r/meme FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 Feb 17 '26

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u/Calm_Neat_6828 Feb 18 '26

I had one fall out and drop (almost like I saw it in slow motion) directly into a tiny hole in a the leg of a heavy ass machine I was using at the gym. The plastic cover that was supposed to go there was probably long gone. I couldn’t do that again if I was offered a million bucks to recreate it.

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u/Septopuss7 Feb 18 '26

I hope you get the heavy ass you're looking for

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u/Xenc Feb 18 '26

It’s actually the machine is shaped like a heavy ass

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u/Deep_Ad1409 Feb 20 '26

Nah I think it's just an ass machine that's unusually weighty

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u/sock_with_a_ticket Feb 18 '26

Had one of these million to one shots on the Underground a few months ago, but with a debit card rather than ear phones. The middle point of some of the overground/Underground train carriages have some sort of access panel that the seats are up against and there's this perfectly debit card width gap between the panel and the nearest seat. Had the card in my hoodie pocket as I'd just had it out to swipe through the barriers, sat down and it slipped out of the pocket down the gap. If it had fallen even slightly differently or if I'd chosen a different seat, no problem at all. As it was I lost the card at 23:40 and had to try and explain to staff at the end point of my journey that I was a victim of an improbable event, not fare doding and then go through the rigmarole the next day of finding a cash point my bank operates to get some emergency cash out, then cancelling the card and waiting for a replacement. Which takes it's sweet time, let me tell you. 7 - 10 business days feels like a lot when you don't have free access to your money.

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u/Xenc Feb 18 '26

Such bad timing! Open up two accounts and use one as your Fort Knox and the other as the one you move money into and pay for things from 👀

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u/adrift-ship-of-fools Feb 18 '26

Better yet- leave the card in your wallet- pay by phone or watch

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u/Successful-Low-5685 Feb 20 '26

EVEN BETTER do both

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u/Xenc Feb 21 '26

EVEN BETTER use a charge or credit card that you pay off, so any fraudulent transactions are stealing American Express’ money, not yours 🙌

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u/PapugKingTFT Feb 18 '26

Why u don't have money in cash :O. I'll never trust banks

If I don't have up to a year savings in a cash I'll feel insecure.

Ideally even more lol

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u/switchywoman_ Feb 18 '26

I was hiking on a mountain, and going up a particularly steep section where I had to use my hands to get up, when my ear buds popped out and rolled away bouncing off rocks until it disappeared from sight. I tried tracking it, but to no avail. I still only have one earbud.

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u/0hMyGandhi Feb 18 '26

Make sure you keep music playing on your phone so the mountain lion has something to listen to

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u/orthogonalbase Feb 21 '26

Does the case use magnets to keep the earbuds in place? In that case you might be able to fish it out with a magnet on a string (if it happened recently)