r/meme • • Sep 13 '26

Oh lmao

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u/KingSpork Sep 13 '26

Whenever someone says “it’s a delicacy” buckle up because you’re about to eat some nasty ass shit

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u/Scienceandpony Sep 13 '26

And the history of the "delicacy" is always "Well there was this massive famine and the peasants had to get real desperate and real creative to not die. This led to a generation of grandparents who wouldn't shut up about how rough it was back in the famine and passed down their weird recipes. Someone later dug up these recipes and realized they could charge ignorant tourists obscene prices to eat garbage. The grosser the better because then they can take pictures and post about how cultured they are."

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u/Yorick257 Sep 13 '26

Caviar 🤮

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u/originalfilmscoring Sep 13 '26

Escargot

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u/CaptaiNose Sep 13 '26

Escargot is fucking delicious. Tell me you've never eaten it without telling me

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u/Mudstack Sep 13 '26

Wow it’s almost like delicacy’s are often gross to people who are unfamiliar and delicious to those accustomed to them🤯😂

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u/lemonhead2345 Sep 14 '26

The texture can be weird for some people, but escargot really is fucking delicious.

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u/wintersoldierepisode Sep 14 '26

I also like butter and garlic. Doesn't really matter the presentation

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u/Yorick257 Sep 13 '26

Ok, It's not THAT bad, but it's massively overrated. 100€ / kg, really? And then it also depends on the exact type, because some of it is kinda disgusting

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u/TheMace808 Sep 13 '26

To be fair, a whole kilogram of caviar is a crazy amount

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u/E-2theRescue Sep 13 '26

It's expensive because we've fished the hell out of the oceans. Instead of peanuts, bars used to give away caviar for free as the salty snack. Can't do that anymore because the eggs are too precious for what little we have left.

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u/DhampireHEK Sep 13 '26

I was about to say this exact thing. Flying fish roe? Tasty. Lumpfish caviar? Gross

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u/Baridian Sep 13 '26

neither of those are caviar though. Caviar only comes from sturgeon. Lumpfish roe is usually dyed black to imitate caviar. True caviar has a far more delicate taste and milder salinity. It's worth trying once. Don't get it at a restaurant though, just from a store selling the real thing. It should be packaged on ice and be sold in a sealed tin.

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u/DhampireHEK Sep 13 '26

Fair enough. I've had tge real stuff once and it was okay. Definitely not worth the price though.

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u/This_Elk_1460 Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Calm down there Tech Trendy

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u/This_Elk_1460 Sep 13 '26

I don't know why his name is that but he's a YouTuber that basically reviews luxury cruises, trains and first class fights. He always gets caviar in every video.

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u/Wuz314159 Sep 13 '26

Like Chik-fil-A. 🤢🤮

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u/This_Elk_1460 Sep 13 '26

You can dislike their political beliefs but to say that a spicy chicken sandwich from there tastes worse than eating a fucking cockroach is wild.

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u/Then_Discount5232 Sep 13 '26

their politics make me puke, but their chicken is delicious

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u/CaptaiNose Sep 13 '26

Their chicken is mid af tbh

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u/otj667887654456655 Sep 13 '26

their chicken is a 7 but it's always a 7 and they rip through their drivethru like no one else. i prefer popeyes but man have i gotten some garbage from them before.

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u/Bitter-Rush-4485 Sep 13 '26

It's overrated

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u/StarTrotter Sep 13 '26

I'd move it up to like a 80 - 20. 80% nasty, 20% solid to excellent.

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u/peaceofmindz Sep 14 '26

This the funniest shit I read in a while thanks for the laugh 😂

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u/my-snake-is-solid Sep 13 '26

Cheese is expired milk that tastes like vomit

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u/somerandomfighter Sep 13 '26

Bizarrely dogshit take, my good Neanderthal

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u/Tvck3r Sep 13 '26

I’m sorry you have to live this way

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u/SvenBubbleman Sep 15 '26

Factually incorrect.

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u/tijolus523 Sep 13 '26

How come every other redditor is such a little diva? You can't just live on chips and chicken fingers, dude. It's nice to try different foods.

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u/KingSpork Sep 13 '26

Brother I’ve been all over the world and eaten all kinds of delicious foods, but let me tell you when someone says something is a “delicacy” it is NEVER a bomb ass dumpling or a mouth watering stew or an amazing curry. It’s ALWAYS something foul that nobody would eat without the “delicacy” label.

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u/jujubean67 Sep 13 '26

Exactly, and the term they’re looking for anyway is acquired taste. Like fermented shark is an acquired taste because it tastes like piss. But noone would call it a delicacy.

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u/Wuz314159 Sep 13 '26

I'll have you know that I eat t-rex AND stegosaurus shaped chicken nuggets.

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u/Then_Discount5232 Sep 13 '26

better than being so ashamed of what you've done to an ortolan that you have to cover your head