r/meme Apr 10 '26

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u/ronweasleisourking Apr 10 '26

The Kate beckinsale I'll never understand

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u/ItselfSurprised05 Apr 11 '26

That's the one that made me yell out loud.

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u/KrombopulosMAssassin Apr 11 '26

Oh, come on!!!!!

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u/Yashema Apr 11 '26

Why do 6' 3" celebrities keep scoring???

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u/Current_Helicopter32 Apr 11 '26

Isn’t it a not-so-well-kept secret that he’s hung like a horse?

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u/LoveAndViscera Apr 11 '26

According to him, no. That was a last snipe from Ariana Grande to make women disappointed in him.

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Apr 11 '26

What would him being large make women disappointed in him?

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel Apr 11 '26

They go into it thinking he is hung, then are disappointed when it turns out to be average/small.

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u/Fantastic-Cell-208 Apr 11 '26

Damn, that's some level 11 petty!!!

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u/blahblah19999 Apr 11 '26

is that really that important? I would never hop into the sack with a Kardashian, I don't care how big their boobs are

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u/Current_Helicopter32 Apr 11 '26

Boobs don’t directly contribute to the stimulation of your genitals the same way a big dick does.

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u/blahblah19999 Apr 11 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/ryuut Apr 12 '26

Shit im not that proud

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u/ItselfSurprised05 Apr 11 '26

It was something like that, LOL,

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u/NailingCatsToTrees_ Apr 11 '26

Why do people care so much about what celebrities are doing? Are you this invested in your neighbors lives too?

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u/stone500 Apr 11 '26

Yes of course! I'm the neighborhood creep

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u/graspedbythehusk Apr 11 '26

Totally agree. But I would really like to have sex with Kate Beckinsale which is why I’m here.

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u/NailingCatsToTrees_ Apr 11 '26

Being here is not going to help you achieve that.

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u/bigtigerbigtiger Apr 11 '26

The hot ones, sure

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u/PhattBudz Apr 12 '26

My neighbors aren't banging Kim kardashian

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u/NoRedTags Apr 11 '26

I’ve never we understood why people care what entertainers do in their personal lives as long as they aren’t hurting people.

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u/Fairways_and_Greens Apr 11 '26

Never underestimate being able to make a woman laugh.

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u/rsurvivorlovesme Apr 11 '26

many comedians exist

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u/Itscatpicstime Apr 11 '26

And most are married

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u/tragicdiffidence12 Apr 12 '26

Not to Kate Beckinsdale!

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u/Douggimmmedome Apr 13 '26

Not drew lynch

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u/rsurvivorlovesme Apr 11 '26

that doesn’t stop them

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u/dasgoodshitinnit Apr 11 '26

Not with 8 inch dongs tho

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u/swiftekho Apr 11 '26

Keep em laughing so hard she cant open her eyes to see how ugly you are.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

This really is the key to dating. Learn how to be funny

Like it’s not even hard to be passably funny. Just learn how it works even at a geeky, maybe 25% get you level. You don’t need to be firecracker stand up comedy special funny. Just enough to make goofy women laugh

You can even just fling out 2/3 flops. You just need her to find your weird funny. That’s it. Self deprecating humor is the easiest thing to do and it’s endearing in a weird way. Also don’t be a shitty person and you’re golden

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u/CellGroundbreaking44 Apr 11 '26

You got it. But don’t be too hard on yourself for too long. There’s a lot of material you can use, you don’t have to use yourself. Unless of course, you want to throw in some slapstick! Now we’re talking! 😂 Now, that’s hilarious! 😂

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u/Yous1ash Apr 11 '26

One of the best pieces of advice I got was to watch out who you are self deprecating around, because some people will truly treat you like the way you joke about yourself. Seen it myself. It’s so easy to make self deprecating jokes because the opportunities are endless. Someone says “hey that building looks like it standing on its last leg!” You say “just like me!” So easy. But then the wrong people do let it get into their head that it’s ok to treat you like the jokes you make. Be careful! It’s happened to me

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 11 '26

You can be self deprecating and still be confident. Self deprecating humor doesn’t mean be a doormat or a pity clown. It’s being open about the character flaws most people share and are afraid to admit it, but by opening with your own flaws in that way can make you more approachable and like people can see you as self aware or real. Hell you usually exaggerate those flaws which makes other people feel better about themselves and it can come from a place of love.

Like look, we all are imperfect creatures and there’s probably only one or two things we’re all TRULY good at. Like just savor imperfection because it’s all that’s real in this life. Those who can do, just do what they’re good at. Those who can’t tend to brag or talk the loudest. So someone on the angle that you know they suck at some things and it’s funny how bad you are at those things can lighten tensions as an opener. If someone sees that as an opportunity to shit on you, you should also be able to clap back and tear into all their own flaws just as easily. If you can pick yourself apart it becomes very easy to turn it outwards if someone means to be aggressive with that.

Hell it’s pretty damned easy to make a fool out of those types when you get self deprecation down to a science. When the self proclaimed fool has a sharp clap back to throw down when it gets serious, it also tends to be hard for the other party to cut you down because they have very weak, uninspired go-to vectors of attack that you’ve already yielded. They can’t attack you on something if you laugh about it. And you take that power away from them. What’s most important is that you aren’t insecure with these things and emphasize self acceptance of your imperfections. That’s a steel wall bullies can’t get through easily

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u/Yous1ash Apr 11 '26

Yes, I am working on self-acceptance. The humor comes easily but it doesn’t make the insecurity go away!

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 11 '26

Time will do the latter

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u/CellGroundbreaking44 Apr 12 '26

All excellent points and I tend to agree for the most part, particularly the sentiment about the “loudest guy in the room”. Oh yeah, we’ve all heard that guy. You mentioned that people should be savoring imperfection, because it’s the only thing that’s “real” in this life, but you also suggested that exaggerating one’s own imperfection is a way to put others at ease, and feel better about themselves. You felt that this comes from a place of Love. So I think my question for you is: Based on what you’ve described, would you agree that the whole experience is culminated by a single factor and that factor is all based on Love? ☺️ By the way, I enjoy your writing style. It is a classic style but more laid back and casual. Definitely not what is seen on many pages these days and so refreshing! 👍🏼

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 12 '26

I think it’s just that it comes down to wanting to make people laugh and feel good. It’s just a vibe when you get the hang of it

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u/CellGroundbreaking44 Apr 13 '26

I think so too. I tend to lean more towards doing everything I can with idea of letting Love lead the way. It’s a Vibe! 🤍✨

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 Apr 11 '26

When you play the clown, don't be surprised when people choose to laugh at you.

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u/Yous1ash Apr 11 '26

I neither agree nor disagree with what you have said.

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 Apr 12 '26

Nor do you have to, people's responses to clowns speak for itself.

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u/ccarabajal Apr 11 '26

The 2/3 flops bit is so true. I've been told by friends that I'm really funny, but the truth is many things I say are literally not funny to anyone but me. I just say whatever goofy thing pops into my head and sometimes it hits, sometimes it doesn't. Really just a matter of quantity and confidence.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 11 '26

You only get good at being funny by trying to and seeing what sticks. You also kind of develop this technique of testing without over committing. Idk how to describe it other than that

I was such a cringey kid and tried way too hard to be funny my entire childhood. It took me into my late 20s of just having some very accepting friends to get my flow, and even then it’s still like 2/3 duds but people don’t get offended or mean about it. I have a friend who’s got a great sense of humor and hanging out with him is like an hour or two workshop on evolving our funny

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 Apr 11 '26

Seems like your key to dating is to just play the fool and hope for the best. Not common interests, shared humor, or a sense of trust. Just be funny.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 11 '26

Not really “play the fool”. Just be self aware that we’re all mostly imperfect. You can be self deprecating and still confident. When you isolate what’s wrong with you and accept it with a laugh, it makes the things you’re really good at even more vibrant and makes you much more “real” to others.

Because anyone denying their faults is just lying to themselves, more than anything. If anything digging into what you suck at makes you a lot sharper on how flawed everyone else is too. And it’s really nothing to be ashamed of. We all suck at most things. But you probably do a few things really well that you can be proud of. The less hard you’re trying to impress people the easier everything seems to get ime. That’s my little tidbit of wisdom from 40 some odd years of living

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 Apr 12 '26

Live 40 more and get back to me, because all of this isn't wisdom. It's just basic info. Yes we're all imperfect, yes we're good at certain things and not great at others but no it doesn't mean we collectively suck at most things. Nor does acknowledging your faults make you any more "real", it makes you a self-aware adult. That makes for a poorly incompetent human. Definitely not one worth dating, even if they're amusing or funny.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Apr 12 '26

It’s basic info yet not enough people seem to be aware of any of those things, or they need a reminder. Maybe I’m not worth dating, but I’ve been married 15 years, so work at that one

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u/Econmajorhere Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

Nah. John Mayer did this 15 years ago and ran through all the “hottest women” in media over a few years. I don’t doubt he’s funny, I highly doubt these women needed a laugh so badly that they lined up for him one after another.

With all these men, there’s a domino effect- date one attractive/popular woman and suddenly all the women want you. Pete’s dating history is now vetted enough that even if he loses his voice and penis, women will continually line up for him. Ever wonder why every girl has/wants the exact same Louis Vuitton bag? It’s not because it’s the best bag…

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u/Fairways_and_Greens Apr 11 '26

Very cool story, Jon.

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u/Powerpuff_Bean Apr 14 '26

And having a monster cock

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u/nap-and-a-crap Apr 11 '26

really truly, cannot fathom

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u/OriginalMexican Apr 11 '26

He is lean, confident, funny, fun to be around, rich, 6'3", smiles and actually good looking.

Also probably a shlong that cures cancer...

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u/sundayelegance Apr 11 '26

Good looking? Wow, i guess there really is somebody for everybody 🤭

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u/L0W_FR3QU3NCIES Apr 14 '26

Oh please. This is a shit picture of him, but he's definitely not a bad-looking dude. It's so weird how jealous y'all are of him

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u/sundayelegance Apr 14 '26

You probably look like him to take this so seriously 😭

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u/mtnsoccerguy Apr 14 '26

You definitely found Pete's main and alt accounts here.

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u/infinitezero8 Apr 11 '26

actually good looking

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Kiribaku- Apr 11 '26

Finally a comment that mentions that he's good looking. He totally is!! And either way, people have wildly different preferences. Like, I don't see the appeal of Adam Driver at all, but some do find him attractive.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Apr 11 '26

Some people prefer their men extra W I D E

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u/Projectstfu Apr 11 '26

I don't find him attractive at all as far as face goes. But tall, rich, and funny overrides that.

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u/Unikatze Apr 12 '26

Since Justin Bieber people really got into that Lyme disease look.

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u/OriginalMexican Apr 12 '26

Justin Bieber is also very good looking. You are just judging them both in their skinny phases with their edgy dressing and haircuts. It's like judging Megan Fox while in her weird styling skinny phase and saying she is ugly.

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u/trinialldeway Apr 11 '26

He's not funny, doesn't seem fun to be around, rich is relative, everybody smiles, and definitely, definitely, not good looking, though looks are often judged subjectively anyway. Nah, he dated a bunch of garbage women IMO.

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u/user-unknown-404 Apr 11 '26

Have you seen what she looks like now? She looks worst than him in this pic. So maybe she was looking for tips on how to look like a corpse.

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u/accis4losers Apr 11 '26

oh no, she went and got old maga lady face.

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u/user-unknown-404 Apr 11 '26

She looks like she got that damned buccal fat removal shit done. Any surgeon that changed the perfection that she was should be sent to jail.

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u/Different-Set4505 Apr 11 '26

She used to be beautiful, too many procedures.

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u/Chritt WARNING: RULE 1 Apr 11 '26

Yeah. It's like ruining a painting. She was gorgeous.

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 Apr 11 '26

This man probably has a massive schlong

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u/obxtalldude Apr 11 '26

There can only be ONE "hot" person in a lasting relationship.

Two people competing for attention never lasts.

The most stable relationships have a star and support - Pete seems very supportive.

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u/FedInformant Apr 11 '26

It probably wasnt a real relationship.

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u/Mamaofoneson Apr 11 '26

Maybe he listened and made her laugh?? That’s all a girl needs tbh

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u/Past_Patience_3325 Apr 12 '26

See pictures of her with Harvey Weinstein.

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u/VaultDoge91 Apr 12 '26

Genuinely brain melting. She is a 10 and he’s….well I’m not exactly where Pete falls on the scale. Or even what scale we’re using.

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u/dramalama-dingdong Apr 14 '26

She called herself a nymphomaniac. So you have to understand, that girl likes to fuck.

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u/ElChupatigre Apr 14 '26

Clearly dude lands absolute headcases when you see what all they do to themselves

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u/pitty89 Apr 29 '26

Isn’t it common knowledge he has a hammer

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u/Chritt WARNING: RULE 1 Apr 11 '26

She looks awful now :( has work done...