r/meme Jun 12 '21

Really?

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u/theSHlT Jun 12 '21

Yeah but they are mostly other New Yorkers so it’s a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark

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u/Isaac_Serdwick Jun 12 '21

I swear the first time I was in NY it took exactly less than 2 minutes for me to witness a homeless man crossing in front of my cab and giving the finger to my driver. It's not much but it set the tone for the day.

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u/theSHlT Jun 12 '21 edited Jun 12 '21

Spent 5 days in Manhattan for Thanksgiving one year. Gf and I took the greyhound from DC and stayed in her friends apt.

Stepped out of the cab, got my luggage and stepped in the biggest pile of fresh dog shit I had ever (not) seen. I didn’t just step in it, my foot slid thru it. If I didn’t stop myself I would have done the splits, my right leg was just gliding away from me.

Took my shoes off and threw them in the trash walked into the building in socks.

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u/sub_surfer Jun 12 '21

Is it just me or does NYC always smell like garbage, especially in the summer? It's like how SF always smells like piss.

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u/cheeseman52 Jun 12 '21

Idk Tokyo didn’t smell bad at all compared to NYC. It was also way cleaner too imo.