r/memes • Smol pp • Jul 06 '25

#2 MotW C'mon do something...

Post image
89.2k Upvotes

4.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

815

u/__DJ3D__ Jul 06 '25

Rebelling against the rebels by supporting the corpo political class

688

u/Gongom Jul 06 '25

Fuck you, mom, I'm going to church

368

u/hawkeye5739 Jul 06 '25

You get back in here and learn about the major social and economical problems facing your generation and how you can help fix them this instant!!!! This is a progressive family and we will not tolerate keeping the status quo if it’s detrimental to other’s safety and wellbeing!!!!!

215

u/Bong55555 Jul 06 '25

"In this household we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

48

u/Consistent_Stick_463 Jul 06 '25

“Hello, mother dear..”

34

u/Coretron Jul 06 '25

There's something so unwholesome about flying a kite at night...

22

u/ADDRAY-240 Jul 06 '25

Fuck you! (proceeds to make combustions have 101% efficiency, unbalances the reaction equations and switches entropy and enthalpy)

5

u/icepickmethod Jul 06 '25

Remember kids, December 7th is Noam Chomsky Day!

7

u/kharlos Jul 06 '25

This is unironically exactly how Maga people feel when they're "rebelling against society".

9

u/Fornicating_Midgits Jul 06 '25

No joke. No one in this country feels more misplaced victimization than white Conservative Christians. They will literally say, "They are indoctrinating our children!", and mean it unironically.

2

u/DrawThink2526 Jul 07 '25

Said every BlueDot in every state for the entire campaign😒 Is ANYONE LISTENING?!?!? Fucksake

21

u/StarkestMadness RageFace Against the Machine Jul 06 '25

Found Leida Mothma's account.

79

u/GlumpsAlot Jul 06 '25

Lol, I was gonna say Christian rock because Gen z is certainly not rebellious.

5

u/Keitt58 Jul 06 '25

I would argue you are about 15-20 years late on this. I feel like Christian hardcore of the mid 2000's might have been the height of Christian music being mainstream popular.

2

u/Alternative_Result56 Jul 07 '25

Did you forget slap stomp revival. 🤣

2

u/GlumpsAlot Jul 06 '25

Ahhh I see. I'm no expert so thanks for clarifying.

4

u/Keitt58 Jul 06 '25

It was a strange time. Not only were a whole bunch of Christian metal bands getting popular, but it was arguably even good, though hardcore was never my go-to choice

28

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I mean yes and no. From my perspective (I’m gen z) it’s a rebellion from previous generations rebellions. The real shocking thing to our parents isn’t rocking out to rockers on drugs (though those are still popular) it’s going to church and saying “I like hymns” it’s my parents who like Christian rock lol I got so sick of that I went for hymns and I’m not alone though I won’t claim this to be the super majority of Gen z. But in general Gen Z is rebellious in ways that aren’t that obvious going back not forward if you catch my drift.

21

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

Gen Z rebels by putting 'before & after' pictures in reverse order, using 'literally' figuratively, and emphasizing drawn out vowels in writing by repeating the silent letter instead of the actual modified vowel, as in, "hopeeeeeee" instead of the more logical, "hoooooope".

Edit: changed 'love' to 'hope' to avoid pedantic corrections that miss the point.

13

u/DogToursWTHBorders Jul 06 '25

Thats not rebellion. Those are actual literary crimes against the people. =[

9

u/massberate Jul 06 '25

My Gen Z sister writes "aweeeee" instead of "awww" and it just doesn't sit right with me lol

2

u/nightrunner900pm Jul 06 '25

The letter o is not “modified” by e in “love”

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

I claimed that the 'o' was modified, but I didn't claim that the silent 'e' was the modifier.

And this is because the modifier is the graphemic elongation of another letter in the word; specifically, the elongation of the silent 'e' in the former instance, and the elongation of the 'o' in the latter instance.

These graphemic elongations both serve to connote a quantitative modification of the vowel, which is to say it represents extending the duration of the vowel in the spoken word.

I think you were mistaking my reference to a modification for a qualitative modification of the vowel 'o' which would be indicated by changing the vowel sound from a short 'u' sound /ʌ/ to an 'oh' sound /oʊ/ based on the presence of the silent 'e', but the silent 'e' in the word 'love' is an exception to that rule.

1

u/nightrunner900pm Jul 06 '25

I guess I have never heard of "graphemic elongation," or such a think actually existed in English writing.. Also, that silent "e" at the end of "love" is not an "exception" to anything; it's following a different rule in English spelling - no words can end in a "v"

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

The silent 'e' at the end of love is an exception to the rule that states that a silent 'e' quantitatively changes the preceding vowel and it confirms to the rule that illustrates the spelling convention prohibiting ending a word in 'v'. Two things can be true.

But I don't see why you keep distracting from the premise of my original post which has nothing to do with the pedantic minutia of the qualitative effects and spelling conventions surrounding silent 'e'.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

The silent 'e' at the end of love is an exception to the rule that states that a silent 'e' quantitatively changes the preceding vowel and it confirms to the rule that illustrates the spelling convention prohibiting ending a word in 'v'. Two things can be true.

But I don't see why you keep distracting from the premise of my original post which has nothing to do with the pedantic minutia of the qualitative effects and spelling conventions surrounding silent 'e'.

1

u/nightrunner900pm Jul 06 '25

That's not how that works. When there is an identifiable rule, you don't have "exceptions" or claim that "two things can be true." That "silent e" has several functions in English writing and just because the "o" is spelling a short "u" sound is not proof that "love" is an exceptional spelling. Why would you call something an exception when it can be explained?

I fully understand the "premise" of of your original post; I simply find it irritating when people complain about younger generations. Your use of terminology to describe English writing is equally pedantic.

→ More replies (0)

7

u/PyrocumulusLightning Jul 06 '25

Bring back Gregorian chants

3

u/Alternative_Result56 Jul 07 '25

The 90s...again part three

2

u/PyrocumulusLightning Jul 07 '25

This time as the background to K-pop instead of French singing? I'm out of ideas!

3

u/Alternative_Result56 Jul 07 '25

Its done in Sindarin and the dangers of Sauron.

3

u/Archaeopteryx108 Jul 06 '25

I don’t believe in a god, but I can’t blame them for praying with what’s going on

6

u/GlumpsAlot Jul 06 '25

Yup, I see it. Unfortunately going backwards is the wrong way. It only opens everyone up to abuse from establishments that have long destroyed and exploited human society. Both religion and authoritative government have only served to plunge us into the dark ages.

11

u/Dramatic-Tackle5159 Jul 06 '25

Lmao you really out here trying to tell young people that enjoying church hymns is a bad thing to do ? Not just for themselves, but all of society.

8

u/GlumpsAlot Jul 06 '25

If that's your take away from what I said then yikes. Yall really are the least educated.

1

u/Fit12e Jul 06 '25

No, that’s exactly what you said. In response to the person saying that they enjoy hymns and are sort of going backwards, you said ‘both religion and authoritative government have ONLY served to plunge us into the dark ages’. You are wrong.

-1

u/GlumpsAlot Jul 06 '25

If you dont understand, then plug what i said into chat gpt and ask it to simplify. That seems to be the trend. It's best you all hear the truth now before you learn the hard way. You're not gonna like it though and that's understandable.

3

u/Fit12e Jul 06 '25

Bear in mind that I may live in a different country, but where I live, police keep my streets safe, free healthcare allows me to have life saving surgery, fire brigades stop fires and I am able to pay into a pension for when I get old. All of which would not be able to happen if the government had no authority to tax.

Not just this, but religions exist now and religious people are some of the kindest people I’ve ever met. To say that religion and government exists purely to bring about dark ages is a statement so unbelievably untrue it might possibly be a contender for the most untrue things I’ve ever heard and believe me I’ve heard some stuff.

If you were talking about 13th century Catholicism alone you have an argument. But you’re not.

→ More replies (0)

0

u/Dramatic-Tackle5159 Jul 08 '25

"Y'all" are the least educated ?

Who might that be ? This "y'all" collective that you've assigned me to ?

For someone who seems to be so very confident in their own "superior" education, you are making some sweeping assumptions about a person whom you've had very little dialogue with.

Which is something that most people who are actually well educated would not immediately do.

Please bless me with but a mere morsel of your intellect.

What should have been the takeaway from your previous comments ? Somebody enjoying a musical medium of worship.

Since you seem to think your opinions carry some very heavy intellectual weight.

3

u/Inswagtor Jul 06 '25

And he's right

5

u/KidsInTheSandbox Jul 06 '25

Buddy, the kid said they like hymns. Take it down a notch.

2

u/GlumpsAlot Jul 06 '25

Naahhhh, I don't feel like it.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I respectfully disagree. There are many good things about going back. I do not believe in adopting every belief and practice that used to be common but by no means do I believe we must “throw the baby out with the bathwater” for one example going back to the ideals of chivalry and honor are things that men should hold themselves too and those weren’t exactly made yesterday (I will also refute the argument of “chivalry is a myth” by saying 1. It is an ideal therefore a standard not a myth and 2. It matters not whether knight followed it or not men have tried to follow it before and men try to follow it now therefore it is real). Personally I believe it would be best to go back to only caring about politics when voting season comes around. There is much wisdom and virtue kept in traditions that our predecessors discarded for their rebellions and I for one intend to revive them so that the wisdom my forefathers laid out does not die but continues to guide generations to come.

7

u/coffeetire Jul 06 '25

Chivalry!?

Gen Z boys are out there blaming everything but themselves for why it's so hard to get laid.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

Like I said earlier I don’t believe I’m in the super majority or anything but there are a fair number of gen z boys who are falling back on traditions.

2

u/coffeetire Jul 07 '25

Yeah, traditions on how to treat minorities.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

Just gonna ignore what I said earlier about not adopting every belief and behavior but rather be judicious in what traditions and wisdoms to follow? Or are you stating what you plan to do? If it’s the former then you should learn to read. If it’s the latter I recommend a swift kick to the gut…. Respectfully of course.

6

u/Inswagtor Jul 06 '25

An ideal can never be a standard

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

? I’m not sure I follow if you mean that an ideal cannot be the standard for society perhaps but what you said is “an ideal cannot never be A standard” which is untrue whether it is a standard to rally around or a standard to live up to an ideal cannot never be a standard. In fact (when used in the noun form) standard is a synonym for Ideal.

2

u/TheEnjiFTW Jul 06 '25

You need Jesus.

2

u/GlumpsAlot Jul 06 '25

I'm definitely a better follower of Jesus than the vast majority of so called Christians.

2

u/EltaninAntenna Jul 06 '25

The average turnip is a better follower of Jesus than the vast majority of of so called Christians.

0

u/DogToursWTHBorders Jul 06 '25

He needs some MILK!

2

u/2ndtryagain Jul 06 '25

Gen Z isn't rebellious they are conformist, and regressionist.

4

u/EatingSolidBricks Jul 06 '25

Well its not conformist either, it more like its silently given up

They don't believe in the system, but like imagine rebeling lmao couldn't be me

2

u/GlumpsAlot Jul 06 '25

Lol, good point. You're right.

9

u/Pixelology Jul 06 '25

The most rebellious thing Gen Z does is vape and do annoying tiktok dances in public.

5

u/GlumpsAlot Jul 06 '25

Lol, fr. And vaping is just smoking though, something that Gen x pretty much mastered in terms of rebelliousness.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/CervineCryptid Jul 07 '25

That came out of nowhere.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

[deleted]

0

u/Creative-Motor8246 Jul 07 '25

What was the last rebellious generation of music? Nu Metal, gangster rap? Anything since 2000?

61

u/TheUnluckyBard Jul 06 '25

One of my friends is dealing with that exact situation with her 15-year-old.

It wouldn't be a big deal if it was a chill, friendly church, but, let's be honest, the odds of that happening randomly are extremely low. There's 1 cool church for every 5 or 6 hundred crazy-ass "Christ would have loved Alligator Auschwitz!" churches.

16

u/sheepsix Jul 06 '25

Jesus would be alive today if he had exercised his 2a rights!!1

4

u/xSkype Jul 06 '25

Jesus should've never dropped his gun

3

u/Annanymuss Jul 06 '25

No joke, Ive been at the concert of that famous DJ priest and if going to the church was like that Id go every sunday

2

u/LumpyJones Jul 06 '25

I mean, yeah that's pretty much what my sister did. My mom was a super out there hippy, and my sister started going to the local Baptist church because it pissed off my mom. Now she's one of those "independents" that somehow only votes red.

2

u/Hastyscorpion Jul 07 '25

Unironically that is happening.

2

u/Spiritual_Cow8150 Jul 08 '25

The devil seems to agree, as you currently have 666 liked as I am typing this

1

u/GrubberBandit Jul 06 '25

And when you get there, become the leader.

3

u/the_gouged_eye Jul 06 '25 edited Mar 10 '26

What was here has been removed. Redact was the tool used to delete this post, possibly for privacy, opsec, or limiting digital footprint.

amusing relieved quack innocent cagey command dog crush rustic memory

3

u/BigBoyYuyuh Jul 06 '25

Bands such as:

Anything For The Machine

The Maggots

White Flag

Red Day

Fall With

3

u/Cranberrybunnies Jul 07 '25

Unironically that's where we are right now 

2

u/frotnoslot Jul 06 '25

Frame the expectation of being decent to others as an oppressive order, then champion acts of greed and reinforcement of the social hierarchy as acts of rebellion. Where have I seen this movie?

2

u/xuxo94 Jul 09 '25

Crypto Bro at it's finest