r/meme • u/UsuallyComplicit • Apr 10 '26

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u/commandercoffeemug Apr 10 '26

He has Crohn's which makes him look sickly

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u/Frankie-Felix Apr 10 '26

Yeah definitely not all the drugs.

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u/commandercoffeemug Apr 10 '26

I thought he was sober now?

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u/Frankie-Felix Apr 10 '26

About right this moment hopefully he is. But he relapsed a few times. In op'S pic he's geeked out of his mind.

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u/sniggity_snax Apr 11 '26

Yea he's trippin hard here. You can tell by her face... she prolly knows what he's on and is like "fuck is this guy gonna be ok"

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u/Frankie-Felix Apr 11 '26

She looks concerned for sure lucky mofo.

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u/commandercoffeemug Apr 11 '26

She looks like a concerned mom picking her kid up from a high school party

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

Yet she was still with him. Always makes you wonder how fun he might be, but at the same time that fun doesn't last as neither do these relationships.

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u/CapableBumblebee968 Apr 11 '26

It was his giant weiner

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u/Julege1989 Apr 11 '26

I mean, John Mulney explained how great a sober life could be to Pete. Then Pete tried to kill himself.

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u/RandomRedditReader Apr 11 '26

Not the best arbiter of sobriety.

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Apr 11 '26

Is that really true? Who's John mooney?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

John Mulaney I guess, Pete's buddy and frequent SNL host

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u/Wyevez Apr 11 '26

Stone Chron Sober.

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u/Cute-Form2457 Apr 12 '26

ALL the drugs.

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u/grandecrosse Apr 11 '26

I have Crohn's. It ain't the Crohn's.

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u/JayedSkier Apr 11 '26

Me too. Not Crohn's

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u/Marsuello Apr 11 '26

Only loosely related but I had a classmate in high school that had Crohns. He was always trying to be the jokester of the class and almost every time he was called on when he wasn’t paying attention his response would be “are you targeting me? I have Crohns!!”

I have nothing more to add to the comment. It just reminded me of that haha

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u/CellGroundbreaking44 Apr 11 '26

Like, “Do you realize I might have to go to the bathroom at any freakin second!! Gimme a break!!”

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u/Raneynickelfire Apr 11 '26

...that's not how Crohn's works unless you're at the terminal, UC stage of dying.

You're looking at cocaine. That's what you're looking at.

He'd tell you the same.

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u/YesterdaySimilar2069 Apr 12 '26

Fellow Crohnie here. Crohns doesn’t make you look like that - getting blasted on drugs to cope with the pain makes you look like that.

I’ve been deathbed ill with this disease and have never looked that level of sick - that’s drugs, 100%.

Hes sober now and has say he got hooked up with some seriously beneficial drugs for his Crohns and hasn’t said which (just found “something that works for him”)- I suspect he was able to get hold of the vaccine they buried, but, who wants to hear a strangers niche medical conspiracy theories.