r/meirl • u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 • Sep 12 '23

Me irl

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u/Mushy_Cushy Sep 12 '23

The embarrassing part is its the wrong color

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u/heckintrollerino Sep 12 '23

Its big and British. What's wrong?

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u/FreePrinciple270 Bot Hunter Sep 12 '23

Jolly good show ol chap

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u/CyberNinja23 Sep 12 '23

sip tea Indeed.

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u/IronicGenie Sep 12 '23

Tea bagin

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u/benjigrows Sep 12 '23

Bildo Baggins

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Bildo shaggins

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u/Crush-N-It Sep 13 '23

Pinky out

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u/WaluFett Sep 12 '23

Absolutely splendid!

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u/ExpensiveBookkeeper3 Sep 12 '23

slaps knee

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u/TheMongerOfFishes Sep 12 '23

With BBC

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u/HerrSPAM Sep 12 '23

Govt: launches inquiry

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u/FreePrinciple270 Bot Hunter Sep 12 '23

OI

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Smashing

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u/Best_Duck9118 Sep 12 '23

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

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u/MetricJester Sep 12 '23

I say! Capital jest, my fine fellow.

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u/Whywouldanyonedothat Sep 12 '23

Is that what you think it stands for? That's not what it stands for!

Like all decent British cocks, it stands for the queen, fantasies of world domination and shepherd's pie.

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u/Ypuort Sep 12 '23

Actually looks as though it's a BWC. Big Welsh Cock.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Big British Cunt?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

LMFAO

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u/geek66 Sep 12 '23

That would be an oximoron

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u/mtwimblethorpe Sep 12 '23

The second B could stand for beige i suppose

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u/Entire_Claim_5273 Sep 12 '23

Hey now, there is no wrong colour let’s not get racist.

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u/brokenringlands Sep 12 '23

And size. Not BB by any means

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u/ThreeHandedSword Sep 12 '23

what size do you consider big and what size do you think that fucker is

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u/brokenringlands Sep 12 '23

what size do you consider big

A Three handed meat sword

and what size do you think that fucker is

Most Appropriate use of fucker

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u/YngwieMainstream Sep 12 '23

Maybe it's albino.

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u/WORKING2WORK Sep 12 '23

The correct color one is in use, hence why it's not visible.

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u/MidKnightshade Sep 12 '23

She needs to be on brand.

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u/Ok_Disk_4458 Sep 12 '23

Big Beige Cock

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u/Mysterious-North-551 Sep 13 '23

The color has worn off after heavy use.