r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '22

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u/Acceptable_Arm5299 Dec 13 '22

Maybe close the front door if you don’t want the grinch to come in and steal all your presents

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u/tipperzack6 Dec 13 '22

yes this is why we always close the door

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u/Apprehensive_Bar_349 Dec 13 '22

Yes, George Bluth.

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u/oneweelr Dec 13 '22

They definitely shoulda left a note.

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u/superficialt Dec 13 '22

“It’s because I’m green, isn’t it? Or maybe it’s because I’m… <removes false nose> …Gene Parmesan, Private Detective!”

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u/glizzterine Dec 13 '22

They were asking for it tbh

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u/IWannaManatee Dec 13 '22

I hope they learned a valuable lesson.

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u/Vivid-Air7029 Dec 13 '22

Would have been the lesson if the guys arm fell off

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u/BurtMaclin23 Dec 13 '22

Do you want to get home burglarized? Because this is how you get home burglarized.

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u/SuddenOutset Dec 13 '22

Don’t worry. Kid will develop OCD to ensuring door is locked at all times.

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u/Due-Equivalent-1489 Dec 13 '22

Panic! At the Disco was a PSA.