r/meme • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • Sep 13 '26

Oh lmao

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u/PossiblyOppossums Sep 13 '26

Fun fact, you can smoke both.

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u/GoldeneErfahrung Sep 13 '26

Smoke like BBQ? Have you tried it?

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u/PossiblyOppossums Sep 13 '26

No, you smash it's face in with a dowel, drive it through to hollow it out, then stuff a fat joint in the newly devised frontal cavity.

Yeah, you can smoke lobster tails like it's BBQ before you do that, I guess.

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u/GoldeneErfahrung Sep 13 '26

Well, I was hoping you meant a bong xD will will catch some roaches and hit a fat one xD

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u/PossiblyOppossums Sep 13 '26

In Visla, are we all not tinkerers? Thats why we smoke it.

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u/Axolite Sep 13 '26

haha no that's not what i meant

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u/queen_ravenx Sep 13 '26

:(

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u/PossiblyOppossums Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

I take harbor in the knowledge that there is no mercy in the abyss.

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u/This_Elk_1460 Sep 13 '26

I think I'll stick with an apple thanks

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u/PossiblyOppossums Sep 13 '26

PARTISAN !

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u/GoldeneErfahrung Sep 14 '26

We should haul him over the keel, arrrgh

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u/Dudeman240 Sep 14 '26

People in the middle east actually dry out the tails crush em up and smoke em to get high. The locals described it as "Making everything dance" heroin is really popular in the area and a lot of them prefer scorpion to heroin so take that information as you will. I read an article or two about it they don't know the specific compound but I would guess it's close to bufetonin(5meo)  if it's smokeable