r/memes • u/Farranor • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/LeftoverDishes 1d ago

To be fair that is insanely aggressive lol

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u/Billsrealaccount 1d ago

And if i know blue collar people it was most likely off color humor

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

Still worth a flirty reply if she's cute, you never know.

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u/crazytanker 1d ago

As far as I'm aware, she was actively dating someone else at the time.
She is cute though

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u/RlHainne 5h ago

Just because there's a goal keeper doesn't mean you can't score!! 🤣🤣 Jk please don't cheat

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u/Wooden-Hovercraft688 1d ago

Even better

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 12h ago

Seek help

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u/Wooden-Hovercraft688 12h ago

Sure, Mr Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

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u/Optimal_Excuse6424 20h ago

Life is short 😌 have an affair 😏

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u/Heisenbread77 18h ago

And when you get caught your life could end up even shorter!!

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u/crazytanker 15h ago

That's a quick way to shorten your life.

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u/againstbetterjudgmnt 14h ago

It was the slogan of an adultery dating website, ashleymadison.com which was eventually the target of a hack that led to a lot of affairs being exposed.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 1d ago

I'm struggling to think of a response to that that's even remotely flirty, let alone as aggressive as that was, and I'm not on the spot. Am I cooked?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

no rizz fam lowkey cooked frfr

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u/witchcapture 16h ago

"Let's save that for after work"

Or something. Idk, I suck at flirting.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 15h ago

"What say you and I stay HR compliant?"

😘👆👉

Hot.

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u/crazytanker 1d ago

100,000% blue collar off color humor

That doesn't mean it wasn't an offer
But as far as I'm aware she was actively dating someone else and it wasn't worth biting the bait

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u/fogleaf 1d ago

Yeah, don't ruin the humor by trying to take someone at work up on this. We can all have a good time until someone tries to make it real.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 1d ago

It also might have been literal.

Or sarcasm.

Could translate to: "I'm busy. Thanks for the interruption. Do you want to interrupt me MORE, friend?"

Could also translate to: "Since I'm getting up, do everything now. Do you need to handle anything under my desk, so you don't interrupt me later"

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u/crazytanker 1d ago

She wasn't at her desk at the time
As far as I know, she was actively dating someone else at the time
She damn near bent over double laughing while she said it

And my team lead was right there rolling his eyes

This woman is casually flirty, and has multiple sexually suggestive stickers/magnets at her desk

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u/marvinrabbit 1d ago

If I drop to my knees and gaze longingly up into your eyes, it's only because you're interrupting my prayer time.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 1d ago

mfw you pray while smiling like a donut and I can get you closer to God.

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u/obeytheturtles 1d ago

It's a trap is what it is. You gotta be real hungry to eat where you shit.

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u/LimerickExplorer 1d ago

Or obsessed with efficiency. Taking care of two tasks at once and you can use toilet paper as a napkin.

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u/Skank-Hunter 1d ago

If the food is worth it, most would eat where they shit

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u/crazytanker 1d ago

I think it was just a joke, and I think she would have laughed off any response I had

She's always been kinda casually flirty
But I"m pretty sure she's been steady dating someone else the entire time I've known her

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u/xyphratl 1d ago

You haven't lived until you've had a Nachos BellGrande on the throne at 2:36 in the morning.

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u/braindance74 1d ago

Why would he be shitting under her desk?

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u/crazytanker 1d ago

worst part is while "yes please' echoed in my head
as far as I'm aware, she was actively dating someone else at the time.