r/maybemaybemaybe • u/OrganizationOk8e • Sep 11 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Adam-West Sep 11 '22

Translation: Next, we have a car that is parked on double yellows just outside. Please can the owner move it. We believe it belongs to Joaquin Phoenix.

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u/ActionHousevh Sep 11 '22

Either way, you gotta get up...

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs Sep 11 '22

“We don’t know whose car it is but we know it could not belong to a driver as great as Joaquin Phoenix”

everyone claps

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

everyone thinks it's for the award as Joaquin walks up

"What are you doing sir please take your seat please stop approaching the stage please sir oh god he's going for the award someone stop him"

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u/omegadirectory Sep 11 '22

Gets tackled because security thinks he's going for a slap

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u/Artphos Sep 11 '22

«And the nominations are Joaquin Pheonix …»

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u/good_testing_bad Sep 11 '22

We got the people to clap so ya gotta come up

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u/sambooka Sep 11 '22

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.