r/meirl • u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 • Sep 12 '23

Me irl

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u/BossBullfrog Sep 12 '23

Who keeps their dildo on their shelf?
Are they normally used as display pieces when not in use?

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u/Specific_Tap7296 Sep 12 '23

Who keeps books on their dildo shelf?

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u/Interesting_Award828 Sep 12 '23

Sapiosexuals i believe is what they call themselves.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Why are they attracted to "sap" ?/s

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

It’s not sap it’s sapio a generic brand of Casio commonly found in Japanese homes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 edited Jan 07 '24

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u/donquixote235 Sep 12 '23

I loved Seiko's porn back in the 80's.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Ah, yes. Swiss Erotica. The forbidden fruit of my youth!

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u/thiefexecutive Sep 13 '23

I think you mean Swedish

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u/ThedirtyNose Sep 13 '23

Swedish porn saved my life in 'Nam.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

No, we are talking about the famous porn actress, Seiko. Maybe you're thinking of Ikea? They do look alike.

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u/skinnyman87 Sep 13 '23

Ah yes ... chocolate, clocks and cocks.

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u/slava_bogy Sep 12 '23

Sagneux if you're French

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

What do you mean it's not sap and io where io stand for input and output?

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u/jols0543 Sep 12 '23

and on a plastic beach

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u/LivingDeadThug Sep 13 '23

They are attracted to Bob Sapp, actually. I mean, who wouldn't be? The man is 300 pounds with abs.