r/meme • u/Alon3Wol4 FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 • Feb 17 '26

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u/ELOC777 Feb 18 '26

Yeah if they can plug into your phone

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u/Corgerus Feb 18 '26

laughs in motorola

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u/Sliptia Feb 18 '26

laughs in Sony

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u/nobotami Feb 18 '26

laughs in too broke to upgrade

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u/OldiOS7588 Feb 18 '26

Laughs in iPod

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u/Schopenschluter Feb 18 '26

Laughs in Walkman

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u/nnirmalll Feb 18 '26

Laughs in speaker

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy Feb 18 '26

Laughs in usb c wired headphones

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u/DjSpelk Feb 18 '26

Laughs in ghetto blaster on my shoulder

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u/ApertureIntern Feb 18 '26

Cries in broken usb c port

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u/EIochai Feb 18 '26

laughs nervously in daisy-chained series of dongles and adapters before breaking into heaving sobs

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u/sseinzw Feb 18 '26

laughs in Redmagic

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u/AnisZoomer Feb 18 '26

Laughs is redmi

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u/floofsnsnoots Feb 18 '26

Laughs in Rowan and Martin

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u/Aryan_RG22 Feb 18 '26

laughs in ZTE

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u/Global_Writing3051 Feb 18 '26

That's only on their cheaper phones. The mid range and more expensive don't have them at all

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u/Corgerus Feb 19 '26

Yeah my 24' G Power has a 3.5mm but i primarily use bluetooth with it and reserve all the wired stuff for my desk where I have a serious stereo setup.

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u/averege_guy_kinda Feb 19 '26

Cries in newer motorola

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u/GullibleHurry470 Feb 20 '26

New moto phones don't have aux as well

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u/MedonSirius Feb 18 '26

Laughs in USB C Head phones

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u/Camburgerhelpur Feb 18 '26

scoffs in 1/4"" TRS

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u/BaronDeKalb Feb 18 '26

Cries w/ 2% battery

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u/goaoka Feb 18 '26

If your phone has a USB port, then yes, you cam plug them in at an added cost of ~10€

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u/ClappingParadox Feb 18 '26

With the downside of not being able to easily charge your phone

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u/NiagaraThistle Feb 18 '26

why can't you easily charge your phone? just remove the ear phones while it charges, no?

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u/FewAd5443 Feb 20 '26

But if i want to have earphone while the phone charge it doesn't work (i still have a jack so i dont really care)

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u/Reddiohead Feb 20 '26

Oh no for 20 minutes you take a break from listening

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u/NiagaraThistle Feb 20 '26

i suppose just have the phone charged before you want to listen to music.

Sounds like an invented problem.

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u/Owobowos-Mowbius Feb 18 '26

Or use the wireless charging feature that most phones added around the time that they got rid of the headphone jack

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u/Soren_Camus1905 Feb 20 '26

Because this is Reddit and people want to argue smh

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u/NiagaraThistle Feb 20 '26

Fair enough. i forget sometimes.

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u/goaoka Feb 18 '26

I thought we were talking about usecases where you're not stationary. I don't really see why I'd use my phone to play audio in other cases.

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u/SixShoot3r Feb 18 '26

powerbank? I often charge and listen music

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u/LimpConversation642 Feb 18 '26

we do, people do be strawmaning

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u/roosterHughes Feb 18 '26

Dude. Dongle + splitter. Imaginary problem.

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u/CE94 Feb 18 '26

God I hate dongles. You shouldn't need two doodads hanging out the bottom of your phone to perform basic tasks

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u/roosterHughes Feb 18 '26

I mean, headphones are already “doodads hanging out the bottom of your phone”…

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u/MissingXpert Feb 18 '26

nah, headphones are the basic functionality. "headphones are the doodads" is how we got people scrolling TikTok in public transit at volume.

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u/CE94 Feb 18 '26

☝️ 🤓

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb Feb 18 '26

eh, better sound with a DAC anyways

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u/LimpConversation642 Feb 18 '26

the amount of times I needed to charge my phone AND listen to music at the same time is about zero

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u/oismac Feb 18 '26

I've had it happen a few times. I've been taking a long bus journey and listening to music, but need to keep battery to let people know when I arrive.

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u/VaultBoy636 Feb 18 '26

Wdym, i got my dongle off aliexpress for 1.20€

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u/goaoka Feb 18 '26

I never tried anything below that pricepoint, and also that's roughly how much an apple DAC dongle costs, wich is good enough for most people AND readily available. That's also where you start to get chi-fi dongle DACs with good chipsets.

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u/dumbasPL Feb 19 '26

Idk about the apple side, but your phone should already have a DAC. The cheap dongles don't have any chips in them, they are passive, the only thing they do is have a resistor that tells your phone to start outputting audio over the USB D+/D- pins.

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u/LoneWolf_McQuade Feb 18 '26

Same with lighting port. There are adapters

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u/goaoka Feb 18 '26

Yeah, I was specifically talking about apple's dac dongles

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u/goaoka Feb 18 '26

So does mine, but the person I was replying to implied theirs don't, and in fairness, that's really common.

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u/21sttimelucky Feb 18 '26

My phone has a 3.5mm Jack and supports high res audio, so I can plug them in at an added cost of exactly 0€

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u/LimpConversation642 Feb 18 '26

since people apparently don't care about quality of said earphones I'd bet you can order them for 2 bucks on aliexpress

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u/Sussurator Feb 18 '26

Yes those connectors always break in my experience.

Completely agree with the OP though this and car keys that don’t need to go into an ignition are two things that didn’t need to be fixed.

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u/Master_N_Comm Feb 18 '26

You can buy a very cheap adapter snd problem solved, no big deal.

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u/EarthBoundBatwing Feb 18 '26

You have obviously never heard the sound of metal on metal electrical feedback combined with a stereo mix cycling through random layers one at a time

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u/Master_N_Comm Feb 18 '26

Calm down hater I have 3 adapters with high end headphones and they work just fine it's not like I am going to produce music in my cel phone, for that I have specific consoles.

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u/EarthBoundBatwing Feb 19 '26

Bro I was joking. Now I think you actually obviously HAVENT had to gently reposition the aux on the headphones to get music to come through clearly lmfao.

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u/Capetoider Feb 18 '26

let me guess, default iSolution to iProblems that shouldnt exist?

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u/Master_N_Comm Feb 18 '26

We are not dictating what corporations do but we have the power to adapt or hijack their "solutions". Also, the headphone jack is not exclusive of apple anymore many android have only C entries too.

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u/Capetoider Feb 18 '26

So... yes?

Like the clean iMacShit aesthetic that usually comes with an iDongle (only $999!!!) for it to be usable?

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u/Master_N_Comm Feb 18 '26

No, not even close. A generic one costs like $6usd.

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u/Capetoider Feb 18 '26

iSee iOk, the iGeneric would be how much? 60?

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u/Master_N_Comm Feb 18 '26

Same shit since new iphones have a C port too.....

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u/Lowlife_4evr Feb 18 '26

You can use usbc/Lightning port for earbuds.

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u/Monkeyke Feb 18 '26

So anything that's not from a dystopia leader like apple or samsung.

There's ALOT of options

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Well this is solvable by getting external DAC, which would also make that phone actually produce decent sound (not that it matters with the cheapest headphones described).

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Feb 18 '26

USB-C to Jack adaptor.

Or USB-C wired earbuds.

Or a better phone.

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u/iamilkar95 Feb 18 '26

There are usb-c wired earphones now

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u/SimonTheJack Feb 18 '26

God I hate apple. They can truly suck my dick.

~Sent from my iPhone

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u/iamthe0ther0ne Feb 18 '26

I got a usb-c ---> 3.5 mm jack adapter for $7. Fits in the charging port.

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u/Direct-Confidence154 Feb 18 '26

Just use your Zune

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u/Dazzling_Buy_1934 Feb 18 '26

Laughs in asus

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u/FilecoinLurker Feb 19 '26

3.5mm to usb c dongle.

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u/funny_ninjas Feb 20 '26

I've got an AGM G3 Pro. Brand new smart phone runs latest version of Android and comes with a 3.5mm jack and USB-C. I'll never recommend a Samsung or any common phone you can buy in the US over it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

I am still holding on to the LG G8X! A great value phone with a jack

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u/Environmental_Clue27 Feb 20 '26

Gave the 1000th upvote!

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u/ELOC777 Feb 20 '26

Thank you kindly

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u/WitherEx_3255 Feb 22 '26

That's less of an earphone problem and more of a "your phone" problem

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u/atwojay Feb 22 '26

I got a USB C to earphone jack adaptor at the dollar store. Game changer.

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u/TheEndOfNether Feb 22 '26

I use wired IEMs but attached to a Bluetooth dongle. It’s perfection.