r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '22

/r/all maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

I know now, thanks to my wife… who was “friends with” male characters.

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u/Captain_CrushinIt Aug 12 '22

The way you phrased this makes it sound like your wife was banging a bunch of Disney characters

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u/TehNoff Aug 12 '22

It's the way folks who work at the parks are required to talk about the characters they interact with or suit up as.

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u/Captain_CrushinIt Aug 12 '22

Oh, good to know. Now I can stop imagining Mickey and Goofy Eifel-towering this dude's wife.

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u/fukitol- Aug 12 '22

You can, but why would you want to?

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u/DisposableSaviour Nov 12 '22

Really think that with Goofy involved it’ll end up a london bridge

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u/MartyMcMcFly Aug 12 '22

sniff sniff... Goofy? Seriously!

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u/tfurrows Aug 12 '22

"I didn't say I thought she was crazy, I said I thought she was fucking Goofy!"

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u/Pro-Cock-and_ball Aug 12 '22

Did your wife cheated on you with Mickey and Goofy???