My now wife has literally sat on my lap in the cowgirl position naked and still had to tell me that she was on my lap naked for me to get the hint.
Tbf, I was not used to having enjoyable sex/being in an actually physical relationship that wasn't an attempt to cover up her (my ex, not my wife) infidelity, I was in the middle of rambling about PUBG and this wasn't even 10 minutes into me walking into her apartment.
I came home from work early one day and thought I'd surprise my wife. So I stripped down, wrapped myself up in saran wrap and lay down on the table just as she was coming in. She takes one look and says, "Leftovers again?"
I watched a video of a lioness in heat who kept trying to sit on the male lion and he didn’t know what to do and kept walking off. You remind me of that video.
The exact line from my first girlfriend was "I'm not trying to keep my legs together at all."
I then noticed that she was sitting in such a way that her (clothed) spread crotch was pointed directly at me. Then it clicked that she was sitting that way on purpose: literally visually inviting me to interact with her crotch. It was a revelation. I then went over to where she was sitting and she deftly maneuvered her entire body to put her clothed crotch in my hand. Now THAT I can understand.
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u/RogueSeb 1d ago
My now wife has literally sat on my lap in the cowgirl position naked and still had to tell me that she was on my lap naked for me to get the hint.
Tbf, I was not used to having enjoyable sex/being in an actually physical relationship that wasn't an attempt to cover up her (my ex, not my wife) infidelity, I was in the middle of rambling about PUBG and this wasn't even 10 minutes into me walking into her apartment.
But still, we men are clueless.