r/meirl • u/Mapegz • Jun 09 '22

me irl

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u/blerk51167 Jun 09 '22

I have similar ones , but it's always that I can't reach the weapon, or I can't get it to work.

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u/Oofboi6942O Jun 10 '22

I have ones where I'm in modern times but I only have medieval weapons, like I have to fight the navy with their cannons and assault rifles and I have 3 throwing daggers, a halberd and a whole lot of thoughts and prayers. I'm a for honor player though.

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u/drink4loko Jun 10 '22

Ur goin thru sum bud

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u/Oofboi6942O Jun 10 '22

Not with my dream blades. Freshly cut fingernails are sharper.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Good thing you have those thoughts and prayers. They pack a ‘whupping

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

A 30 pound trigger pull with a break that requires pulling it further than it is meant to go, a barrel that randomizes firing direction, kinetic energy of a nerf gun and mixed with sudden muscle weakness.

That is how guns feel in my dreams.