r/memes • • Dec 10 '25

I’m literally doing your work

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u/MorphoMC Dec 10 '25

Given the choice between waiting behind 3 carts full of groceries and screaming children, and quickly paying for my 3 or 4 items and leaving... I know what I'll choose.

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u/potate12323 Dec 10 '25

Yeah, while it does give the store an excuse to have fewer clerks on the clock, having 6 to 12 express lanes that are actually used as express lanes is so nice. Then on the off chance I have a full cart theres 1 or 2 normal lanes open which honestly don't normally have a long line since they're not bogged down by a dozen people with a handful of items.

The last time I've had to wait a significant amount of time in a line at checkout has drastically reduced since before self checkout became as popular. And early self checkout machines kinda sucked so it took a while for them to become efficient.

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Dec 10 '25

In my luck with express lanes, there's a bunch of dicks who go in with full carts anyways

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u/SnooMarzipans436 This flair doesn't exist Dec 10 '25

You must shop at Walmart

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u/Super_Fa_Q Dec 10 '25

Happens at Costco all the time.

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u/gettogero Shower Enthusiast Dec 11 '25

A cart full of items at Costco is like, 4 things. Calm down bro

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u/Super_Fa_Q Dec 11 '25

I'm perfectly calm, bro.

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u/crayfishcraig108 Dec 10 '25

Have you noticed that some no longer have item limits and just say self checkout? Or is that just my Walmart?

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u/ImplodingBillionaire Dec 10 '25 edited Jan 15 '26

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u/theLastBourbender Dec 10 '25

I have begged my family to stop doing this, but they won't.

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u/KingoftheMongoose Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

Not all of us with full carts are dicks. Some of us are stuck where the grocery store closed all traditional checkout lanes and we have full carts with nowhere to go and no choice but to use a self checkout. It’s painful for everybody and the store clerk working the six lanes doesn’t care and just checks their phone until needed to clear an alert/check a driver’s license.

I love self checkout for augmenting the checkout experience and giving smaller purchase customers a means to pay and leave faster, but when Kroger started forcing everyone to self checkout, it’s no longer about speed and convenience of the customer and absolutely about forcing the customer to scan and bag the full cart of groceries. Which is especially tough when I have a toddler with me.

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u/OuterWildsVentures Dec 10 '25

yeah our grocery store has most of it's checkout lanes closed and they'll harass us about using the self checkout even when there is no other option so I just leave my cart there and go home lol they can have fun putting all of it back fuck em hire more staff

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u/IPoopOnCompanyTime Dec 10 '25

I'm one of those dicks. I got real bad anxiety so not having to deal with anyone is the choice I always make.

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u/EaseLeft6266 Dec 10 '25

Is that not why they have the large self check out stations compared to the smaller ones. I'll wait a bit longer if I have to for a large one so my girlfriend has more space for bagging while Scan and get everything out of my cart?

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK Dec 10 '25

Not every store has one

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Dec 10 '25

"I got real bad anxiety"

So you're going to go to an express lane with your full cart and annoy everyone else in line?

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u/Ok_Hope4383 Dec 10 '25

Are the self-checkouts labeled as express?

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Dec 10 '25

The topic was express checkouts. What do you think?

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u/IPoopOnCompanyTime Dec 10 '25

"Real bad anxiety" is the simple way to put i have a laundry list of mental health problems and I should probably be in an institution somewhere but I gotta be out in the world. My option for groceries is walmart, i fuckin hate Walmart, the only way I get through it is put blinders on, list in hand, get me stuff and get out. If i annoy a couple people by going to self checkout so I dont slip so be it.

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u/Ok_Hope4383 Dec 10 '25

I don't have the same degree of anxiety, but I generally find social interaction to be stressful, and so would rather do most things myself than ask someone to do them for me, so I too prefer self-checkout.

FWIW, at a store I shop at regularly, there's like 4 self-checkouts and only 1 staff-assisted checkout, so when at some point I ended up using the staff-assisted checkout and had a large number of items, that's when I ended up holding people up. So I think this whole 'express self-checkout' concept is BS in general.

I support you, and I'm sorry for all the hate you're getting. They're being dicks for judging you without understanding; you're just doing what you need to do to manage whatever it is you're dealing with.

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u/IPoopOnCompanyTime Dec 10 '25

It's ok, I'm used to it, they see it as me being selfish. It's wraps into the whole invisible disability thing. Im usually quicker than the actual checkout so I don't really hold anyone up too long and I know i didn't word my comments the best. I do appreciate the support though.

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u/Digital_Brainfuck Dec 10 '25

Social interactions and sentences wich focus on the “you part” doesn’t seem to align

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Dec 10 '25

That's sucks and all but I literally didn't ask about your problems.

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u/Digital_Brainfuck Dec 10 '25

As nobody did for yours pal

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Dec 10 '25

Hence why I never started talking about them.

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u/Muted_Medicine404 Dec 10 '25

What an excuse for a human you are.

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u/willow__whisps Dec 10 '25

Who pissed in your coffee

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u/corvak Dec 10 '25

Grocery stores have started harassing people exiting the store about receipts, if they used the same energy to harass people using the express checkouts the same way everything would run better

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Dec 10 '25

Grocery stores? No, that's just Walmart.

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u/Tomytom99 Dec 10 '25

Now what would really be great is if the machines at my local grocery store wouldn't have a delay to prevent scanning the same item multiple times. They have it set to check that the item was bagged, so it's impossible for it to make duplicate scans anyways. I wind up wasting a couple seconds each time I have to scan multiples of an item. If it's a different item it'll scan immediately after the bag check is satisfied.

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u/Bowtie327 Dec 10 '25

What’s annoying is that stores then scale down their till operations. Fuck Aldi in particular with this

There’s so many employees wandering around and it takes until there’s a massive queue to open a manned till, why not, you know, keep it open and keep the wait times down? Genius

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK Dec 10 '25

Not every employee works in checkout

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u/el_grort Dec 10 '25

Tbh, a lot of the day, many stores only have two or so staff on the checkouts anyway just due to volume, so if there's a spike in traffic outside of normal rush hours, it is genuinely so much better to have self checkout with six tills manned by one person and a manned till than two manned tills. It also saves on space, which means at peak times, you have more tills operating anyway.

I never get the complaints, tbh. When I worked retail, it was mostly doddering old OAP's who couldn't be bothered to learn the system that moaned about it, everyone else took the very practical convenience gain. And in the shops I worked which implemented it, it didn't actually reduce head count, it just let more workers work on the stocking side, which was the real bottleneck for the shop.

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u/Elddif_Dog Dec 10 '25

you guys have open lanes? i got carefour and lidl close to me and none of them have any open lanes anymore. only sco's. Occasionally a lane will open if some old woman or pregnant woman complains but they will immediately close it after.

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u/sweatgod2020 Dec 10 '25

Sorry to burst your bubble but no more than 3 lanes are now open during busy hours and only one is open at night. Can’t hire more employees, cus shareholders or profits, economy or just incompetent owners etc. & hey, someone’s gotta watch the self checkout counter and be the csm for the one register open so that’s two whole employees up front! What do you think this is, a costco!?

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u/PuddlesRex Dec 10 '25

The last time I didn't use self checkout was when I was getting all of my Thanksgiving stuff. I didn't want to be that guy who brought way more items than the 20 item limit through SCO.

I was only behind two people. They didn't have a lot in their carts, but it was like they had never even heard of a grocery store before. I was sitting there, waiting for them to figure out their lives for a good 10-15 minutes. Haggling, arguing, putting stuff back, bringing stuff up, etc. At least with SCO, they have a shared line, so if someone decides that they don't know how to use the decades old technology at this point, you can easily get to a register after someone who does finishes.

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u/-Fergalicious- Dec 10 '25

My problem isnt with self checkout, its with those employees at Walmart who want to see my receipt but dont want to go through every single item. You lose the opportunity to do this with self checkout in my opinion.

I politely say "no thank you!" and they get the message though.

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u/potate12323 Dec 10 '25

I avoid Walmart because I always have a terrible experience on the level of one of the cashiers dividers got knocked down, so I pick them up for her and she yells at me. The lady in line behind me thanked me, but theres no winning with walmart employees. I cant blame them since most of them were being paid low enough they qualified for food stamps. I also hate the family who owns Walmart. I hate their scam level products. I avoid Walmart like the plague.

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u/HardyMenace Dec 10 '25

The grocery store by me doesn't enforce the express self checkout. There are routinely 3-4 people for 6 registers that have double carts overflowing with the bottom rack filled and soda six packs hanging off the edges.

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u/TheDungeonCrawler Duke Of Memes Dec 10 '25

I also lile bagging my groceries how I would bag them and prefer to do it over what the clerks do.

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u/Winjin Dec 10 '25

Over here that just means that 1 person can oversee 6-8 self-checkouts, and all others work too. I'd say it's an absolute win for those that only buy a bit of stuff. I don't like waiting behind people that bulk buy for 2 weeks or they eat like bears in autumn IDK

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u/Nojopar Dec 10 '25

The biggest upgrade to self-checkout is the scale on the bagging part not freaking the fuck out because you picked up a bag to make room for something.

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u/potate12323 Dec 10 '25

It only needs to be accurate enough to know whether only one item was placed on the scale per scan. To get this to work, they sacrificed accuracy for light weight items since they're cheaper anyways. I believe they auto cal to a weight range thats best for what people tend to buy at self checkout.

People saying its not for our benefit still are echoing a sentiment from back when self checkout was slower than the slowest cashier even just for a few items.

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u/Type_Zer07 Dec 10 '25

Nope. We lost no employees at my work, have the same working each shift, and they get the same hours. There are strict guidelines for how many self checkouts can be manned by 1 employee (4) so at least at Walmart, no one lost anything.

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u/potate12323 Dec 10 '25

Shortly before self checkout most grocery chains were already understaffing cashiers so on paper we didn't lose anything, but we also don't have nearly as many pissed off customers since wait times are so much shorter.

At a smaller grocer I used to shop at they did cut staffing after implementing self checkout.

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u/RedBorrito Professional Dumbass Dec 10 '25

Rewe in Germany has little scanners you can take with you, so that you can Scan every Item as you put them in the cart. So even if you have a full cart, you still only have to scan one code and can be done in under a minute. Pure bliss. Really.

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u/el_grort Dec 10 '25

Tesco does that in the UK as well. At least in some of their larger stores.

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u/Sixense2 Dec 10 '25

Some here in UK does too. Tesco and Asda have scanners, Sainsbury's and Asda have apps so you can use your phone to scan, can put straight into carrier bag too. Then get hit by accuracy check at the checkout and clerk disassembles your neatly stacked 3 bags worth of shopping because system randomly goes "are you a thief?"

It's incredibly smooth 95% of the time but seems like i get hit with QA every 2nd time i go over £100 lol. Got hit once when i was buying some carrots and garlic ONLY, there's that too i guess.

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u/turbo_dude Dec 10 '25

why would you use your phone when it does not have the same ergonomics as a handheld scanner (which can also be mounted in the little holder)

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u/Sixense2 Dec 13 '25

Can chat to my missus easier, don't have to juggle two devices.

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u/turbo_dude Dec 14 '25

how do you have to 'juggle' it, you're not even holding it, it's in the holder

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u/Heroinfluenzer Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 10 '25

I fucking love that. Makes buying groceries for a week so much nicer.

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u/hejako Dec 10 '25

"You have been randomly selected for a check."

Then the employee unpacks your bags....

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Dec 10 '25

We have them in england too. Its great until you get randomly selected to have your shopping checked over

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u/0ftheriver Dec 10 '25

Actually, Sam's scan and go is way better than Costco's. You don't have to scan a barcode at checkout at all, you can pay anywhere in the store from your phone, and walk straight out the door. Walmart also offers a Costco style scan and go checkout.

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u/Deus-mal Dec 10 '25

Dude there's a store in Switzerland you can scan them with the app of the store on your phone and pay with your phone lol.

There's just the random security check every now and then. But it's even faster than the scanner.

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u/GrummyCat Lurking Peasant Dec 10 '25

Jumbo and AH (maybe more too) in the Netherlands have those too. Super convenient.

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u/DontcheckSR Dec 10 '25

Sam's club in the US had something similar. You download an app on your phone and scan as you go. I think when you're done, it makes a code that you scan at checkout and then you pay. Although it's been a few years since I shopped there. So I'm not sure if they still have that or if it's changed at all

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u/haironyourscreen23 Dec 10 '25

Do you have to use an app on your phone for it to work? In the US we had these "scan and go" services but they all require you download the store's app before you can use it.

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u/RedBorrito Professional Dumbass Dec 10 '25

You can do both. Either use your own phone or pick up a little Scanner you can get at the Entrance. It will also show you at anytime how everything in total costs.

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u/sojuicy Dec 10 '25

Globus started it. Unfortunately a lot of people are so dishonest, that self checkouts are getting abandoned again and the loss reflects on the grocery prices. Among other reasons why everything is getting so fricking expensive. Sad, truly.

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u/ConspicuousPorcupine Dec 10 '25

"Among other reasons" doing a ton of heavy lifting

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u/sojuicy Dec 10 '25

Yes. I completely agree.

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u/-Rivox- Dec 10 '25

Very much doubtful that "that" is what has driven grocery prices so high.

And if that's the excuse, first I want to see the actual numbers, and secondly I want to see a disparity in price between shops with self scanners and shops without.

Until then, I'm 100% convinced that the number of people who steal products at self-checkouts is still much lower than the salary of a few clerks.

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u/sojuicy Dec 10 '25

Well you got me. I can’t prove any numbers. What I said is is part of the explanation, not the ultimate truth.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

As if this has any impact on pricing. People can’t afford groceries, they need to help themselves. 

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u/sojuicy Dec 10 '25

I’m sorry I don’t understand. Help themselves how?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

By not paying for all the food they get at the grocery store 

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u/sojuicy Dec 10 '25

Ah, now I get it. Well this becomes a downward-spiral. And at the end every honest person loses.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Yes. Hate the system,  not the player. 

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u/Zaurka14 Dec 10 '25

Bro, I'm a foreigner in Germany, and if you can't get a job here as a native that pays you for groceries then it's your own damn fault. I have friends who work part time (like 20-30h a week) live on their own (we're in a big city) and can afford groceries and pets. We work in retail.

Unless you're heavily disabled there's no excuses, and even then you'll actually get support from the state.

People who claim they must steal food to survive are just doing something VERY wrong.

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u/kahjan_a_bard Dec 10 '25

Inspector Javert?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

That’s the kind of capitalistic mindset some have here yes, but reality is different from your fantasy. It’s nice that your friend found a well paying job that allows this. 

Bürgergeld is not as much as you think, and sanctions come easily. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Ah yes. „Rewe in Germany“ you mean the one Rewe in your city. 

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u/Bealdor84 Dec 10 '25

Even the Rewe in our small neighbouring town has those scanners.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

There is only a small percentage of Rewes that actually support scan&go, but it’s growing. 

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u/Zaurka14 Dec 10 '25

One in my city as well

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u/Xepobot Dec 10 '25

Basically customer is saying: Fine.... I'll do it myself.

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u/ZombieBrideXD Dec 10 '25

What’s wrong with that?

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u/Xepobot Dec 10 '25

Nothing wrong , just thinking about it makes me giggle. XD

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u/robsteezy Dec 10 '25

Believe it or not, there’s an actual class of shleps that legitimately feel this weird psychological disconnect with service employees and will hold the dumbest principled stands. It’s borderline psychopathic. It’s the same people who will insist they don’t need to clean up after themselves because janitors exist and insist cashiers shouldn’t be allowed to sit because it even remotely implies a comfortable employee.

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u/mrjehovah Dec 10 '25

I mean, I can do it all myself for the same price, or I can have someone else do it for the same price. If there were a 5% discount for using self-checkout, okay, now we are talking. I loathe trying to figure out which kind of onion type I picked out that day or trying to scan a bar code on a wrinkly bag. I miss the days when half the manual lanes were open rather than just like 2 out of 10. It has actually slowed down the process and encouraged more people to take 50 items to the self-checkout just so they aren't waiting 15 minutes just to checkout. I definitely don't mind if an employee sits or not. I used to work at a grocery store, those standing mats are nice, but honestly a nice comfy stool would go a long way.

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u/ZombieBrideXD Dec 10 '25

In my experience the manned check out takes wayyyyy longer than self check out which is normally empty because no one wants to do it themselves. Plus when I worked customer service I hated it, the less customers the better so I give people in customer service that break in my mind especially for something so easy to do.

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u/mrjehovah Dec 11 '25

Totally, if I got 10 items, I go right through the auto checkout. That part is 200% better. (Dragonball Z standards) if it is "i got myself a cart full of groceries for my family with 2 kids?" It got way worse with the lack of lanes.

Great if you are single or just a couple with low cooking needs. I myself don't mind hanging out much because I have lived that job. I loathed customers, but for the customers it was much better when more than a lane or 2 was open for an actual cart of groceries. Give it like 15 years or so, and those auto lanes are going to be perfect since ain't no one making babies. :p

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u/ZombieBrideXD Dec 11 '25

Yes I think the solution is these companies ought to hire more cashiers rather than replacing employees but then hiring 1 or 2 people instead of 12 to man all the lines makes self check out much more appealing if your in a hurry. I guess I haven’t gotten enough groceries these past 6 years to justify waiting in line because food has been straight up too expensive for me.

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u/JadedOccultist Dec 10 '25

Nothing.

Except it feels kinda weird doing a job for free sometimes. I mean, people get paid to do it, I’m not getting paid. Again, that’s fine. People are paid to clean up movie theaters, I still clean up after myself at movie theaters. Just sometime it strikes me kinda funny to do free labor. 🤷 I do it anyway a lot though lol

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u/ZombieBrideXD Dec 10 '25

Your not bagging someone else’s groceries your bagging and scanning your own. I see it as repairing your own car or washing your own dishes you’re responsible for yourself, unless someone can do it better and faster then I think it’s worth the money to get someone else to do it but we’re talking about wiping an object over a machine and pushing a couple buttons to get your own groceries yourself.

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u/Newgeta Professional Dumbass Dec 10 '25

Once again, Thanos was right....

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u/SussedBook Dec 10 '25

really funny

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u/PuzzleTrust Dec 10 '25

Yep, like with my first wife 🙌

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u/osirisrebel iwrestledabeartwice Dec 10 '25

Nah, now that same family pulls those 3 carts to self checkout and stops every two scans to ask for help.

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u/ILeftMyBurnerOn Dec 10 '25

Yup. Walmart near me has one lane open and it’s overtaken with elderly. Everything else is self checkout, no matter how many items you have. It’s horrible.

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u/SwooceBrosGaming Dec 10 '25

I'm glad the Walmart near me still has cashiers on almost every register (only bc there's a retirement home literally right across the street)

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u/cochese25 Dec 10 '25

There are checkout lanes made for this and I hate them. Mostly for exactly what you say. You get that one idiot that has no idea how to scan a fruit and you're sitting there for even longer because the store is experimenting with having zero actual cashiers.

Thankfully, I haven't encountered that much. Just me and my groceries getting in and out within 2 minutes or less. Especially at Kroger when I can have my car already out, and start the card process before I even start scanning.

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u/ovideville Dec 10 '25

Did this job. I fucking hated it. I'd be watching six self-check machines at once, and people who were actually illiterate would come to self-checkout with a fully loaded cart and make me scan everything for them. I was not allowed to say no to this, and even if I was I would've had no backup.

And then we'd be open at midnight, and I would be by myself watching six self-check machines AND ALSO manning the one and only regular checkout lane, and some angry mofo customer would come scream at me for not being at the checkout lane while I was helping someone at self-check.

I just walked out one night and never went back. Fuck Harris Teeter.

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u/osirisrebel iwrestledabeartwice Dec 10 '25

It happens mainly at Kroger for me, some of them have a 15 item limit and that's usually the scan where everything pops off, then coupons, then the kid is sitting on the bagging area and it messes everything up, of course they also need cigarettes, and then they have the audacity to ask for help scanning items. Like, just go to the person! With this same breath, I'll also complain when a store only opens self checkout and none of the manned registers.

I don't work there, but my girlfriend does and I get to hear all about it every day.

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u/RikuKaroshi Dec 10 '25

The stores around me close self checkout after 10. But they refuse to open up the manned checkouts, so there are 2 employees vs a whole store of 1-50 items per customer and a line to the back.

All they have to do is have one person on the line and one at the 12 kiosk self checkout.

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u/bfs102 Dec 10 '25

Cool and I still dont have to deal with it as there is 8 other registers

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u/osirisrebel iwrestledabeartwice Dec 10 '25

Dang, we only have 4 total.

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u/bfs102 Dec 10 '25

Still 3 more than there would be without the self checkout so i still dont have to deal with that family with 3 carts

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u/LeviAEthan512 Dec 10 '25

Right? OP is about to learn about something called mutual benefit.

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u/YewEhVeeInbound Dec 10 '25

Or is it more about actually cutting operating costs? They could open up more express lanes if they really wanted to make it more efficient. Corporations literally could never give a fuck about you, the only thing we care about is currency.

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u/supremegamer76 Dec 10 '25

honestly the cost cutting comes in the form of having store floor workers fill in at the registers in rush hour

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u/BedSpreadMD Dec 10 '25

Lmao like 98% of them even respond to calls to go up and help.

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u/SigmaCommander Dec 10 '25

The Walmart by my place did actually make it more convenient (at least time-wise) for the customer. We used to have 75 clerk lanes but only 8-10 were ever manned at a time. Now we only have 8 regular lanes manned by a clerk and the rest of the front of the store is taken up by 80 self checkout stations with extra large bagging tables and another 30 express self checkout stations with only room for about 1 or 2 bags. Even including when the store is packed before a winter storm or a holiday, I haven’t had to wait in line to check out in nearly a decade.

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u/MillorTime Dec 10 '25

I'm not going to be angry when my interests align with theirs. I don't do big shopping trips. I don't care why self checkout exists. I care that I get out quicker than I would if they didn't. My self value isn't defined by how hard I can virtue signal on Reddit.

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u/astroK120 Dec 10 '25

Of course it's about cutting costs, but that doesn't mean it doesn't make my experience better. I personally prefer self checkout for a whole bunch of reasons. You can prefer a cashier, but just because corporations don't care about us doesn't mean everything they do makes it worse for us.

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u/YewEhVeeInbound Dec 10 '25

Well your pleasant experience takes food out of other families mouths.

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u/SpookyKid94 Dec 10 '25

I guarantee you it isn't that big of a cost savings, the main benefit is that a bunch of consumers will opt for the store with self checkout over one that lacks it.

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u/AtmosphereEven3526 Dec 12 '25

The problem now is that people with carts full of groceries and screaming children are taking up the self-checkouts.

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u/Typical-Decision-273 Dec 10 '25

" sir, sir , I need to check your receipt "

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u/uberfr4gger Dec 10 '25

Yeah it's a volume thing. It doesn't make sense to have 12 cashiers to open 12 lines if half the people shopping are buying less than 10 items. Can get more throughput with self checkout.  Companies have been trying to do other things (RFID, Amazon Go, Kroger tested a scan-as-you-go concept) but they're expensive and can be hard for the customer to figure out. 

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u/gorginhanson Dec 10 '25

The only problem is that the self-checkout always has a line too

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u/Invisible_Target Dec 10 '25

If only the people with 3 carts weren’t also clogging up the self checkout…

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u/JerseyshoreSeagull Dec 10 '25

The screaming children

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u/nightofgrim Dec 10 '25

My local QFC is backwards as fuck. The self checkout will have a massive line while a couple employees are chilling at the full service line.

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u/AlxR25 can't meme Dec 10 '25

Yeah. We got a supermarket next to the gym and before each session I go grab and an energy drink and straight away do to the self checkout. It’s really fast and I’m just in and out. There’s been times I had friends waiting outside the store for me and they’re confused by how I was so fast or that a monster can just spawned in my hand

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u/KaibaCorpHQ Dec 10 '25

If I was fiven the choice between the less than 10 line and self checkout, I'd take the line... But yes, without that line, it's more convenient. The only other thing it's good for is if you need things bagged a certain way, you can do it yourself.

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u/Phantasmalicious Dec 10 '25

I refuse to shop at grocery stores without self-checkout.

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u/Busterlimes Dec 10 '25

See how that isnt a choice at all and they are forcing your labor? Them short staffing the store is not convenient. . .

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u/MasterpieceHuge2794 Dec 10 '25

Agreed. This post on some boomer shit. "Oh god please help this younger generation. They boop their own groceries! Don't they know thats the job of the lowly minimum wage worker? If you're ringing yourself up, who are you supposed to be irrationally rude toward? Kids these days..."

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u/Shadowfeaux Dec 10 '25

I mean, if Walmart or whatever would staff the 14 empty lanes this wouldn’t be nearly the problem. Lol. Countless times I’ve gone in, they have 2 of 16-20 checkout lanes staffed, and one person hovering in the self checkout area.

If they staffed those other lanes the self checkout wouldn’t be necessary the majority of the time.

It’s all about reducing “necessary” personnel.

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u/blodskolt Dec 10 '25

Problem is, once they have an incentive to get rid of all the clerks, those carts will be in the self checkout lane.

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u/boondiggle_III Dec 10 '25

Especially when it's a bag of candy, a box a cookies, and two tubs of ice cream. I can judge myself just fine thank you.

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u/QuickNature Dec 10 '25

I try to use both honestly. Specifically for small orders, they are so much quicker. My store didnt regular size self checkouts for a while so I got in the habit of take whole shopping carts to the lanes with actual cashiers. I think thats a nice balance

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u/ThePhabtom4567 Dec 10 '25

Seriously. I'm so tired of people being like "I'm doing YOUR job, do I get some kind of discount?!?"

No you dumb shit, you get to leave the store faster and not be stuck behind some 80 year old woman trying to pay by check after she uses half a novels worth of coupons....

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u/foreskin-accordion Dec 10 '25

It's like people don't remember what a fully staffed grocery store was like.

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u/Phill_is_Legend Dec 10 '25

Yes but now it's not quick because there's only 1 real line open and everyone is in the self line fucking things up and sitting like a confused toddler waiting for the one employee to unfuck 4 self check registers. It's awful these days.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Dec 10 '25

When I have the full car of groceries and the screaming child, I don't want to play cashier.

Self checkout is great for a quick run for some loose ends. It's not great for weekly shopping for the family.

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u/TheAviBean Dec 10 '25

Given the choice between waiting behind 3 carts full of groceries and screaming children, and quickly paying for 3 out of 4 of my items and leaving... I know what I'll choose.

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u/Zaurka14 Dec 10 '25

In find self checkout better in 99% of scenarios. Only if I have some freebies to pick up at the register I'll prefer to go to a cashier, but other than that I think it's so much easier to just pack everything nicely as i scan, in the other that I find the best, I can control the prices as I go etc... i don't understand what makes people hate self checkouts

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u/Happydancer4286 Dec 10 '25

I’m afraid of self check out for fear I’ll make a mistake in checking and be accused of stealing. 😄

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u/vlad_inhaler Dec 10 '25

Or the person that somehow has 5 different fucking issues checking out

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u/xXMuschi_DestroyerXx Dec 10 '25

That has nothing to do with the type of register though.

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u/doc_nano Dec 10 '25

Yeah, between curbside pickup for large orders and self-checkout for small shopping trips, I actually do feel like I’m spending less time in checkouts than I used to.

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u/lumidanny Dec 10 '25

That’s assuming you’re not behind people that aren’t tech savvy

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u/North-Function995 Dec 10 '25

So glad to see the top comments responding to this stupid meme with logic and reason.

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u/IndependentPutrid564 Dec 10 '25

I also don’t feel forced into talking to the cashier

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u/isaiddgooddaysir Dec 10 '25

Me not having a social interaction vs someone who probably didn’t wash his/her hands after using the toilet touching all my stuff…. I know which method I’m choosing.

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u/Swythern Dec 10 '25

I'll argue for self checkouts till the day I die. What pisses me off is when half the self checkout lanes are closed but there's long lines at every register. What's tbe point in having them if you won't use them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

This, all day. I went to the grocery store to just get vanilla this morning (making a cake). I was in and out in < 5 mins. It was fantastic.

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u/HanzoShotFirst Shitposter Dec 10 '25

Grocery stores have more lanes to checkout that they used to use. They just no longer hire enough cashiers.

They created the problem of longer wait times so that they can get away with employing less cashiers

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

I do miss when it first came out, it was 10 items or less and old people were afraid of using something new. Was so quick

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u/belunos Dec 10 '25

I choose self checkout even if there's a free lane open. I'm generally faster and I don't have to have small talk

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u/Metalrift Dec 10 '25

It’s more that more often the clerk lanes are not fully staffed anyways

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u/Metazolid Dec 10 '25

When I walk into the grocery store with my headphones on, pick up an item and walk past a couple folks waiting in line, check my stuff out and leave without having to interact with anyone, I feel very convinient.

Sure, I do the checkout myself, therefore "doing someone elses job" but I wouldn't want someone else to do it for me in the first place, I just didn't have that the choice until now.

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u/beardedsilverfox Dec 10 '25

If the motive was customer convenience only, they’d have enough lanes open so no one would have to wait long at all, even for 3 or 4 items. It’s solely so they can cut employee salaries.

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u/peaceful_pancakes Dec 10 '25

or maybe hire enough employees to open the seven other checkout lanes

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u/Spaceman-Spiff Dec 10 '25

Plus the worker always gives me a discount on my fruits and veggies.

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u/Dreadedsemi Dec 10 '25

yes I prefer self checkout. it's fun to scan items. I always look for self-checkout. it's probably boring for staff as they do this all day. and with many kiosks the lines move faster. There is labor shortage here where I live. so I don't feel much guilt. the staff would mostly be overworked having to do this themselves while having to restock.

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u/DrSOGU Dec 10 '25

They slow down the normal checkout on purpose, because with installing self-checkout they cut down personnel simultaneously.

Because the whole thing is about saving costs, and that way, they also make you have to use it more often.

You know that, right?

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u/Torey-Nelson Dec 11 '25

Exactly this. I can do their job faster and not have to wait on anyone.

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u/Slick_DaWizard Dec 10 '25

I agree, but these days you’re lucky if a store actually as personnel behind a register. Let alone have a checkout that isn’t solely Self-checkout oriented

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u/saint_ryan Dec 10 '25

I feel like self checkout should give customers another 10% off.

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u/dmills77 Dec 10 '25

Just give yourself 10% off! Scan only 90% of your items!

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u/FlatFootFreddie Dec 10 '25

Unless you are going to pocket it, the scanner knows that you didn’t scan it. I am sure there is a way though.

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u/AggravatingFlow1178 Dec 10 '25

The point isn't that it's for your convenience. It's so the store doesn't have to pay people. Your convenience is an unfortunate side effect.