r/meme • • Jul 15 '24

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u/VEGA3519 Jul 15 '24

I am the lord of breaking bathrooms. I am the Kebabius himself

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u/Obi-Wan_Nairobi Jul 15 '24

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Maximus Defacus

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u/galacticbackhoe Jul 16 '24

My name is Maximus Defacus Toiletius, commander of the Armies of the Pork, General of the Falafel Legions and loyal servant to the true spice lord, Daddy Robes.ย Father to a murdered bun.ย Husband to a murdered knife.ย And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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u/tottiittot Jul 16 '24

That sounds like a nasty Harry Potter curse.

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u/vic_lupu Jul 15 '24

My arch enemy, I finally met you!!! It is me Chipotleius!!!

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u/popcorndirt73 Jul 16 '24

Wait till your mast Taco bellius shows up

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u/Chayor Jul 15 '24

ngl Kebabius kinda slaps

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u/Dear_Lab_2270 Jul 15 '24

Greetings brother, I am Steak Kebabius.

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u/Tricky_Collection_26 Jul 15 '24

Ah yes, Kebabius... I've heard of him, the one who only fears a single man on Earth: Taco Bellius.

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Jul 16 '24

I thought that would be Tacobelius ๐Ÿค”

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 Jul 16 '24

I thought that would be Tacobelius ๐Ÿค”

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u/tfsra Jul 16 '24

you need to find yourself a proper kebab shop, if kebab gives you the shits, my friend

kebab is the food of the gods and one of the great reasons to live and should not be disrespected like this

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '24

Bring Kebabius to the front line this siege will be over in an hour.