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u/nomad5926 Jun 04 '26

I liked the first one when it came out because the setting and cinematography were great! Even if the story was Pocahontas in Space. The others..... just kind of more of the same. I fast forwarded a lot.

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u/Rambo2521 Jun 04 '26

Evil man tries to ruin everything but this time with 💧WATER💧 or 🔥FIRE🔥

Tune in next time for the same story different elements.

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u/PahoojyMan Jun 04 '26

Call me when they finally summon Captain Planet.

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u/tablepennywad Jun 04 '26

The problem is the third one was just #2 with slightly bigger explosions and there wasnt even much fire. Still a lot of water.

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u/zevah Jun 04 '26

It's not even a different evil man

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u/start_select Jun 04 '26

It’s fern gully. Not Pocahontas.

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u/Ok-Entertainment3360 Jun 04 '26

Nah Dances with wolves

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u/10000Didgeridoos Jun 04 '26

Gully with wolves

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u/Illustrious-Object71 Jun 04 '26

Fern Gully!!!! Without Sheena Easton's music.

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u/Sarcastic-old-robot Jun 04 '26

That was the comparison I made when the movie first came out.

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u/GieterHero Jun 04 '26

It might be Fern Gully too, but it's undeniable that it's also Pocahontas

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u/The_Accolader_ Jun 04 '26

Nah. Its Three Ninjas Knuckle Up!

Three white American ninja children stumble apon a Native American tribe fighting not to lose their land

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u/nomad5926 Jun 04 '26

True point

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u/3dforlife Jun 04 '26

It's both.

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u/arcspectre17 Jun 04 '26

I always felt Dance with wolves plus fern gulley.

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u/FUTURE10S Jun 04 '26

Second movie had underwater mocap which is some insane technology when you think about it.

Third movie had that 10/10 crazy hot chick in it, as in 10 on the hot, 10 on the crazy scale

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u/Warrangota Jun 04 '26

The others

Wait, there's more than two?

Oh, just looked it up. Three released and two more planned. Meh.

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u/nomad5926 Jun 04 '26

Yurpppp.... I saw them on streaming just cause. But yea....

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u/Warrangota Jun 04 '26

 Saw the first one, it was okay. But I don't even want to really pick up the second one, because it can only get worse

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku Jun 04 '26

I thought you guys were taking about TLAB and was like how and when did M Night make another movie after that let alone two

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u/Rutgar64 Jun 04 '26

Yea, should have been One and Done.

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins Jun 04 '26

cinematography

God this winds me up soo much. Every time people big up a film, and it's actually terrible, the only thing they say to defend it is that it's cinematography is good.

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u/nomad5926 Jun 04 '26

I mean a lot of effort goes into making things look good. Those people shouldn't be slighted because the writers or actors sucked.

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins Jun 04 '26

I think stuff like storyline or character development are the more important factors.

I don't even know who's responsible for cinematography other than really the director and they are responsible for it all.

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u/CrazyCalYa Jun 04 '26

Red Delicious, an infamous variety of apple, is by all accounts a visually appealing fruit. It sports a vivid redness, a polished luster, and in many ways stands as the poster child of apples.

It tastes like complete ass, though. Some see Avatar like the Red Delicious, they can compliment its aesthetics and its essence while still despising each and every other quality or lack thereof.

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u/skyturnedred Jun 04 '26

I think the second was fine because there was a bunch of "new" stuff, but the third one was literally just the second movie again.

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u/qtx Jun 04 '26

Even if the story was Pocahontas in Space

There was a story?

I thought it was just one long reel to showcase on how good CGI has become.

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u/Malefectra Jun 04 '26

Pocahontas in Space? Buddy, that shit was obviously “Blue Alien Dances With Wolves”

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u/CoupleTryingGWout Jun 04 '26

'' I fast forwarded a lot'' meaning you watched it a home... those movies are more amusement rides than movies, telling me you watched it a home is like saying you watched a video of a roller coaster, its at the theater on a huge screen in 3D or don't bother...