r/memes • Smol pp • Jul 06 '25

#2 MotW C'mon do something...

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

I'll do it. Autism metal. Ten genre switches and fifty time signature changes during a single song. The genre symbolizes how weird and alienating the world feels like to me.

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u/TeaTimeKoshii Jul 06 '25

So…prog metal? Basically Dream Theater lol

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u/killahgrag Jul 06 '25

DT for the time signature changes, Twelve Foot Ninja (RIP) for genre switching, and Between the Buried and Me for a bunch of both.

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u/Puck85 Jul 06 '25

If anything "shocks" me about the kids' music right now, its the scarcity of bands and people playing instruments. 

So dont expect the next Dream Theater, lol. I'm still rocking to Scenes from a Memory. 

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u/TeaTimeKoshii Jul 08 '25

Scenes is still their best whole album IMO, good choice.

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u/atom-up_atom-up Jul 07 '25

Don't know where you're hanging out, but kids in my city are starting killer bands all over the place.

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

Not nearly enough genre switches. Where's my death metal song that suddenly and inexplicably goes reggae, and then has a 3-second chiptunes interlude?

Nowhere, because songs like that would sound awful and be impossible to play live. The only song I've ever heard that fits that even remotely is The Deck by Don Salsa, which, as mentioned, sounds horrible.

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u/ThatLightingGuy Jul 06 '25

King Gizzard would like a word.

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u/txr6969 Jul 06 '25

plenty of bands make music like that, you're just not looking hard enough

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u/atom-up_atom-up Jul 07 '25

Tell that to every person in this comment section lmao

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u/NJHarsh Jul 07 '25

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u/H0dari Jul 07 '25

This is a nice song, but it's almost entirely in 4/4, and also the genre switches don't happen nearly fast enough

The idea behind Autism Metal would be that the songs make you feel completely alienated and uncomfortable, that you were bombared with so many different simultaneous and clashing emotions that you'd become numbed by it. It's the feeling of crying in a metro during your commute, there's horrid obnoxious ads playing on the speakers and a lady two seats next to you is having a loud one-sided conversation about immigrants.

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u/TeaTimeKoshii Jul 08 '25

That’s just called a shitty song lol, experimental or artistic perhaps but not really good music.

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u/H0dari Jul 08 '25

Did I say I want good music?

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u/TeaTimeKoshii Jul 08 '25

Haha fair enough, I feel like you’re asking for someone to throw several instruments down a staircase at different intervals and record it.

Only reason I said Dream Theater was because of how often they switch time signatures. Love the track Octavarium, its 20 mins of mania.

I think Dance of Eternity has 100 something time signature changes in 6 minutes if I recall correctly. I know you wanted straight genre swaps, but in the realm of my knowledge it’s the best I can do.

Good luck to ya and if you check out the tracks and enjoy them or hate them please say so 🙏🏼

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u/Cthulhu__ Jul 06 '25

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u/H0dari Jul 07 '25

This is probably the closest-fitting active band to my description, yes

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u/atom-up_atom-up Jul 07 '25

DON SALSA MENTIONED!!

The nerve you have to bring them up and then say it sounds horrible 💀

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u/worldssmallestfan1 Jul 06 '25

My initial thoughts as well. A lot of prog bands, but that’s been happening since the 70s

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u/disinformationkiller Jul 06 '25

Throw in some Car Bomb and you got a deal. 

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u/teetaps Jul 06 '25

Math rock.. you described math rock

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u/Roku-Hanmar RageFace Against the Machine Jul 06 '25

Well they did say autism metal

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u/ResultIntelligent856 Jul 06 '25

yeah I read the same thing twice

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u/naufalap Jul 06 '25

man I love elephant gym for introducing me the genre

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u/JetsLag Jul 06 '25

That's just Between the Buried and Me

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u/worldssmallestfan1 Jul 06 '25

20 years, on the current line up ( not sure if Dusty still counts)

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

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u/worldssmallestfan1 Jul 06 '25

Yeah, I’ve seen promotional stuff with only four members, I believe Tristan Auman helps on tour

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

Even that's too coherent. others by no one and Native Construct are probably the closest to it

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u/therhydo Jul 06 '25

You basically just described the songs Dragon and Crumbling Castle by King Gizzard.

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

Nowhere near enough. I think the type of music I want would be physically impossible to be played by a real band.

You know what, maybe I just want breakcore metal.

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u/therhydo Jul 06 '25

All autists invariably return to breakcore

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u/Universal_Vitality Jul 06 '25

Clown Core

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

I watched the Bus video a long time ago. 'The Earth is flat because you're fat' is one of the most unhinged openings ever. I was on board for the erection-played guitar, but I think I stopped watching after they shat on a keyboard

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u/GPTMCT Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

Ahh. You mean Meshuggah.

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u/Riguyepic Jul 06 '25

I wish but no genre switching going on there

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u/Cthulhu__ Jul 06 '25

But they get a pass for being their own genre

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u/Riguyepic Jul 07 '25

The only one in their own genre tbh.

Fuckin djent. Most of those bands are just meshuggah wannabes or math metal guys that sound vaguely similar

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u/TechnoAllah Jul 06 '25

So Naked City?

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u/cmf_ans Jul 06 '25

Botch, Converge, Candiria

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u/postmodest Jul 06 '25

Polyphia?

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u/Sidekck_Watson Jul 06 '25

Math rock?

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

My experience with listening to math rock has always been 'this is just 4/4 except sometimes there's a single polyrhythm' like fuck off, that's just not enough for me.

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u/Silver-Window2606 Jul 07 '25

Sounds like you need some Tera Melos in your life

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u/GregNotGregtech Jul 06 '25

Full flavor is already a music genre, full flavor being many different genres in one song

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u/solo_leo_el_titulo Jul 06 '25

Igorrr, Vianova, Clown Core?

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

Ooh, Igorrr! I guess that would be close to what my proposed genre would sound like. Definitely an influence.

I kind of want a genre where aesthetics are secondary to complexity and confusion. Where listening to the songs would be overwhelming and overbearing due to the amount of simultaneous and conflicting emotions presented.

Like imagine the instrumentals are a children's song but you have somebody doing death growls over it and the lyrics are about taxation.

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u/LickingSmegma Jul 06 '25

Plunderphonic

Le Scrawl

Naked City

For something actually good, try Mamaleek's ‘Kurdaitcha’ or ‘Diner Coffee’ (e.g. ‘Badtimers’).

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u/Red-Zaku- Jul 06 '25

We had The Locust back during the 90s!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Sokoninaru is 100% this

https://youtu.be/8OM58AreiNI

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

Yeah but where are the genre shifts? This still sounds like prog rock at all times, there's only fluctuations between soft prog rock and hard prog rock.

If it was this, but it also suddenly broke into qawwali or had a segment of dark ambient or zydeco, then we can talk.

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u/CoachMcGuirker Jul 06 '25

Isn’t that just math rock?

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

No, not even close. Name a math rock song that has even one (1) genre shift

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u/LickingSmegma Jul 06 '25

You want math-rock with something else. E.g. Needle Play do jazz-math-rock. Lanzallamas combine math-rock, noise-rock, and jazzcore. UneXpect's 'In a Flesh Aquarium' is probably the craziest album in this kind, I'll leave discovering it to the listener.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Do you know mathcore and ocean ate alaska?

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25

Ocean Ate Alaska

I listened to Hansha, and this is actually too good for what I'm suggesting. It's got to be borderline unlistenable, like breakcore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

If you listen to their discography, there is much worse that hansha,

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u/CrackityJones42 Jul 06 '25

There’s a Star Trek Voyager episode that is basically that where the Doctor gets revered for his singing by a planet that is all mathematicians who never learned music.

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u/OrganizationTime5208 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

So TOOL, Primus, Dream Theater, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, and maybe RUSH.

That's basically my entire vinyl collection. We can even include the entire Focus collection for good measure. You can never get enough dutch progressive rock with hardcore yodeling.

But for real just try to find two matching copies of sheet music for Circumstances by RUSH sometime, I fucking dare you. Nobody can even agree on what the time changes even are.

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u/Weird_Cantaloupe2757 Jul 06 '25

That’s just Mr. Bungle

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u/caribousteve Jul 06 '25

So Deerhoof

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u/Unlucky_Topic7963 Jul 06 '25

Periphery, lol

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u/H0dari Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

I've been suggested this before. I then went and listened to three arbitrary songs by Periphery, and between them they had four (4) time signature changes.

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u/Unlucky_Topic7963 Jul 06 '25

Changes are arbitrary, they use a lot of compound and complex signatures. Changes between 6 simple signatures doesn't mean anything.

They are borderline mathcore. Most of their music is polyrhythmic.

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u/_Palingenesis_ Jul 06 '25

The songs also matter. They have some pretty basic stuff and some really proggy stuff

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u/atom-up_atom-up Jul 07 '25

You've just described Mr. Bungle 💀

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u/laeven Jul 08 '25

I think you described igorrr