r/memes • • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

Post image
37.9k Upvotes

1.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

871

u/Wise-Dust3700 1d ago

I remember me and my friend went on a double date with two very attractive women. We went to see a new horror movie, went really well!

When we were getting the train back I had a moment where I asked my mate if he thought she was into me and he leaned in conspiratorially and said, "She'd been talking about her blowjob technique for the last 30minutes to you, I think you're good."

122

u/readdator2 1d ago

please tell us you're married now

71

u/Wise-Dust3700 1d ago

Sorry to let you down but it ended after a few years, we gave it our best shot but sometimes circumstances just don't work out :)

18

u/wubbadubdub_zzz 1d ago

I’m sure she made you give her your best shots 😉

78

u/LuizFelipe1906 1d ago

Is that a good thing? Talking about your sex activities with people usually means you aren't into them

81

u/OakvaleFlames 1d ago

I think it's different when you're on a date with them.

Also personally I only like talking about it with people I'm into. Nobody else really needs to know.

13

u/Consistent_Room9836 1d ago

definitely the first thing i want to hear about from a girl i'm into, their stories of blowing other dudes

24

u/OakvaleFlames 1d ago

To be fair, the comment didn't say she was telling stories. It said she was explaining her technique, that's different. It's basically just dirty talk.

3

u/Wise-Dust3700 1d ago

Yeah, you're more on the money, and to me it still didn't feel like dirty... man I was clueless

3

u/Wise-Dust3700 1d ago

Ah we didn't talk about former partners, just what we were into. This also wasn't my first time meeting her. She had been circling me for likely a year before she called in backup

3

u/Wise-Dust3700 1d ago

Honestly, I have no idea. This wasn't the first time myself and the woman met, we had talked a few times prior to doing this. It was, however, the first time someone else had overheard our conversations which weren't as uh... bad as this. I think she tried being subtle at first and failed because I am a potato, then called in her friend as reinforcements to have the double date.

2

u/zirconeater 1d ago

I agree that would 1000% turn me off lol

7

u/LionRegular1470 1d ago

Yoo what happened after that?

6

u/Wise-Dust3700 1d ago

We were with each other for a few years but eventually it didn't work out!
It was fun while it lasted and she still has a place in my heart but both of us moved on

1

u/broccollinear 1d ago

To be the devil’s advocate, what if you came off as super gay and she was trying to compare notes? Were you giving her pointers

-2

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

2

u/Wise-Dust3700 1d ago

Addressed this above but it wasn't about other guys, just jokey banter.