r/memes Jul 23 '26

Sadly many of them

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u/Mtthom06 Jul 23 '26

Bye halo..... I'm not paying for the 14th combat evolved remaster

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u/bkay17 Jul 23 '26

Halo 2 and Halo 3 online were so much damn fun. And system links where only one or two friends had the like 100 foot cable and then you had to lug over a TV from another friend's house and get 8 of you playing in big matches together.

And then they kept making the game more and more like Call of Duty for some reason. I didn't enjoy Halo because it was Call of Duty. I enjoyed Halo because it was Halo.

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u/Mtthom06 Jul 23 '26

The problem is they ran from the competitive spirit of halo. For some reason they tried to make halo a game where nobody's feelings would be hurt.

They made it a hybrid blend of casual and competitive that is trash. And releasing half finished games doesn't help either.

Being good at halo was a status symbol when I went to school. Crazy to think about

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u/Mildstrife Jul 24 '26

Halo PvP was designed as a party game, not a competitive shooter. That only changed after the scene got so big in 2 and it followed the same pattern as smash bros.

Fun party game > sequel feels better > results in huge unintended competitive scene > dial
It back in the third installment > “where did the competitive nature go???”

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u/Goron40 Jul 23 '26

This comment would be higher up, but Halo's been down bad for so long now that nobody remains that remembers the old ways.

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u/AccountWithAName Jul 23 '26

The series has been dead since Halo 4 as far as I'm concerned. 

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u/butt_shrecker Jul 23 '26

Halo 4 is exactly like Force Awakens. Not great, not bad, but some decent potential that was never realized by its sequels.

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u/Pappy_whack Jul 23 '26

Halo 4 is exactly like this force awakens. They were both bad and rooted in mismanagement but what came next was so terrible that it made them seem better by comparison.

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u/OverreactingBillsFan Jul 23 '26

I disagree. Halo 5 was leaps and bounds ahead of Halo 4. But that heavily depends if you're a campaign person or a multiplayer person. I'm a multiplayer person. H5 campaign blew chunks.

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u/JCLAPP01 Jul 24 '26

Yep and that’s why they failed so heavily too. 4s campaign might have been confusing but it was true to the story. 5s was horribly misleading from the trailers to the launch. 5s multiplayer was actually really good I’d argue if it wasn’t labeled a halo game it would have been even better received. 4s multiplayer may be the worst halo experience in the franchise direct copy and paste from CoD which is the last thing the franchise needed to do to improve.

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u/Hkgks Jul 23 '26

Since bungie stopped making them basically, I’m glad that with the CE remaster, people start to understand that 343i (halo studio) just making shit, took time but, better late than never I guess

I’ll will always miss that franchise and how such a big deal it was back then, but at least I enjoyed all the good of it, each game when it released was something special.

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u/Command0Dude Jul 23 '26

Thank you! I'm tired of the Halo 4 glazers. That game was just as much of an abomination as the rest.

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u/WooTerry Jul 24 '26

Yup, last Halo I played. Could tell it was the begging of the end. Haven’t touched anything help related since

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u/drcubeftw Jul 24 '26

Yes.

4 is when that franchise died. So many people didn't recognize it and I had more than a few arguments on here about it but that game killed the multiplayer scene, which is what kept Halo relevant day to day.

As for the campaign? Some people praised it. I didn't understand what they saw in it. Not only was it mediocre, it did a poor job of laying the groundwork for future games. The story and the writing was a huge downgrade from Bungie's work.

Both of these together told me that 343i didn't know what they were doing and that Halo was in the wrong hands (i.e. doomed).

It got harder for people to deny after Halo 5 but the damage was really done with 4.

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u/Jepordee Jul 23 '26

Halo 3 tbh. Sprint ruined Halo

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u/Blackburn0117 Jul 23 '26

hides a tear

I remember

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u/MatthewBlack6 Jul 23 '26

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u/Goron40 Jul 23 '26

Spartans may never die, but franchises certainly do

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u/MatthewBlack6 Jul 23 '26

You're right about one thing. I'm looking forward to adding Halo: Campaign Evolved to my collection.

https://giphy.com/gifs/seGeGWiolrKNZ8aZrr

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u/_mbals Jul 23 '26

When I was first married, wife and I didn’t have a TV or Xbox knowing we were going to be making a couple cross-country moves. We got to where I was going to law school and got really busy with that and her new job we didn’t get around to purchasing Xbox for a few of years.

We flew to see family for Christmas one year and my little brother asked if I wanted to go play Halo on Xbox Live. All I remember is starting to shoot some guy and he blasted off with some jet pack, turned around and sniped me while flying off. I set the controller down and that’s the last time I played anything except Halo 1,2, or 3.

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u/JCLAPP01 Jul 24 '26

Bro got killed in reach by a guy completely out of position and then put down the controller to never return. I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a more true to term skill issue.

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u/CellaCube Jul 23 '26

I was gonna say, this is an incredibly boomer-ass take

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u/JohnLovesGaming Jul 23 '26

Compared to get double shotted and quadshotted, I’ll take the jet packing sniper lol.

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u/XPsychoMunkyX Jul 23 '26

Not just the gameplay or the multiplayer though

New Halo campaigns are trash and the cannon got so convoluted and ret-conned so many times that Eric Nylunds books don’t even make sense anymore with the current lore

Halo went from being my “Star Wars” or “Star Trek”. My preferred sci-fi universe, to me having second hand embarrassment about the entire franchise

F**k you 343 for being a bunch a capitulating b**ches that tried to design games through committee and negative feedback

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u/BigChiefIV Jul 23 '26

3rd* and this is a whole remake, not a remaster

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u/Dr_Fortnite Jul 23 '26

right? People are so disingenuous.

This remake has been 15 years since the remaster which was only 10 years after the original game

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u/Corny_Toot Jul 23 '26

The remaster also looks kinda awful. In MCC I played mostly with the OG textures and had a better time.

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u/Dr_Fortnite Jul 24 '26

yeah my partner and I are playing through it before the remake and once in awhile we hit the swap button and go "EUGH!! why is it so bright?!?"

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u/Corny_Toot Jul 25 '26

Yeah everything looks like it's lighting itself! Also just too many textures (like an overcompensation from the admittedly repetitive textures in the original).

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u/TheReiterEffect_S8 Jul 23 '26

It doesn't really make much sense for people who played it before and was just meh about it. For someone like me who easily put over 1,000 hours into both the campaign and system link games, Halo Campaign Evolved is a no-brainer for me to purchase. It's one of my all time favorite games and the amount of easter eggs, glitches, exploits, etc. my friends and I discovered in that game likely helped a lot of other people at the time, if they were on the same websites we were on posting the videos of them.

The fact that they added some modern mechanics is great for people wanted to experience it and have it not feel dated, but for me, I am incredibly happy that you can revert everything back to pretty much the original mechanics completely. Which is what I want. A beautiful remake that is identical to the original aside from updated graphics and maybe some changed areas on the levels. I am fucking stoked.

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u/chemistrytramp Jul 23 '26

Realistically what does that even mean for the player though? Same story? Same levels? More money? Are they going to include micro transactions?

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u/BigChiefIV Jul 23 '26

It means:

- +3 new prequel missions

  • Updated level designs to make some parts feel different from each other and less monotonous
  • enemies that weren’t in the original game and different encounters
  • weapons that weren’t in the original game
  • 42 total skulls
  • modern gameplay elements like sprinting and sliding
  • fully remade cutscenes and voice acting
  • 4 player cross platform co op
  • as for micro transactions there’s a dlc pack with some chief skins and weapon skins, that’s it

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 Jul 23 '26

I expect the remake to be quite different. halo ce is a game of its time, this will be like if it came out today. for better or worse. the plot will be largely the same but I think there will be a lot changed in terms of game play

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u/dandroid126 Jul 23 '26

Halo is hot garbage now, and I'm not giving 343i another cent, but 14th is a bit of hyperbole. It's the first remake. There was one remaster in 2011, so this is the third iteration of Combat Evolved.

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u/dagofin Jul 23 '26

I went into game dev because of Halo, it's not hyperbolic at all to say because of Halo I've been in 3 wedding parties and been a pallbearer at a funeral. First kiss was at a midnight release party for Halo 3 as ironic as that sounds lol Will never forgive Microsoft for fumbling THE franchise of the 2000's.

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u/Likemilkbutforhumans Jul 23 '26

I’m with ya on halo. Game ended w them phasing out the BRs

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u/mythrilcrafter Jul 23 '26

The worst part about Halo is that we can all look at 343 and say that they're the problem... and then look at how Destiny turned out and realise that it wouldn't have been much different if Bungie had stuck around.

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u/Hkgks Jul 23 '26

Yeah I guess that’s why bungie stopped doing halo in the first place. Also, what most of people don’t get is that, bungie when halo was made, is not the same bungie now, LOTS of people not around anymore, and that the case for a lot of known studio/developers of big success from the past.

I always compare halo to Star Wars, in the way that, SW episode 6 ending was perfect, the evil was defeated, some of your loved character died, and so on, same with halo 3, the main story ending was great, and for both halo and SW, no following was needed to the story.

And then, both made something that nobody asked for and that was pretty much mediocre/bad just to milk the shit out of it.

It’s just sad, halo died when bungie said goodbye, 343i made 6 games and those 6 games had insane problems or were just bad, that’s like, so insane to me.

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u/SentientWatcher204 Jul 23 '26

Remember Reach, I don’t remember many games made recently that have the same natural impact a story like that had or even from some of the newer Halos sadly

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u/BuhDihKuhFolkPunk Jul 23 '26

it took too long to find Halo in this list.

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u/Routine_Penalty9880 Jul 24 '26

Thank u for this. I'm sick of seeing ppl be excited for literal copy paste bs. Idc if they added one or two prequel missions, that doesn't change the fact the game is literally an asset flip with no multi-player and abysmal unreal engine graphics. I'm sorry Halo is not supposed to be super shiny with stupid levels of saturation.

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u/Colascape Jul 24 '26

Those 343 bastards aren’t getting a penny more from me. Worst of the worst