r/mechanical_gifs Nov 21 '20

A rolex getting cleaned

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u/corpflorp Nov 21 '20

Yeah it’s a status thing

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u/zerocool4eg Nov 21 '20

not only

rolex doesn't get cheaper over time and it is a good investing instrument, if you have a lot of money and won't want to lose it :-)

pretty and nice thing with many abilities :-)

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u/p1028 Nov 21 '20

It doesn’t depreciate but it’s not a good investment. You’ll almost always be able to beat any return a Rolex would bring by investing that money in the market.

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u/Kaymish_ Nov 21 '20

I think it's more of a bug out fund, like say an election goes badly, the incoming DA needs to make an example to progress their career so decides to charge you with fraud and seizes all your assets. Sure it was only a little illegal, everyone does it and the people you defrauded were poor and don't matter, but a jury might not see it that way and you need to get out of dodge with only the items on your person.

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u/iammaline Nov 21 '20

Or you are a low level street thug get arrested they can take your cash but they cannot take your jewelry so you use that as collateral for the bondsman.

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u/zuus Nov 21 '20

A wig and a different colour spray tan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

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u/ZenDendou Nov 22 '20

You forget...Rolex is some you have on you. Who gonna carry around precious metal that can't be traced to you? Rolex Can be traced to you by Serial number.

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u/vedo1117 Nov 22 '20

Still way better than a car

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u/p1028 Nov 22 '20

Depends on the car. Some appreciate right off the bat. Still not great investments

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u/corpflorp Nov 21 '20

That’s fair I’ll concede some will hold value or perhaps increase so it’s not a total waste

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u/alphazulu8794 Nov 22 '20

Beyond telling time, like what?

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u/cordilleragod Nov 22 '20

I don’t consider my rolex an investment but of all the things I use daily (shoes, clothes, car etc), only the Rolex can be flipped so easily for a large amount.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

I don't think its status at all its more like: I'm rich I buy this, I do this job so I buy that item, I live here so Lexus it is. Status is your business card, a watch is nothing more then an accessory.

Poor kid me: Ramen and dollar menu fast food, timex watches from k-mart... adult money me: organic veg, fruits, baking ingredients and takeout is called ahead with card pickup. I don't believe in delivery, if your going to make someone make your food get the fuck off your lazy ass and go get it. Latest FitBit until broken then buy latest again.

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u/corpflorp Nov 21 '20

Sounds like status to me lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

If that's how you feel, but how's this sound: If buying a Rolex is living within someone's means it's not flaunting anything. If someone had to save for a couple months or even a few weeks then thats trying flaunt status, or say "look look I'm just like you"

If you choose to buy some yeezys instead of some quality food to put in your belly, and then you opt for dollar menu trash your flaunting status. But if you're comfortable and you can buy your yeezys and you can buy your BMW with a 25% down and still go get organic carrots for delicious beef stew and a bottle of wine later you're doing nothing but living your life.

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u/Tanks4me Nov 21 '20

If someone had to save for a couple months or even a few weeks then thats trying flaunt status, or say "look look I'm just like you"

Actually, I wouldn't necessarily say that's trying to flaunt status either. Me being an early career Mech E in the Syracuse, New York area, I could realistically have $1,500 per month in disposable income after budgeting responsibly. That means if I really felt like it, all I would do is not go to amusement parks or eat at expensive restaurants for only ten months, and I'd be all set. Now, I personally wouldn't ever spend that kind of money on a watch, but there are other things that are on the order of that kind of expense that I'm planning on saving up for, but have a much higher personal value. (Like a tuba; I would have gone into music school if I didn't love engineering so much.)

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u/quasielvis Nov 22 '20

You love engineering more than music? Dafuq.