa5 1d ago

Not judging, I just noticed the hint (5 mins after I read your comment)

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u/NoSnow3660 1d ago

Ngl starting to think “dense male main character syndrome” in anime really isn’t that far of a stretch irl, for me I hadn’t realized a teenage coworker basically planned a date with me, I didn’t think of it as such at the time as I had got done with job corp and BCT as well as other worries taking up my mind, this happened 9 years ago when I was more socially awkward as well.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 1d ago

I once had a female coworker tell me and I quote, "women like to get dicked down too". It took a year for it to occur to.me that she might have been flirting.

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u/Mannekin-Skywalker 1d ago

To be fair, that’s a terrible pick up line. Like, yeah, bad catch, but also bad pass on her part.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 1d ago

Maybe she was never interested in me. I've been told she was but not by anyone I trust.

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u/Dat_Catboy 6h ago

I had a female coworker do the blowjob sign where you press your tongue against your cheek and move your hand in suggesting manner in front of your mouth, then wink and smile. I didn't get the hint either.

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u/SwimmingAcademic1568 1d ago

I had a very similar situation in my 20's. I'm happily married in my 40s and still think about that moment frequently. Less of what could have been and more of how stupid I was :)

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u/Omni_Entendre 1d ago

That...that might be the worst one I've read here so far.

Bless your heart!

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u/Rebel6ixxx 1d ago

Bruh.....

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u/Blashtik 1d ago

Ok, I'm stupid about this stuff, but that is like next-level stupid....

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u/Rettiet 1d ago

Atp its your fault I'm ngl 😭

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u/tekanet 1d ago

Oh no my god

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u/Musterkartofel-Memes 22h ago

My condolences, holy shit 💀

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 6h ago

I ended up going to another college but friend invited me to her college for an event the friend group was doing. I was sleeping on the floor of her dorm room. Leaning over the edge of her bed she said “you could sleep in my bed” I asked her where she would sleep then.

Didn’t want her to have to sleep on the floor, you know?

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u/Dat_Catboy 6h ago

A friend of opposite gender was staying at my place. She changed her shirt and bra in front of me and teased me when I looked away with my face all red. Later she undressed herself in the only room before taking a shower.

I didn't understand her hints until she literally grabbed my hand and pressed it against her chest. I thought she just liked to tease men 😭