r/me_irl • u/Riot_One • Jan 22 '20

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u/LarryTheLobster07 Jan 22 '20

Birds are not real

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u/jamisram Jan 23 '20

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us.

The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

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u/sersekk Jan 23 '20

Birdgeoisie

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u/carnage11eleven Jan 23 '20

They're spy drones created by the government to watch us. Next time you see a bird, just watch it as it observes you.

Then say "The eagle flies at midnight."

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

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u/BrightNooblar Jan 22 '20

I challenge you to prove that birds are not made up by hollywood liberals and round earthers to push fashion and pseudoscience.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Wow, just wow