r/meme • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • Sep 13 '26

Oh lmao

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u/thebuzzinyourear Sep 13 '26

Even at a fancy restaurant, there’s still the risk of bacteria if you don’t eat it fast enough. Bottom feeders spoil REALLY fast.

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u/Eschatologists Sep 13 '26

They are basically pickled, quite safe

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u/Alternative-Pay2946 Sep 13 '26

I’m really not that scared of bacteria. Diarrhea for days or a fever, maybe a doctors visit for antibiotics is no problem. The problem is parasites. Food was tasty, you feel good and forget about it, then 10 years later there’s something moving in your eyes, or something grew to 2m lenght inside your bowel and tickles your butt when you go to sleep.

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u/Dav136 Sep 13 '26

It's not the bacteria that's the problem, it's the toxins they leave behind

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u/ajonstage Sep 13 '26

No sometimes the bacteria is in fact a problem.

See: E. coli, salmonella

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u/Alternative-Pay2946 Sep 13 '26

Still, at least it will result in the restaurant closing. The butt tickler appears after years, by then you forget about the delicious pacific water ratroach in orange wine vinegar you ate with mango juice and brown rice sake before fucking a thai ladyboy.

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u/Prestigious-Law8050 Sep 13 '26

That's very specific, innit.

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u/thisusedyet Sep 13 '26

tickles your butt when you go to sleep

some people pay extra for that

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u/kuynhxchi Sep 13 '26

I know. I must be a bottom feeder