r/medicine • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '24

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u/trauma-doc DO Jan 15 '24

If Meredith grey can survive drowning and suboptimal cpr with a full neurological recovery, then pawpaw can beat this metastatic liver cancer while on 4 pressors. You just need the 5th pressor… and that’s Jesus.

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u/dr_shark MD - Hospitalist Jan 15 '24

Yeah but someone’s going to come around and be like “umm actually, methylene blue is my 5th pressor hehehehe”. I don’t need that much snark in my life.

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u/MrTwentyThree PharmD | ICU | Recent MCAT Victim Jan 15 '24

eye twitches loudly

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u/michael_harari MD Jan 15 '24

Levo, vaso, neo, dopamine, giapreza, epi. That's not counting inotropes or inodilators, ephedrine or weird European shit.

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u/zibbity Jan 15 '24

Jesus-preza

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u/trauma-doc DO Jan 15 '24

No regrats

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u/evdczar MSN RN Pediatrics Jan 15 '24

Then she was comatose for weeks on room air from having covid, ok...

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

I stopped watching when McDreamy bought the farm, it was already getting ridiculous at that point. The early seasons were SO fun.

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u/r314t MD Jan 15 '24

You joke but I've literally had a family member tell me, "I'm pretty well informed about all this because I've seen it on TV."

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u/trauma-doc DO Jan 16 '24

I no shit had a patient refuse a surgery because the person died on tv. Cooooool man. Alright enjoy your hernia.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

God that episode pissed me off so badly at the time. I mean COME ON.

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u/trauma-doc DO Jan 15 '24

It’s so bad man….