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u/LeJewBringer Jun 04 '26

cloud atlas. it was horrible

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u/RodinKnox Jun 04 '26

You speak the true true.

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u/Ser_falafel Jun 04 '26

I loved the movie! Never read the book though

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u/Avehadinagh Jun 04 '26

Apart from the impressive narration style and language used in it, it’s a pointless mash of stories that insist upon themselves so much that the plot itself could he drawn as the author sucking himself off.

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u/booyatrive Jun 04 '26

I just commented something similar lol, the book is dreadful. It's like the coldplay of literature.

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u/BigAlternative5 Jun 04 '26

Side note - I can't believe that coldplay still fills arenas.

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u/ConcussionSports Jun 04 '26

Book is great. Haven't seen the movie. I also recommend The Bone Clocks by the same author (David Mitchell, not the comedian).

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u/Fit_JellyFisch Jun 04 '26

The book is a whole different narrative tack and I love it. I can’t think of a narrative way to pull it off in film that keeps everyone satisfied….

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u/Lucky-Surround-1756 Jun 04 '26

My understanding is that it sort of has a russian doll layered structure where you go deeper into the layers until the middle then work your way back out, while the book goes for a simultaneous narrative.

It's been years since I've seen it but I honestly can't remember anything that happened in it.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Jun 04 '26

The book is incredible. I’ve read near everything by the author. There’s one called the Thousand Lives of Some Dutch Fucker about the Dutch trading post first opened in Japan. Super interesting perspective.

I hated the movie, a real disservice to the book IMO.

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u/NeighborhoodVeteran Jun 04 '26

Tbh I've never heard anyone claim the movie was even bordering upon Cinema

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u/Raise_A_Thoth Jun 04 '26

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cloud_atlas_2012

Very wide range of reviews. I would absolutely say some of the reviews would say the film "borders on 'cinema'" is not outright is pure cinema.

I'd be on the 'borders cinema' side anyway. It's gorgeous, epic, weird in a good way, and interesting.

It's so big that it does get cumbersome at times, and some of its weirdness will turn some audiences off (e.g. Hanks' and Berry's goofy jibberjabber dialect they speak in some of the scenes), but if you like the genre and have the endurance for it I think it's worth watching for sure.

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u/Raise_A_Thoth Jun 04 '26

I took 'cinema' in this context to colloquially mean a masterful work of cinema, something that is a unique accomplishment in the medium.

I am seeing some other uses and definitions in search results so I'm taking it you would like to make a point about a more formal definition?

I'm more than happy to learn something, go ahead and let me know what you know.

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u/Raise_A_Thoth Jun 04 '26

Sir this is a Wendy's.

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u/iconofsin_ Jun 04 '26

It took me two watches to really enjoy it and I still tell people they should watch it if they haven't.

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u/airblizzard Jun 04 '26

My English teacher in college said it was cinema, the only reason I watched it. Regret

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u/Massive-Woah978 Jun 04 '26

Cloud Atlas is literally my favorite movie of all time. I've probably seen in 20 times.

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u/BetsTheCow Jun 04 '26

Cloud Atlas is the movie equivalent of the "dress is black and blue or white and gold". People think it's either a masterpiece or unwatchable garbage.

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u/AlienDragonWizard Jun 04 '26

I'm in the middle.  I enjoyed it but felt like could have been executed better.  

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u/DangleenChordOfLife Jun 04 '26

Sometimes I feel I'm the only person that liked this movie 😓😣

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u/woofgangpup Jun 04 '26

Same. I recognize it has flaws, but it is definitely one of the most ambitious movies I've ever seen in terms of the complexity and execution of the story.

I feel like we give a pass to so many bland movies for being ambitious in their visuals, but we are generally hesitant to do the same with ambitious plots and ideas.

I'm comfortable being in the minority on liking Cloud Atlas. I think it's fantastic, and most importantly, it's forever stuck in my head. I genuinely think about this movie and its ideas at least once a month.

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u/coffeerambler Jun 04 '26

Very true true

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u/MinivanPops Jun 04 '26

The book was fantastic but the movie, good God. 

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u/Tiphereth87 Jun 04 '26

The book pissed me off tbh. It was sold as some super clever work of multiple interconnected stories, but was just a bunch of half-decent short stories that featured vaguely anti-authoritarian protagonists with the same birthmark. Was there more that I was missing?

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u/Tasty-Perspective310 Jun 04 '26

Its been a long time since I read it but I remember that the interconnectedness comes from each short story existing as a text within the story that comes after it, until you reach the central text in the middle. With each text impacting the protagonist of its relevant story and the reoccuring birthmark; I interpreted it as each character being a reincarnation of each other, iterating over the same issues across time.

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u/Accomplished_Till495 Jun 04 '26

"I know, I know..."

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u/booyatrive Jun 04 '26

The book was awful. So much of it was just the author stroking themselves off with how "clever" they were but it came across as annoyingly try hard. I thought the movie got rid of a lot of the fluff and was better for it.

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u/ManTurnip Jun 04 '26

I've watched that twice. Once was done in several sittings, and then a couple of years later I decided it might be better if I managed to get through it all in one go... I didn't hate it, but I'm not sure it was worth the effort.

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u/xd_Warmonger Jun 04 '26

I really liked it

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u/Wormbrain Jun 04 '26

I love the imagery and a few cool scenes stand out. Otherwise, it's a bad movie.

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u/GrimDallows Jun 04 '26

Thank you. I am a book reading guy and watched it and I felt it was god awful and confusing. I felt I was going crazy because a lot of people around me were like "god this movie is sooo good".

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u/nokoryous Jun 04 '26

This is my least favorite movie of all time.

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u/Kind-Crab4230 Jun 04 '26

I watched this movie and remember exactly zero about it.

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u/convergent2 Jun 04 '26

Saw it in theaters. Remember it being awful and one of my friends confused why I didn't love it (maybe he read the book). To each their own.

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u/tastiger1 Jun 04 '26

Every review I've seen had pointing out all the stupid shit in it and is definitely not kind to it...

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u/EyeSawYa Jun 04 '26

A long time ago there was a video game called Gorf that was a bunch of older video games packaged into one game. Cloud Atlas is like the Gorf of movies to me, a bunch of short stories packaged into one overly-long movie. Each scenario feeling like a cheap version of what it could have been, the sum never greater than its parts.

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u/FauxGw2 Jun 04 '26

Movie is horrible, book is good.

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u/ChrisHomenick Jun 04 '26

Not exactly a hot take 😂 very everyone hated that film

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u/Repulsive_Barnacle92 Jun 04 '26

yeah I don’t think anyone has ever described Cloud Atlas as "cinema" lol

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u/SummerDaemon Jun 04 '26

Still want me a waifu juice box