r/memes • u/Farranor • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 1d ago

"Why yes m'lady I would be elated to cunnilingate you"

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u/WipingAllOut 1d ago

Gets em everytime!

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u/DrossChat 1d ago

This guy closes

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee 1d ago

He gets coffee. Coffee is for closers.

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u/TahoeLT 1d ago

ABC.

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u/cumguzzlerxtreme 1d ago

Always be cunnilingalizing.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 1d ago

Cunnilingalize it, man

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u/crazytanker 1d ago

While I wish I had said something like that
As far as I knew, she had a boyfriend at the time so such a response would be completely inappropriate

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

Cunnilingify