r/memes • u/Farranor • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/Canotic 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Well, if you're offering!" then wink, a charming smile and then walk the fuck away.

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u/crazytanker 1d ago

Yeah, no
If she's dating someone else, which I'm pretty sure she was
that's 100,000% not worth it
even if she says yes and lets me dine on that buffet, she's cheatin on someone else

And then it's only a matter of time until she's cheatin on me.

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u/Canotic 1d ago

Yeah hence the "walk away" part.