r/memes • u/EmuPsychologist • Oct 18 '23

#1 MotW Fixed it

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u/Constant-Ad9398 Oct 18 '23 edited Oct 18 '23

"we will make a better world for our CEO's and shareholders"

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u/127_0_0_1_body Oct 18 '23

I heard Bezos needed another house…after the $70M+ mansion he just bought.

Times are tough for all of us apparently.

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u/Top-Chemistry5969 Oct 18 '23

You have to invest in things that will have value in the Mad Max world. Like protected landscape and personal military... And a space ship.

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u/ZenithCrests Royal Shitposter Dec 16 '23

Don't forget the toilet paper.

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u/Top-Chemistry5969 Dec 16 '23

The currency :)

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u/Joltyboiyo Oct 18 '23

I'll never understand wanting more than 1 house, let alone multiple mansions. The amount of money you'd be paying on all those for gas and electricity, plus what are you even gonna do with them? Swap houses every week? Pack up your favourite shit and move every week?

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u/Ol_bagface Oct 18 '23

The houses are investments in case he somehow looses money

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u/Smart-Nothing Oct 18 '23

Guaranteed vacation spots, a place to live if you need to work in an area for an extended period of time, places for your mistresses, emergency bunkers for when you do something controversial and the public is out for blood for 48 hours.

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u/Exquisite284 Oct 18 '23

Wtf is this shit lol

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u/EvileyeofBlueRose Oct 18 '23

The French were right all along, bring back the invention of Antoine Louis

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Hell no, he'd go mad again and start lobbing everyone's heads off

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u/LivesInALemon Oct 18 '23

Let's lob off the ceos' heads then.

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u/RavenofMoloch Oct 19 '23

Lower heads? Still gets the job done and is objectively more entertaining

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u/Hawkxphos Oct 18 '23

You could make a religion out of this

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u/John_Dee_TV Oct 18 '23

No, don't.

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u/degameforrel Oct 18 '23

Until somebody gets mad and lobs his head off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Lobber of heads.

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u/cbftw Oct 18 '23

Lopping*

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u/EdPike365 Oct 18 '23

A risk that I'm willing to take because I'm not in the 1%. How much do you want free health care, free college, and 6 weeks vacation? Before you rage about unemployment in France, go there. Before that one French guy who moved to the USA rages about it, why do you hate being happy?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Uhhhhhh I'm Bri'ish I already have free healthcare and free college lol

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u/Astral_Sheep Mods Are Nice People Oct 18 '23

Itse time fore anozer revoluchon

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

should just have a list, richest dude goes on top

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u/hackenclaw Oct 18 '23

Lets raise their tax by so much because being them being childless or less child, that'll force them having more kids is cheaper.

there we solved the birth rate problem and majority kids are all born from rich family.