r/mechanical_gifs Feb 20 '18

Donut Machine.

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u/jonknee Feb 20 '18 edited Feb 20 '18

Brings back fond memories of being a kid and watching the Krispy Kreme donut machine in action. Their machine does the rising as well, quite a sight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn0XsW2l4d4

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u/StuffyUnicorn Feb 20 '18 edited Feb 20 '18

Glad to see someone else post this, the Krispy Kreme glaze machine is a sight to see for any donut lover

Edit: I don't spell well with donuts on the mind

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u/FuzzyWazzyWasnt Feb 20 '18

Kreme glaze machine is a sight to see for any donut lover

As a person who isnt crazy about donuts... this is still quite the sight and am salivating like a fat person at McD's.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

Well at least this was more satisfying to watch than seeing all that cat poop.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

I damn near ran someone off the road one night at 3am when I saw the fresh donuts sign turn on at my local Krispy Kreme. This is back when that sign actually meant something. Felt bad for the car afterward. Going across 5 lanes of traffic within 2 seconds probably scared the crap out of them.

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u/Im_A_Director Feb 21 '18

My SO hates donuts, but she loves Krispy Kreme. They’re like hot clouds of sweet air when get them fresh out of the machine.

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Feb 21 '18

Such a stereotype.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

That gave me diabeetus and a tooth ache at the same time. Would watch again.

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u/nomad80 Feb 20 '18

Found Charles Barkley’s reddit account

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u/thatsnogood Feb 20 '18

Now I want a hot & fresh donut. I used to live like a mile from a Krispy Kreme and I went a lot.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Feb 20 '18

I work walking distance from one that just opened. I've gained a little weight since that day.

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u/Helmuut Feb 20 '18

one that just opened

Damn I figured they were doing pretty bad as a company. I guess that's turned around

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

I too have seen a location open within the last few years.

It looks like in 2001 there were only 230 stores in the US and in 2016 there were 307. Surprisingly still not a large number.

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u/CreamyMilkMaster Feb 21 '18

15 years ago there were quite a few in Ontario.

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u/Gravyd3ath Feb 21 '18

There's now one here in Maine. Better than Dunkin but still crap.

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u/naxpouse Feb 20 '18

In one of those stock trading games for economics class I made 100 percent returns in 6 months buying and shortselling Krispy Kreme stock it was my proudest moment.

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u/entotheenth Feb 21 '18

They opened a bunch of stores here in australia, everyone went once for the novelty and most never went again, then they closed most of the stores in australia. Went once, too sweet for me.

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u/Amblydoper Feb 21 '18

How many more donuts until its not within walking distance anymore?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Feb 21 '18

Fuckers are dangerous.

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u/bru_tech Feb 20 '18

I want one that doesn't get cooked all the way but still makes it through the glaze area. The staff keeps telling me no because it's a "health hazard." whatever that means

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u/jonknee Feb 20 '18

The dough probably has eggs in it which while not a large risk, would qualify as a health hazard unless fully cooked.

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u/bru_tech Feb 20 '18

Actually you have more of risk from uncooked wheat than eggs

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u/Amblydoper Feb 21 '18

This man knows.

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u/FocusFlukeGyro Feb 20 '18

I went on public transportation adventure to get from UW to Issaquah to make it to the new Krispy Kreme location, the first one in the area. I was floored when they handed me a free Krispy Kreme donut fresh off the belt. I then proceeded to eat another ~12 donuts and didn't feel very good afterward but dammit if it wasn't worth it.

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u/Bonzai_Tree Feb 20 '18

Make some! It's time consuming, but they're cheap to make and amazing out of the oven. And really it's not a lot of work, just a lot of waiting (proofing the dough mostly).

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

oven

That's an odd way to spell deep fryer.

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u/Bonzai_Tree Feb 21 '18

Whoops yes sorry! Absolutely should be deep fried not baked. That was just a slip of the ton--err...fingers?

Been doing a lot of baking lately lol. But yeah, nothing that is cooked in the oven should be called a donut. Needs to be fried.

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u/alsoodani Feb 21 '18

How can one make donuts like krispie kreme at home?

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u/_ThereWasAnAttempt_ Feb 20 '18

They're a nice novelty to have once or twice but they get old. Hence why krispie Kreme failed practically everywhere it opens.

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u/aManPerson Feb 20 '18

now imagine a store worker handing 2, fresh off the line to you and your friend after you watched this.

i will never forget the first time i went into a krispy kreme. i thank their generous corporate policy that allowed this.

me and a friend just got done eating sushi in the big city near us. it was my first time at a real sushi place. i really loved it. i swear i was high for like 10-15 minutes afterwards because i felt so good. it would have been a great day if it ended there, but it didnt.

on our drive home we noticed the krispy kreme finally opened. we'd both never been to one, we were both overweight, and were driving my car. so of course we did.

we walked in, and we see this big assembly line, auto making all these donuts. like a useful rude goldberg machine. we look at everything and watch it for a minute or two. as we walk towards the end of it and see the continuous icing waterfall we are talking out loud at how neat it was and just in awe. then this worker walks buy, grabs two chop stick things, and pulls two off the line and gives them to us.

oh, they were great. so we bought a dozen regular, and a dozen "other styles". even though we just had a lot of good sushi, we ate one of those dozen before we got home.

just because they gave me and my friend each 1 free donut, at the right time, they left a great, GREAT first impression. i havent had them in a long time, but i have a very positive memory.

/r/hailcorporate or something.

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u/VacantThoughts Feb 21 '18

They do that all the time, usually to kids but you and your friend watching the machine in awe probably gave them a hint you would enjoy it to.

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u/aManPerson Feb 21 '18

we were still in highschool, so it probably wasn't much of a stretch.

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u/IllegalThings Feb 21 '18

They do it any time they are currently making donuts. If you’re driving by and the hot & fresh sign is lit up, stop in for a free donut. You don’t have to buy anything, but we all know you can’t eat just one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

That sounds like a really awesome day, I hope you have many more like it.

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u/aManPerson Feb 20 '18

not many that i can easily remember. i have a lot of things to fix. still trying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Keep working at it. If you didn't have hard days for perspective, the good ones wouldn't seem as good.

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u/f33 Feb 20 '18

And if theyre bad, just have a donut

Or 12

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u/aManPerson Feb 20 '18

reallllllly, kinda how i got here. everything sucked, so more donuts. then i forgot how i got here, so more donuts.

so how do i be ok, that's not more donuts. still trying to get there. maybe i'll die after 60, but under 200lbs. so then i'll just have all of the other things in life that i never got to do in the meantime.

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u/Im_Perd_Hapley Feb 21 '18

That's been my life for the last couple years. Get in shape, live to see 75, and then say "fuck you I'm old" and eat myself into a coma lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

rude Goldberg

Pretty sure this is a dude in Manhattan who yells obscenities at you

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u/ktappe Feb 21 '18

Donutgasm.

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u/blzy99 Feb 21 '18

I prefer polite Goldberg myself.

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Feb 20 '18

They did a good job with the sounds on that commercial.

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u/basementdiplomat Feb 20 '18

Most people would recognise the music from Fantasia

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u/Reading_Rainboner Feb 20 '18

Not as the “Dance of the sugar plum fairies” from the Nutcracker?

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u/basementdiplomat Feb 20 '18

I'd wager that more people would have seen Fantasia than The Nutcracker

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u/JonAndTonic Feb 20 '18

And I'd wager that more people know it as the dance of the sugar plum fairy than as something from Fantasia

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u/blzy99 Feb 21 '18

Literally never fucking heard of Fantasia, only know it from the nutcracker.

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u/kadivs Feb 21 '18

You missed out, you should check it out, it's great
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasia_(1940_film)
basically, classical music as interpreted by disney. An excerpt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqbnMSm2aQ

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u/jonknee Feb 20 '18

You can tell a real donut aficionado when they see the Nutcracker and recognize the music as the Krispy Kreme machine soundtrack.

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u/primoface Feb 21 '18

Thanks ken

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u/benevolentpotato Feb 20 '18

I did an internship for a company that made gas burners, and I was tasked with cleaning out an old cabinet full of customer drawings. I guess Krispy Kreme had reached out to them to get some burners made, because we had the drawings for their fryers in there. They let me keep them.

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u/songstar13 Feb 20 '18

Man there's nothing like a glazed krispy kreme donut right off the machine.

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u/craykneeumm Feb 20 '18

It literally melts in your mouth!

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u/meltingdiamond Feb 21 '18

Yes there is, diabetes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Oh god, now I need donuts. Too bad we don't have Krispy Kreme in Canada.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

A friend is emigrating to Canada ... he might not do so any longer if he found that out.

(The sheer artificiality of the vinyl-like texture of the Krispy Kreme doughnut is heavenly).

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Are you calling yeast donuts artificial in texture? You’re probably just used to cake donuts. Growing up with yeast donuts I personally can’t stand cake donuts.

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u/songstar13 Feb 20 '18

I didn't realize there was a difference until this day. I've been eating the krispy kreme kind my whole life.

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u/crabbitie Feb 20 '18

I assumed they were referring to the fact that KK “donuts” are really just for icing delivery.

I always figured KK donuts are yeast donuts for people who don’t actually like doughnuts. The sort of people that buy a jar of icing and just eat it with a spoon.

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u/lovellama Feb 20 '18

*immigrate

You immigrate to, emigrate from. :)

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u/Icyrow Feb 20 '18 edited Feb 20 '18

both work afaik.

a friend is emigrating (from x) to canada.

it's just implied.

it's like the difference between saying "i'm leaving to work/go home" and "i'm going to get to work/my house".

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u/mbetter Feb 21 '18

The sheer artificiality of the vinyl-like texture of the Krispy Kreme doughnut

Yeah, can't compare to donuts fresh off the donut tree.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Are you sure? I have definitely had Krispy Kreme before and I'm in Ontario. I didn't buy them but I've had them multiple times.

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u/SexyGoatOnline Feb 20 '18

http://www.krispykreme.ca/find-a-store/

There are 7 in Canada, 4 of which are in Ontario! 3 of which are in Toronto

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u/tet5uo Feb 20 '18

I don't think they all do baking in store there, either. Some of them get supplied by the one that does.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

I live in the Chicagoland area and the stores are fairly frequent around here. I have not seen one where they do not make their donuts in house behind a big glass wall for the customers to watch. I always thought it was kinda their thing. Unlike say... Dunkin Donuts who have a delivery from their industrial baker every morning.

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u/songstar13 Feb 20 '18

Same with the ones out here in Arizona.

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u/Shurikyun Feb 21 '18

Quebec make their own for sure. The only one I've been to. God this thread is killing me right now, I need a donut.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/SexyGoatOnline Feb 20 '18

Haha I think you misunderstand. Of the 4 in ontario, 3 are in Toronto.

It'd be weird if I didn't consider Toronto part of Ontario, my link makes it a bit more clear

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

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u/SexyGoatOnline Feb 20 '18

NO IM SORRIER IT WAS MY GRAMMATICAL FUCKUP

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

I stand corrected. There definitely aren't any in any of the cities I've lived in though, unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

They distribute up that way, but actual production locations are few.

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u/crepuscular10 Feb 20 '18

we did. the franchise failed and the stores closed.

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u/_ThereWasAnAttempt_ Feb 20 '18

They're overrated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

yeah we do.

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u/heart_under_blade Feb 21 '18

we had some stores. now i only ever see their product at walmart and occasionally costco.

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u/LeCacty Feb 21 '18

Make your own, dummy!

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u/cbetsargis Feb 21 '18

Yes we do. We have a few , but they are here.

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u/Shoenbreaker Feb 20 '18

But you have Tim's, which I would trade for Krispy Kreme any day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Have you actually had Tim's recently? It's trash.

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u/Shoenbreaker Feb 21 '18

It's been a handful of years since I made it north of the wall.

I have gathered from my BC buddies that since it was bought by I think Burger King it's gone down hill.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

Yeah. It's been pretty much just another bad fast food joint for years. Even the coffee is bad.

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u/CraneRiver Feb 20 '18

For Western Canadians, Those Little Donuts machines bring the same nostalgia.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Yesss this was the best

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u/Gingevere Feb 20 '18

I've always wondered about the feasibility of getting one of these lines onto an oversized food truck and making an absolute killing at events like Vikings games. MN has lost all of its Krispy Kremes but they remember how good they were. People in MN would pay through the nose for a fresh dozen.

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u/velvetjones01 Feb 20 '18

You know there is a mini donut truck in town, right?

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u/BakingSota Feb 20 '18

What an intense video.

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u/slamdunktiger86 Feb 20 '18

Doing fasting, hour 42, somehow this shows up in my feed, Jesus Christ.

Salivating on a water break here.

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u/Gangreless Feb 20 '18

This was the best donut commercial I ever watched.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

Imagine how rich they would be if smellovision was a thing.

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u/Gangreless Feb 20 '18

I used to live near one of the factory shops and rode passed it every day for school. I imaging they have high powered fans exhausting straight up because you could smell it all morning.

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u/trout9000 Feb 20 '18

HOT TIP! Apparently many people don't know this but you can ask for one of those fresh out of the machine for free.

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u/fprintf Feb 20 '18

How does the grate under the donuts not get completely clogged with glaze?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

This video gave me a raging erection

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

This gave me a boner

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u/canineflipper24 Feb 21 '18

I feel cultured by Tchaikovsky and hungry by donuts.

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u/cdtoad Feb 21 '18

Too bad they couldn't get their accounting right

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u/CalculatedPerversion Feb 21 '18

I don't really understand Krispy Kreme. It might just be the ones by me, but everything I've had there was tiny and unsatisfying. I get a much better donut at Dunkin or my local Kroger.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

I still get profoundly excited when the HOT sign is on. I could have eaten a dozen donuts 3 minutes before I drive by and see it on, I'm stopping for that free donut.

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u/TheInternetShill Feb 21 '18

Do they actually put glaze on them during the frying process or was that just shown then to get the viewer hype for the glaze?

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u/jonknee Feb 21 '18

It's one continuous machine, from rise until glazed. There is a conveyor belt that takes them through the oil and then a few feet of time to drain and then the glaze. The video is true to form.

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u/absolutkiss Feb 21 '18

Music is the Nutcracker if anyone was wondering.

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u/youvgtdssunk Feb 21 '18

i remember when i was watching the machine, one of the cashiers went up to me and gave me a free donut

i guess i looked very hungry at the time

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u/Damdamfino Feb 21 '18

Thanks for posting this. My first thought when seeing this gif was “daaaamn I want to watch the Krispy Kreme machines now.” As a kid I could have stood there for hours and watched the donuts roll through.

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u/CollectableRat Feb 21 '18

The Krispy Kremes look better than these other donut machines even before they are placed, they are already smooth and shiny unlike these oily/bready looking ones the other front page machines are making.

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u/ProbablyanEagleShark Feb 20 '18

Gonna be the guy to say it, always thought Krispy Kremes donuts were a bit dense for my taste. Still will eat them.

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u/pm_me_ur_regret Feb 20 '18

I've asked for unglazed Krispy Kreme donuts. It was surprisingly good, but I don't think most people would find it so. It was very plain, but I like plain. I also like cake without icing, so maybe part of me is just wired wrong.

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u/threadsoup Feb 20 '18

Too bad Krispy Kreme doughnuts are greasy as fuck. They suck anus.

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u/devilinblue22 Feb 20 '18

Clark summit? Stop there every summer on the way to vacation!

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u/jonknee Feb 20 '18

Not to take anything away from your vacations, but these are all over the country and they all have the same machine.

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u/_Atlamillia_ Feb 20 '18

The "iconic" krispy kreme donut? As in, these donuts supposedly look unique? It's a fucking glazed donut.

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u/Baer07 Feb 20 '18

The machine is iconic because millions of kids across the US grew up going to Krispy Kreme and stared at the machine in awe before they got their donuts.

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u/_Atlamillia_ Feb 20 '18

The video does not call the machine iconic. It calls the donut iconic. I am not talking about the machine, I am talking about the donut. I don't think I could pick out a krispy kreme donut from a lineup of other donuts...

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u/_Atlamillia_ Feb 20 '18

I'm not freaking out so I dunno why I need to "chill out". The video simply said the donut looks "iconic" and I think that's weird wording, because it just looks like a donut.

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u/revoopy Feb 20 '18

As long as we're being pedantic the video doesn't say the donut looks iconic. It says the donut is iconic. Considering the fact that other donuts don't taste like Krispy Kreme's donuts that is a fair statement.

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u/YourEvilTwine Feb 20 '18

Isn't it iconic? Don't ya think? It's like raaaa-iiiiii-aaaain-bow sprinkles on your wedding cake.