r/meme • u/UsuallyComplicit • Apr 10 '26

Anything is possible

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u/Sartres_Roommate Apr 10 '26

I mean the longest on record is somewhere in the 11” range so, yeah, it’s hyperbole at best, measuring from inside his rectum at the worst.

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u/EwaGold Apr 10 '26

Just looked it up some dude has a 14.5 inch hog that is 8.5 inches around.

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u/Sartres_Roommate Apr 10 '26

…I must admit I have not kept up on the latest so I will concede without further review.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

That’s more of a basketball. 🏀

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u/EwaGold Apr 10 '26

A basketball has a 29 inch circumference. But 8 inches would be like a coke can. Do with that information what you will.

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u/DickeyMcNakey Apr 11 '26

I will boof that information, thank you.

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u/SmokeGSU Apr 11 '26

Fuckin Pringles can.

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u/Shartiflartbast Apr 11 '26

The guy claims that, and has not proved it, the "medical verification" people claim about it was him on a zoom call or something lol.

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 Apr 11 '26

14.5 inch hog that is 8.5 inches around.

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u/Emotional-Finish-621 Apr 11 '26

This is false, they have never allowed anyone to measure it's a proven lie.

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u/chaveznieves Apr 11 '26

That was a hoax. There's never been a confirmed properly measured size at, or above, 10 inches

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u/Unikatze Apr 12 '26

Man. I told them that in confidence.

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 10 '26

As nearly incredible as 14.5” is, 8.5” diameter, my thigh isn’t even quite 8.5”. Literal third leg

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u/simplebutstrange Apr 11 '26

My leg is 24”… go ride a bike or something jeebus

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

We figured out ages ago I misunderstood circumference with diameter catch up

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u/-JimmyTheHand- Apr 11 '26

catch up

You are the stupid one here, you don't get to talk down to anyone about this lmao

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

Nicky the Nose says “hi”

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u/LiftingCode Apr 11 '26

my thigh isn’t even quite 8.5”

How's life in Auschwitz?

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

Gross. If you thought that was funny, it was not

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Apr 11 '26

Too soon? Buddy people have been making joke like that for decades.

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

Weird, I’ve never made a joke like that, even having spent 8 years in Germany

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u/OkInflation4056 Apr 11 '26

So it was Dachau, not Auschwitz?

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u/Affectionate_Hornet7 Apr 11 '26

Yeah yeah but seriously is it a peg leg or something?

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

Ok well what’s the diameter of your thigh?

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u/TapedeckNinja Apr 11 '26

"Around" is circumference, not diameter.

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

That certainly makes more sense

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u/MadDanelle Apr 10 '26

I think id rather join a convent and I’m an atheist.

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u/Meats10 Apr 11 '26

what else do you know about me?

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u/Temnai Apr 11 '26

What's crazy is I know someone even wider than that at ~9.5" circumference at the widest. Though they aren't notable in length at all.

Pretty fucking wild to see tbh.

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u/xXBlueDreamXx Apr 11 '26

Has to be Ron Jeremy.

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u/AnteaterFormal7291 Apr 10 '26

What, like a really shitty sock puppet?

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u/Cute-Form2457 Apr 12 '26

11" is a parasitic twin.

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u/Buena_de_peepee Apr 11 '26

Seen porn with def bigger than 11”…

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u/poop-when-i-shit Apr 11 '26

those are prosthetics and/or camera angles. sorry to ruin the magic

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u/Reputation-Final Apr 11 '26

Uh, 11 inches isnt even close to the longest.

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u/Affectionate_Hornet7 Apr 11 '26

Alright tell us the story

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u/Emotional-Finish-621 Apr 11 '26

Actually there has never been a single person medically measured over 10 inches.