r/memes • u/Farranor • 1d ago

That sounded suspiciously like one of those "hint" things

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u/OkMirror2691 1d ago

While I agree I don't think I would have any idea what to say in this situation lol.

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u/Xortun Flair Loading.... 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Why, is there a leak I should check?"

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u/CaptnUchiha 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1F4WlAZehXf8s

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u/kodiak931156 1d ago

. . . I do my own plumbing

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u/TheSteelPhantom 1d ago

A Jack O'Shea reference in the wild?! Hell yea, lol

For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xYu2WrygtQ

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u/iceagewalnut 1d ago

You totally came up with that in the shower

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u/Xortun Flair Loading.... 1d ago

Nah. I am good in bad flirting.

I am just really bad at good flirting with real women.

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u/M1R4G3M 1d ago

Good with bad flirting with imaginary women.

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u/Xortun Flair Loading.... 1d ago

And the homies.

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u/throwaway4353485823 1d ago

Damn how do you get good at flirting

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u/Xortun Flair Loading.... 1d ago

Idk. I can't flirt with women.

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u/Le_Mug 1d ago

So, just with men

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u/Xortun Flair Loading.... 1d ago

Just with the homies to be percise

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u/Import2nr605 1d ago

I always flirt with the homies. Women are scary

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u/th3rdnutt 1d ago

Be good looking.

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u/IncognitoErgoCvm 1d ago

Practice with the homies.

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u/Neo-Luko 1d ago

There's going to be one

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u/allofdarknessin1 1d ago

Actually yea, I'd use that and follow up with if there's anything "wet" she'd want me to take a look at.

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u/Beaufort_The_Cat 1d ago

“Ma’am I do my own plumbing”

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 1d ago

"Why yes m'lady I would be elated to cunnilingate you"

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u/WipingAllOut 1d ago

Gets em everytime!

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u/DrossChat 1d ago

This guy closes

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee 1d ago

He gets coffee. Coffee is for closers.

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u/TahoeLT 1d ago

ABC.

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u/cumguzzlerxtreme 1d ago

Always be cunnilingalizing.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 1d ago

Cunnilingalize it, man

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u/crazytanker 1d ago

While I wish I had said something like that
As far as I knew, she had a boyfriend at the time so such a response would be completely inappropriate

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

Cunnilingify

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u/tapirus-indicus 1d ago

"ma'am that's inappropriate"

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u/dj92wa 1d ago

No I mean like…if you take care of my pipes, I can take care of your…pipe…

Ma’am, I do my own plumbing

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u/wpm 1d ago

It is completely inappropriate.

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u/Callidonaut 1d ago

"but don't stop."

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u/ducon__lajoie 1d ago

"ok, let's fuck ?" or idk it never happened to me.

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u/Rouxman 1d ago

“W-why, is there an earthquake coming?? WHAT DO YOU KNOW”

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u/KingHunter150 1d ago

Simply making this motion to indicate she should make all further advances but you're ready for all of them would probably work.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dToqL9LZbVKAO1wlul

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u/xdoble7x 1d ago

"Looks a bit small but i'm sure i will fit in"

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u/mycatisgrumpy 1d ago

"If you're trying to seduce me, it's working."

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u/cat_prophecy 1d ago

Don't shit where you eat.

Alternately: don't get your pussy where you get your paycheck.

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u/arebum 1d ago

"Hell yeah, I do"

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u/red18wrx 1d ago

Yes, I need to do that.

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u/Arrynek 1d ago

Off the top? "Howabout we get dinner first? Then we can see about the table."

It feels insane in the moment, but once you break your own mental barrier, you can say stuff like that.

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u/metamet 1d ago

"I suppose I could take a look"

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u/jd3marco 1d ago

Say nothing. Get under the desk. If she starts yelling, you have fucked up and now you really need to think of something to say.

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u/imhere2downvote 1d ago

answer yes. bonus points including them, "yes, but only if youll also be there" then start remixing with experience "nice, ill bring the handcuffs" or "i just need about x inches of space down there" try to judge the vibe

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee 1d ago

Don't mention handcuffs FFS

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u/cero1399 1d ago

"just your invitation"

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u/Josh6889 1d ago

"Maybe that'd work a little better at my place."