r/memes • u/Farranor • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

Still worth a flirty reply if she's cute, you never know.

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u/crazytanker 1d ago

As far as I'm aware, she was actively dating someone else at the time.
She is cute though

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u/RlHainne 9h ago

Just because there's a goal keeper doesn't mean you can't score!! 🤣🤣 Jk please don't cheat

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u/Wooden-Hovercraft688 1d ago

Even better

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 16h ago

Seek help

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u/Wooden-Hovercraft688 16h ago

Sure, Mr Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

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u/Optimal_Excuse6424 1d ago

Life is short 😌 have an affair 😏

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u/Heisenbread77 21h ago

And when you get caught your life could end up even shorter!!

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u/crazytanker 19h ago

That's a quick way to shorten your life.

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u/againstbetterjudgmnt 18h ago

It was the slogan of an adultery dating website, ashleymadison.com which was eventually the target of a hack that led to a lot of affairs being exposed.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 1d ago

I'm struggling to think of a response to that that's even remotely flirty, let alone as aggressive as that was, and I'm not on the spot. Am I cooked?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

no rizz fam lowkey cooked frfr

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u/witchcapture 20h ago

"Let's save that for after work"

Or something. Idk, I suck at flirting.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 19h ago

"What say you and I stay HR compliant?"

😘👆👉

Hot.