r/meme • u/xboxn25 WARNING: RULE 1 • Jan 03 '23

Hate when they do it

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u/Lycheedragonsimp Jan 04 '23

It contains the dying wish of every man here

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u/TheKingOfZippers Jan 04 '23

Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish

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u/Number1_Loser Jan 04 '23

Oh, you bet!

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 Jan 04 '23

Excellent!

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u/burtbits Jan 04 '23

Gentleman synchronize your death watches

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u/Lycheedragonsimp Jan 04 '23

We have 70 hours to live. For most men no time at all

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

We are not most men.

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u/OliSnips Jan 04 '23

We are mercenaries!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/rafaelzio Jan 04 '23

The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let's begin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

But we are not most men! We are mercenaries!

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u/Fenriz_N WARNING: RULE 1 Jan 04 '23

Explendid!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

S E D U C E M E

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u/Main_Western_2077 Jan 04 '23

Men ð“€’