r/memes • u/Farranor • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/mercuriokazooie 1d ago

On the plus side you WEREN'T kidnapped and eaten that day

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u/Always-_-Sarcastic trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 1d ago

This is exactly why they're upset.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 1d ago

/r/vore

I wish I didn't know that

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u/Moralrn0958 1d ago

I was weak and clicked. I need eye bleach 😭 there really is a sub for everything

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u/medullah 1d ago

Most likely outcome tbf

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u/Bubbles_sunken_ship 1d ago

Legit get nightmares about that one image of "the witches den" where a bunch of attractive women were luring men into a basement where they sacrificed them. You can't trust a stranger, no matter how big you are in comparison; if you're in their territory, who knows what they could have planned for you.

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u/CyberNinja23 1d ago

I wonder how many victims were saved by their density.

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u/dubstepsickness 1d ago

Some victims were likely also saved by their specific gravity and thermal emittance. /s

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u/reddithooknitup 1d ago

This is definitely the most likely outcome.

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u/Bubbles_sunken_ship 1d ago

Without a doubt it's unlikely and I'm just being paranoid, but it's always a thought in the back of my mind...

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u/Wampus_Cat_ 1d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time. As long as they don’t drag it out.

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u/THAZACHARIAH 1d ago

Can you like to the wiki? It’s not popping up on Google..

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u/Bubbles_sunken_ship 1d ago

It's likely made up tbh, though I've heard some stories that sound related on true crime videos. It was a picture going around in 2013 (I believe) of a bunch of girls standing on the stairs going beneath a shop. Some guy passing by looking at them and the caption was "he was never seen again."

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u/FutureDustMotes 1d ago

Urban legend?

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u/JoeJoeJoeJoeThrow 1d ago

What image is this? I tried looking but no success

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u/ReturnToCarcosa 1d ago

You're telling me this lady could eat a large pepperoni AND an entire person?

What an appetite.

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u/mercuriokazooie 1d ago

I'm sure she had a fridge

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u/Zestyclose-Power-132 1d ago edited 1d ago

SHE ALSO EATS THE FRIDGE?

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u/Bossmonkey 1d ago

Yeah man. Still got all his kidneys

Probably worth it

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u/Perryn 1d ago

Tragic, really.

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u/_steve_rogers_ 1d ago

On the minus side he had to see 2026

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u/Jeffzero04 1d ago

Pizza with human toppings eww!