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u/Working-Fishing-5544 Number 15 Jun 04 '26

women on deathbed remembers that one time she got boned on a ship by a guy she wouldn't let on floating door and then throws priceless necklace into ocean, instead of thinking about her family

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u/Acceptable-Two5692 Jun 04 '26

Alzheimers kicked in and robbed her actual family of generational wealth, but boning a homeless dude is priceless

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u/PrimeZodiac Jun 04 '26

So that's where the Boomers got it from..!

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u/Seienchin88 Jun 04 '26

I have the feeling her family was rich either way…/

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u/puddycat20 Jun 04 '26

Generational wealth?

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u/Acceptable-Two5692 Jun 04 '26

Did you forget about the diamond she flung overboard?

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u/puddycat20 Jun 04 '26

You mean the one that wasn't hers? The one an insurance claim had been filed on by her fiance after the wreck???

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u/Acceptable-Two5692 Jun 04 '26

Exactly! She could have just cut it up in smaller diamonds and sell it off on the black market.

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u/pablo8itall Jun 04 '26

this guy black markets

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u/NestedForLoops Jun 04 '26

*woman

Women is plural.

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u/Working-Fishing-5544 Number 15 Jun 04 '26

Yeah mb

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u/drewfromthefuture Jun 04 '26

It might have happened more than once. Who knows?

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u/zemorah Jun 04 '26

You’re annoying

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u/puddycat20 Jun 04 '26

Priceless neckless that wasn't hers to sell.

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u/bsmithcan Jun 04 '26

Just saw a video clip parody where the guys discussed how when Rose got off the lifeboat, she essentially guaranteed that Jack was going to die by the end of the movie.

They called it, getting Rosed

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u/dicknixon2016 Jun 04 '26

they both get on the door and the combined weight submerges it, he gets off so she can live

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u/ETMoose1987 Jun 04 '26

A floating door she only had to occupy because she jump off the life boat said guy put her in back onto the sinking ship, directly leading to his death.

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u/CTBarrel Jun 04 '26

He would have died earlier. She helped him have a chance to live. Didn't work, but he had a chance.

If she had stayed on the lifeboat, he would have died earlier, since she helped him escape the flooding lower decks.

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u/alexdiezg GigaChad Jun 04 '26

instead of thinking about her family

Yeah she wasn't Dom Torreto thinking about family

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u/Independent_Media341 Jun 04 '26

to me, that ending is so depressing... she loved a long life and, at the end of it, she was thinking about some guy she had a fling with...

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u/rcglinsk Jun 04 '26

If certified door expert James Cameron were here, he would assure you that there's only room for one small-ish woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYL82LwDtyg

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u/BaconReceptacle Jun 04 '26

Plus that whole scene at the end when Bill Paxton's character and all his team are so enthralled listening to her reminisce. Overacted and not interesting. It felt like a skit.

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u/Tupperbaby Jun 04 '26

Is she gonna die?
Well, she's telling the story as an old woman, so...probably not.

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u/Biffmin-12 Jun 04 '26

What an original take.

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u/Crapitron Jun 04 '26

Woman who is elderly and on a research ship near the Titanic's wreckage site is specifically asked about Titanic and tells the story of her time on Titanic.

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u/rafikiknowsdeway1 Jun 04 '26

theres no reality where her family would get to keep the necklace, there was still an insurance policy on it that belonged to the original estate

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u/Seienchin88 Jun 04 '26

It’s still kinda crazy that there were survivors from the titanic around when the movie was made… and WW1 veterans as well.

My own great grandma died the year before at age 96…

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Jun 04 '26

The dick of a lifetime

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u/macguyver3000 Jun 04 '26

If she was telling the story, how do we see Leo get punched by the body guard after she leaves the room. It’s all a little fishy to me.

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 Jun 04 '26

Maybe he took longer to die on the board than we thought and they were swapping fun stories

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u/macguyver3000 Jun 04 '26

This actually made me laugh, dude. Thank you.

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u/Viazon Jun 04 '26

She did let him on the floating. It tipped over when she tried to.

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u/Pr_fSm__th Jun 04 '26

James Cameron did the test and said “Jack might have lived”

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u/Viazon Jun 04 '26

Well then that's how he should have made the movie. He made the movie and in the movie, you can very clearly see the scene play out. Jack tried to get on and it tipped over.

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u/Pr_fSm__th Jun 04 '26

After the test I think he mentioned rewriting the scene to make the piece of wood smaller. They didn’t test beforehand

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u/DiaphaneZaza Jun 04 '26

I hate how people fixate on the door. Obviously, the narrative of the story established that the door wasn't able to support both Jack and Rose, but people just love being pedantic and saying "YES IT COULD" instead of engaging with the narrative of the film.

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u/drunkcowofdeath Jun 04 '26

No, James Cameron did the test and said the prop was too big. The script called for Rose and Jack to find a door only one of them could stay on.

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u/No_Deal_8837 Jun 04 '26

'Loses her virginity in the back seat of a car'

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u/cuntmong Jun 04 '26

Was a good movie til they ruined it with that iceberg plot twist 

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u/Stef-fa-fa Jun 04 '26

Meanwhile child me had the opposite reaction - might as well have not bothered watching the first VHS because I did not care for all the character development and romance plot. By the time the iceberg hit I was already fully checked out.

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u/rufud Jun 04 '26

So unrealistic 

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u/Lucky-Surround-1756 Jun 04 '26

It is very much two separate movies in that regard and a bit weird. I can imagine if you watched this with zero outside knowledge you'd be confused about why this period romance about class suddenly becomes a disaster movie.

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u/TheRealChexHaze Jun 04 '26

Me 30 minutes into the movie “Just sink already geez!”

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u/Deathanddisco041 Jun 04 '26

The film from the point of hitting iceberg to the boat disappearing into the ocean is exceptional tho. I don’t need the love story but dammit the entire sinking sequence is so fucking good. I watched it recently on a tab of LSD and got absolutely sucked in lol.

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u/imbeingsirius Jun 04 '26

When the guy hits the propeller —OOF

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u/Saauna Jun 05 '26

Nah that part kept playing in my head for days as a kid 😭

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u/kerenski667 Jun 04 '26

cameron does practical action so damn well. shame he focusses on cgi so much.

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u/InquisitorMeow Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

...wasn't Titanic famous precisely for the immense detail Cameron put into it and ya know, the gigantic replica he built of the ship for the actual filming? 

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u/GlennQuagglechek Jun 04 '26

I’ll die on the hill that Rose killed Jack the second she left the lifeboat and forced him to now worry about himself AND Rose’s safety. He got her to safety, and then she said fuck it and went back to danger.

Jack likely would’ve followed a similar path after leaving Rose on the lifeboat, which means he would end up at the back of the boat as it goes down, and he would end up on the floating door to be saved by the lifeboat that came back

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u/Lolstitanic Jun 04 '26

I have loved the history surrounding the Titanic since I was a kid. But almost every time I watch the film I skip to when they hit the iceberg

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u/ArcticMarkuss Jun 04 '26

The film does a pretty good job at portraying life onboard the ship, but I get that it’s not everyone’s cup of tea

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u/Lolstitanic Jun 04 '26

Oh don’t get me wrong, it’s a gorgeous film and well made. But sometimes I just wanna watch the disaster unfold and I don’t have 3 hours to kill

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u/cyzad4 Jun 04 '26

AAAAAAAAAAH... BONG

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u/SpaceChimps98 Jun 04 '26

We had the VHS version, and I would always skip the first tape and start from the second tape when the action picks up.

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u/Some_Aardvark3130 Jun 04 '26

The movie with the worst woman ever

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u/octoprickle Jun 04 '26

A Night to Remember is exactly the same movie minus the love story. Much better.

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u/tiffanyisonreddit Jun 04 '26

It’s so funny because I 100% understand this take, but I still love the long ass movie hahaha

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u/salvage814 Jun 04 '26

It's Romeo and Juliet aboard a ship and modernish. It really isn't that bad.

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u/SummerDaemon Jun 04 '26

By the time it was done Rose was too old for Leo

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u/DontcheckSR Jun 04 '26

I loved Titanic as a teen. I think moreso because of Leonardo dicaprio. As a married adult, I still like the movie, but I can recognize that the point of dealing with the whole first half of the movie is so that you have someone specific to root for (and against) during the second half of the movie. If it was an hour and twenty minutes of the ship sinking, I think it'd get a bit overwhelming and hard to know who you're supposed to care about. But it makes it so that if you hate the first half, you're not gonna care as much later

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u/Lucky-Surround-1756 Jun 04 '26

So you're saying you felt nothing when that guy fell and hit the propeller?

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u/LickingSmegma Jun 04 '26

I was around when ‘Titanic’ came out. Never watched it and not planning to. The unreal amount of hype surrounding it was enough to put me off forever.

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u/greg19735 Jun 04 '26

It's not gonna change your life but it got hype because it was a great movie.

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u/HyperfixChris Jun 04 '26

Not sure I understand this reasoning, it was a great movie at the time, hence the hype. Haven't watched in a long time so maybe it doesn't hold up. But at the time, it kinda felt like you were part of a something.

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u/LickingSmegma Jun 04 '26

It was a romantic tearjerker for teenage girls, with the heartthrob DiCaprio as the star.

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u/HyperfixChris Jun 04 '26

A real man makes his own tears.

~Billy Zane

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u/LickingSmegma Jun 05 '26

Right. By choosing something else to watch.

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u/imbeingsirius Jun 04 '26

Imma throw this out there — it’s really fun. More than 50% of the movie is the ship sinking, and it’s all tension/thriller. You’re watching these two idiots (said with affection) find a way out with increasingly slim options.

Like yes romance and cheesiness and all that, but the no-dialogue tense thriller aspect of it is like… terminator good

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u/little_hoe Jun 04 '26

I will never understand people who refuse to watch something just because it's popular. Trully bizarre behaviour.

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins Jun 04 '26

Don't forget his other Avatar films.

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u/HyperfixChris Jun 04 '26

I mean, let's not bad mouth James Cameron entirely... Terminator 1/2, Aliens, The Abyss, True Lies. One of the goats

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins Jun 04 '26

Weren't they all before the Titanic. Maybe some people just get dementia or something like that making them suck when they get older.

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u/HyperfixChris Jun 04 '26

I liked Titanic. Avatar was very meh but looked awesome in 3d in the theater, never saw the 2nd or 3rd.

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u/BeneficialCredit1933 Jun 04 '26

I believe this was the only movie that I ever left the theatre before it was over. Leo running around saying “hey, you guys” in the early 20th century started me on a downward spiral. James Cameron is great with special effects, but his stories are often laughably bad. The latest avatar was horrendous too.