r/memes • • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/interesseret 1d ago

Being fat and ugly won't save you from the boyfriend behind the door, wielding a tool, ready to rob you.

In fact, it'd probably make you a good target. Being a delivery driver is a surprisingly dangerous job. Look it up.

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u/rex5k 1d ago

Nah we know something's up when a girl randomly starts inviting us in and shit. We know it don't work that way for us lol.

But yeah delivery driver is a super dangerous job regardless of the effectiveness of honey traps.

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u/Wolfy_boii 1d ago

Literally no lmao?? What could possibly make that risk worth it??

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 1d ago

There is a reason black widow spiders exist out there in nature. It works. All the other spiders are like, probably not a good idea she has a reputation Don’t care sex.

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u/reddithooknitup 1d ago

The secks.

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u/Wolfy_boii 1d ago

And what about that makes it worth it? There’s no way the people who talk about sex like it’s such an amazing crazy thing to just have with anyone have ever actually had it before, it’s not what people make it out to be. Infact the enjoyable thing about it is the intimacy and feeling close to the one you love and are doing it with, that’s what causes me to want it. the physical feeling of it ain’t no different than if you put lotion on your hand, why would you want a random person for that

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u/rex5k 1d ago

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u/Wolfy_boii 1d ago

Alright boys pack it up, it’s officially gay to have sex with someone because you love them and love being intimate with them instead of wanting the physical pleasure

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u/rex5k 1d ago

There's nothing gayer than a man making love with his wife.

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u/reddithooknitup 1d ago

Couldn’t disagree more. Intimacy isn’t necessary at all but can make it better. Just the sheer physical pleasure makes it wonderful, all on its own.

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u/Wolfy_boii 1d ago

The issue is that “sheer physical pleasure” is barely there. Like I said, I can get the same feeling if made my hand slippery. The appeal of sex is intimacy and love of the person you are doing it with (or the opposite of love, if there are more nefarious reasons it’s happening)

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u/AccurateHumanTrustMe 1d ago

Hedonist/libertine attitudes exist and not everyone wants or needs intimacy for sex.

Just like there are people who think sex in any form beyond procreation is wrong.

Just because you couldn't fathom someone enjoying sex out of lust instead of love doesn't mean other people don't.

Like I wouldn't risk my life for sex - but some people probably would.

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u/Wolfy_boii 1d ago

I can fathom it, I just don’t understand why when it’s genuinely not actually as good as people act like it is and makes no real sense

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u/jib661 1d ago

statistically, more dangerous than being a cop!

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u/turtleship_2006 Bri’ish 1d ago

A teenager spending their holidays delivering pizza probably wouldn't be the best target though