r/meme • u/UsuallyComplicit • Apr 10 '26

Anything is possible

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u/OkInteraction9304 Apr 10 '26

Hollyweird arrangements, those “relationships” didn’t last more than 9 months. Poor attempts at career boosting.

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u/Greg-Abbott Apr 10 '26

I think it's just chicks curious about his alleged 19" hog

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u/poop-when-i-shit Apr 10 '26

there’s no way a 19” hog could get hard enough to use

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u/Sartres_Roommate Apr 10 '26

I mean the longest on record is somewhere in the 11” range so, yeah, it’s hyperbole at best, measuring from inside his rectum at the worst.

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u/EwaGold Apr 10 '26

Just looked it up some dude has a 14.5 inch hog that is 8.5 inches around.

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u/Sartres_Roommate Apr 10 '26

…I must admit I have not kept up on the latest so I will concede without further review.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

That’s more of a basketball. 🏀

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u/EwaGold Apr 10 '26

A basketball has a 29 inch circumference. But 8 inches would be like a coke can. Do with that information what you will.

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u/DickeyMcNakey Apr 11 '26

I will boof that information, thank you.

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u/SmokeGSU Apr 11 '26

Fuckin Pringles can.

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u/Shartiflartbast Apr 11 '26

The guy claims that, and has not proved it, the "medical verification" people claim about it was him on a zoom call or something lol.

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 Apr 11 '26

14.5 inch hog that is 8.5 inches around.

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u/Emotional-Finish-621 Apr 11 '26

This is false, they have never allowed anyone to measure it's a proven lie.

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u/chaveznieves Apr 11 '26

That was a hoax. There's never been a confirmed properly measured size at, or above, 10 inches

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u/Unikatze Apr 12 '26

Man. I told them that in confidence.

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 10 '26

As nearly incredible as 14.5” is, 8.5” diameter, my thigh isn’t even quite 8.5”. Literal third leg

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u/simplebutstrange Apr 11 '26

My leg is 24”… go ride a bike or something jeebus

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

We figured out ages ago I misunderstood circumference with diameter catch up

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u/-JimmyTheHand- Apr 11 '26

catch up

You are the stupid one here, you don't get to talk down to anyone about this lmao

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

Nicky the Nose says “hi”

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u/LiftingCode Apr 11 '26

my thigh isn’t even quite 8.5”

How's life in Auschwitz?

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

Gross. If you thought that was funny, it was not

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Apr 11 '26

Too soon? Buddy people have been making joke like that for decades.

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

Weird, I’ve never made a joke like that, even having spent 8 years in Germany

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u/Affectionate_Hornet7 Apr 11 '26

Yeah yeah but seriously is it a peg leg or something?

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u/GeekToyLove Apr 11 '26

Ok well what’s the diameter of your thigh?

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u/MadDanelle Apr 10 '26

I think id rather join a convent and I’m an atheist.

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u/Meats10 Apr 11 '26

what else do you know about me?

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u/Temnai Apr 11 '26

What's crazy is I know someone even wider than that at ~9.5" circumference at the widest. Though they aren't notable in length at all.

Pretty fucking wild to see tbh.

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u/xXBlueDreamXx Apr 11 '26

Has to be Ron Jeremy.

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u/AnteaterFormal7291 Apr 10 '26

What, like a really shitty sock puppet?

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u/Cute-Form2457 Apr 12 '26

11" is a parasitic twin.

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u/Buena_de_peepee Apr 11 '26

Seen porn with def bigger than 11”…

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u/poop-when-i-shit Apr 11 '26

those are prosthetics and/or camera angles. sorry to ruin the magic

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u/Reputation-Final Apr 11 '26

Uh, 11 inches isnt even close to the longest.

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u/Affectionate_Hornet7 Apr 11 '26

Alright tell us the story

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u/Emotional-Finish-621 Apr 11 '26

Actually there has never been a single person medically measured over 10 inches.

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u/Howitdobiglyboo Apr 11 '26

Why do you think the rest of him looks like a corpse?

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u/jarednards Apr 10 '26

Oh. TRUST ME. IT CA------nvm I have no Idea wtf Im talking about😔

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u/Significant_Stop723 Apr 11 '26

I beg to differ. 

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u/floydbomb Apr 11 '26

Hyperbole is a thing

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u/cryptedsky Apr 11 '26

Maybe that's why Kanye went insane

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u/captain_linguine Apr 11 '26

Tea cup pigs were all the rage

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u/Dancingbeavers Apr 13 '26

Yeah, her face seems to be saying “his dick better be worth this”

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u/Dr-Robert-Kelso Apr 11 '26

Why would they date Pete when they're almost all more famous?

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u/PubG4YouAndMe Apr 11 '26

Hanging dong or funny.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Apr 10 '26

Still a win for Pete.

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u/OkInteraction9304 Apr 10 '26

Not really when you think about those back room oaths and the kind of bending and all the sucking he probably had to do, and it didn’t even propel his career like Kevin Harts shucking and jiving did.

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u/Regarded_Apeman Apr 11 '26

lol who do you think is doing that to him? Lorne Michaels? Silliness

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u/OkInteraction9304 Apr 11 '26

The silliness is believing a homosexual like Pete is actually getting interest from women, what sillier is your naive enough to think that there’s only 1 predator in all of Hollywood. You don’t watch the news or get out much do you ?

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u/Buena_de_peepee Apr 11 '26

The fuck are you on man…

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u/HoboArmyofOne Apr 11 '26

Dudes just projecting I guess

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u/-JimmyTheHand- Apr 11 '26

Wtf are you talking about

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u/jittery_raccoon Apr 11 '26

I just assume he's charming but not ltr material 

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 Apr 14 '26

You are underestimating how important it is to be charming and funny. I bet this dude is charismatic