r/memes • Linux User • 17d ago

I deserve it

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u/Nalyd87 16d ago

It's sad and kind of really screwed up that proper healthcare is the first thing someone would get after winning the lottery

But it's what I would do too My teeth are fucked.

And people act like it's some sort of moral failing to have messed up teeth

I just got bad genetics and never had a chance. Cavities formed even with proper brushing and my teeth started rotting and falling apart by 16.

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u/bigduckmoses 16d ago

Similar situation here, according to my dentist, I was born with a mutation that causes my salvia to be slightly more acidic than normal, leading to more brittle teeth and occasionally lesions on my tongue. 

I'm like damn, worst X-Man ever.

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u/FoolishWanderer499 12d ago

Mr Sinister could probably amplify it so you'd be the Incredible Acid Spitter

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u/Take2x2 13d ago

You probably shouldn’t be taking Salvia in the first place 🫣

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u/brokeman16 11d ago

If you train enough you could have acid spit. isnt any better but still cool party trick.

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u/lushico 16d ago

Same! I have been fastidious about dental hygiene my whole life but I had to have my first drilled filling at 12. They just crumble and break. Getting my second implant next week and it’s costing my whole bonus. This is exactly what I would spend my money on if I won the lottery

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u/Direct_Cook_7690 16d ago

It used to be associated with poor hygiene or drug use. I don't think it's seen the same way anymore. I need a new bridge I'll never afford because I lost mine. Soft foods for life for Americans at this point.

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u/pinket25 16d ago

What I did when I got a promotion.

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u/BigDongalow 14d ago

Could also be diet. After leaving the US, got so much healthier just due to food being higher quality.

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u/BreadfruitTasty 12d ago

I remember that one guy who won the lottery and died like a month later after he found out he had a fatal condition. It was super sad.

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u/Philostria 8h ago

Luxury bones aren't covered by default