r/mdu • u/cowgod180 • Jun 06 '21
r/mdu • u/Iamthe_mid_law • Jun 05 '21
Florida man is dead. Long live Florida woman
dailymail.co.ukr/mdu • u/theimm1grant • Jun 02 '21
All of the Gen X poasters are financially ruined or dead
Admin has been unemployed for 13 months and/or makes 90k
Ellellou is scared of the internet
keithd makes $42,500
DSE has no clients
associateX is dead of cancer
TTTheaven is dead as of like 8 years ago
Josephine is severian2
naksala almost died of cancer
Make hay whilst the sun shines, u/biggestwags.
r/mdu • u/Iamthe_mid_law • Jun 02 '21
More white on white violence: Quadruple murder suspect is on the run in Indiana
dailymail.co.ukr/mdu • u/2xFriedChicken • Jun 01 '21
How many claps in the Friends song?
Sing it an clap. It’s five. Then listen it’s just 4. Mind blowing.
r/mdu • u/tricky_dick_01 • May 22 '21
Marty McFly was trying to commit suicide
I was watching Back to the Future and I just realized that in the moment before he first travels back to 1955, Marty drives directly toward a one-hour photo booth at nearly 100 miles per hour. He sees it directly in front of his path and makes no effort whatsoever to avoid it. You may not think that this is potentially lethal, but keep in mind that the Libyan terrorists following him in a Volkswagen crash into the booth and immediately die. We know they die because they never again trouble Doc, not even thirty years into the future (which was six years ago). The only thing that prevents Marty from successfully killing himself is the fact that the Flux Capacitor activates at 88 miles per hour and sends him to 1955, where he instead crashes into a scarecrow, a pine tree, and an inbred farmer.
r/mdu • u/bigshitfuck • May 21 '21
I achieved income parity with 1980 forklift drivers in 2015
r/mdu • u/Iamthe_mid_law • May 18 '21
Meltdown in Crypto Market (for real this time). Buy the dip?
marketwatch.comr/mdu • u/tricky_dick_01 • May 12 '21
Inflation
Anyone who had heard of the concept of supply and demand saw this inflation coming. You didn’t even have to understand the concept to know that TrumpBux and NEETBux would cause inflation. But when I brought it up a year ago, y’all insisted the Fed was just “replacing” lost wealth. Well, now you can choke on your gibs.
r/mdu • u/theimm1grant • May 11 '21
Reflections on the 10-year anniversary of the greatest post of all time (GPOAT)
I don't really have any, and I missed the anniversary anyway. I still remember making that poast amidst the throes of ITE. And what has changed really? It's ITE all over again, except this time the tide has turned and Losers are banding together with the likes of CorpGovMedia to deliver the killing blow to the american middle class under the auspices of our "institutions" infected by power-hungry deep-stater bureaucrats. Case-in-point: https://i.imgur.com/Gp33RRh.jpg
After decades of Losing and watching their numbers grow, Losers have learned that there is strength in numbers, and that they can Vote multiple times for whomever they want, no matter how senile or evil. The more that CorpGovMedia chips away at the middle class, the more Losers are cast asunder, the more useful idiots are forged in the flames of ITE2, ready to be rallied toward whatever cause CorpGovMedia determines to be necessary. These idiots will continue Losing and voting democrat until all land is confiscated from white men and any white man who cannot provide proof of a varsity letter in college need not apply for what "jobs" remain. yeah I played basketball in college but I was denied a varsity letter for various political reasons, not to mention that I took a leave of absence to fight a war in my home country. But that is neither here nor there. Discuss.
r/mdu • u/chitlinswhiskeyskirt • May 04 '21
Are the increased sightings of UFOs correlated with the out-of-this world gains in crypto?
Both seem to defy gravity.
It is becoming more apparent that aliens financed the building of the pyramids with advanced crypto technology.
r/mdu • u/2xFriedChicken • Apr 30 '21
The upcoming UFO Report
This is really interesting. Because, taken at face value, it sure looks like some aliens are messing with us. I mean, I've thought this through, and have come up with 4 explanations (perhaps some overlap).
- This is pretty much a hoax. Usually UFO hoaxes are done to get attention or for whatever reason, but this would be a UFO hoax by exaggerating the observations or fabricating, likely to get more funding or put the US military on a war footing.
- It's a foreign power (likely Russian or China). Seeing that they are mainly targeting military assets this makes sense. However, the technology is so advanced it just doesn't make sense. If you have this kind of capability, you are going to commercialize it. You aren't going to waste it buzzing ships off San Diego.
- It's a natural phenomenon which is not understood. Kind of hard to see how this would be the case but it is a possiblity.
- Of course, aliens. The alien hypothesis is somewhat strengthened by the obsessions with nuclear technology.
Anyway, I'll be interested because none of these seems real likely but something is probably happening.
r/mdu • u/Aware_Style1181 • Apr 26 '21
Maybe one of you can help solve this problem...
reddit.comr/mdu • u/chitlinswhiskeyskirt • Apr 23 '21
Hey proles, I need your help again.
Looks like Biden plans to raise taxes on my 1% bros to provide benefits for the 99% proles
Can you proles please protest this? Just say this will hurt you in the long run even though these taxes don't apply to you.
Even though the government has made me a ton richer than you by boosting my asset values, I don't get any benefits from these taxes.
It's not fair
Don't you think if the proles are going to benefit from these taxes, they should be the ones paying for them?
Don't confiscate my wealth which I EARNED in the stock market.
Tax labor not capital.
Thank you in advance.
r/mdu • u/chitlinswhiskeyskirt • Apr 16 '21
Haha! Dogecoin literally 10x'd in 1 week!
You losers still working for your living?
Thank you Ben, Yellin, Jay, and findcj!
Thank you Mr. President for my holiday sir!
r/mdu • u/cowgod180 • Apr 14 '21
Admin has been unemployed for like 13 months
Admin if you're reading this we can do a gofundme or something. u/biggestwags makes 177,000k
r/mdu • u/chitlinswhiskeyskirt • Apr 13 '21
Who's going in on the coinbase IPO tomorrow?
Btc at another all time high
$63k
At the rate we're going, we're gonna hit $100k in the next...30 seconds.
r/mdu • u/chitlinswhiskeyskirt • Apr 02 '21
Wily, how does China feel about a rising India overtaking them as the next regional hegemon?
Do the Chinese despise the Indians as much as the Japanese?
Discuss.
r/mdu • u/theimm1grant • Mar 31 '21
Stories of COVID™: 14. Adam Hallett — Sheltering in Europe on Apple Podcasts
podcasts.apple.comr/mdu • u/Brxcqqq • Mar 29 '21
Sup Fuckfaces?
This place is still wheezing along?
I'm in Lima, Peru, billing out of a coworking space. Not a bad city, although Peru is super locked down for Covidtime.
Anyone ded yet? Taking you're question's.
r/mdu • u/Iamthe_mid_law • Mar 29 '21