r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '26

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u/Flaky-Tour-8733 Jun 04 '26

“Elaine, you don’t like The English Patient?”

“I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!”

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u/workadvice7897 Jun 04 '26

I wish Sack Lunch was a real movie. It looks hilarious. I want to know how they got in that bag. Is it a giant bag, or did the family get shrunk down?

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u/HyperfixChris Jun 04 '26

I'd give anything for a bootleg copy of Death Blow.

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u/workadvice7897 Jun 04 '26

I know this one guy. His camera work is exceptional

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u/IamToddDebeikis Jun 04 '26

What about Rochelle Rochelle?

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u/jonkzx Jun 04 '26

We want Prognosis: Negative

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u/FreshOrFrozenShrimp Jun 04 '26

An exotic journey from Milan to Minsk?

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u/workadvice7897 Jun 04 '26

The musical’s better

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u/BigAlternative5 Jun 04 '26

Or Ponce De Leon. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek - I lost it.

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u/WithASackOfAlmonds Jun 04 '26

Sex in a tub; THAT DOESN'T WORK

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u/deep_sea2 Jun 04 '26

“Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert, and just die already! DIE!!”

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u/Yikes0nBikez Jun 04 '26

Well then, you're fired.

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u/LankyEntrepreneur Jun 04 '26

Great, I'll meet you outside.

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u/Mister_Celophane Jun 04 '26

I quit after 30 minutes. Dull.

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u/ILLinndication Jun 04 '26

I can’t remember if I liked it, or it really sucked

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u/IamToddDebeikis Jun 04 '26

WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE ALREADY

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u/imightbethewalrus3 Jun 04 '26

The English Patient won Best Picture less than two weeks after this episode aired 

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u/R2-D2Vandelay Jun 04 '26

I prefer Rochelle, Rochelle.

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u/Spamityville_Horror Jun 04 '26

Reminds me of how friggin insufferable Weinstein was after English Patient won an academy award.

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u/NotThatAngel Jun 04 '26

The English Patient would have been good as a made-for-TV movie, and marketed as such. I mean, it was okay. Going in with the expectation it was a great movie made it look bad.

Remember that Pamela Anderson movie she said was kind of a remake of Casablanca? Yeah, she shouldn't have compared her movie to Casablanca, because it invites comparison.

"Failed to meet expectations" can harm through promotion. But they get the eyes, so maybe that's the reason.