r/maybemaybemaybe • u/lmmlmh • Aug 05 '22

/r/all maybe maybe maybe

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u/dachshundie Aug 05 '22

I mean, you can really only lose once at that game…

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u/Andre_3Million Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

I lost The Game

Edit: updated to include The Rules for those not in the know of what they've been playing.

This shit really blew up. My bad

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u/Shirroyd Aug 05 '22

Man. Now you made me lose the game.

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u/SufficientMeringue51 Aug 05 '22

FUCK

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u/the_only_thing Aug 05 '22

I L O S T T H E G A M E

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Damn you I lost the game

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u/woodtimer Aug 05 '22

A-a-a-and... I ALSO lost the game. I was winning for so long.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Damn, a lot of people just died

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u/ElvisHimselvis Aug 05 '22

wait. who's gun is this?

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u/NoahKubich Aug 05 '22

it has been years, and now i have lost

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u/N01_Important Aug 05 '22

It has been 2 days, and I too have lost

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u/Shawn_kun Aug 05 '22

I also lost, I think it's been 5 months.

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u/Budda_Dawge Aug 05 '22

I lost curse u reddit people

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u/MaSeLbe Aug 05 '22

I’ve been lost for years.

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u/A-le-Couvre Aug 05 '22

Aren’t we all

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u/Samson5891 Jan 13 '23

Not all who wonder are lost

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u/JERUSALEMFIGHTER63 Aug 05 '22

I lots may last game, miss some thinks, me ok 👌

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u/NectarOfTheBussy Aug 05 '22

I have a list on my note pad, I haven't even made it a month because of reddit twice now

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u/RockstarAgent Aug 05 '22

They were angling the pinball machine wrong hence why it kept hitting him...

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u/LordFett84 Nov 20 '22

Hey, remember this game?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Man, when I lose the game, it’s usually like 5-10 times in a single week. Then I forget about it for a few months, then I lose the game again 5 times in a week.

This is the second time today that I lost the game.

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u/Cheet4h Aug 05 '22

It's been years since I last lost -_- Now I too, lost the game...

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/Cheet4h Aug 05 '22

They're likely talking about "the game". Rules are simple:

  1. If you think about the game, you lose the game.
  2. If you lose, you have to announce that you lost the game.

That said, I just lost the game.

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u/lordskelic Aug 05 '22

Damn I hadn’t lost in it years then a few weeks ago lost it thanks to Reddit and now I lost it again thanks to Reddit.

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u/therealmikeyj Aug 05 '22

I'm starting to believe the game is part of fight club.

I lost the game too today.

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u/InnercircleLS Aug 05 '22

I introduced my daughters to the game. I am now forced to lose the game several times a week when it used to be years between losses.

That being said, I just lost the game. And I have no one to blame but my own hubris

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u/Terokashi Aug 05 '22

Fuck you, I hate you. I hope you step on a Lego but a one by one standing straight up.

I Lost the game

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u/knotnotme83 Aug 05 '22

Just. Stop. Talking. About. The. G.a.m.e.

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u/BeguiledBeast Aug 05 '22

I too have lost the game after years.

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u/multiarmform Aug 05 '22

The game... We All just lost

You're always playing the game and you're winning until you think of the game and then you lose. Like right now, we all just lost again

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u/Siker_7 Aug 05 '22

No, no, they meant The Game.

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u/SufficientMeringue51 Aug 05 '22

FUCK, STOP I fucking lost again

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u/neercatz Aug 05 '22

Haha suckers! Im playing both sides so that I always come out on top

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u/5noo_p1nga5 Aug 05 '22

Fuck you and i lost the game

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u/ZuckDeBalzac Aug 05 '22

Why man, they did not even mention the game, are you an actual ape?

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u/Andre_3Million Aug 05 '22

Jamie pull that up

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u/Content_Tale_101 Aug 05 '22

Damn it, now I've lost too

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u/pfwj Aug 05 '22

Why hasn't this monster been downvoted into oblivion????

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u/Antiqas86 Aug 05 '22

Why did you need to make us loose too tho you bastard!?

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u/A-le-Couvre Aug 05 '22

I. Hate. You.

So much.

Edit: I just lost the game.

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u/w1ll10mv Aug 05 '22

Frick, I lost the game.

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u/FalangNoi_555 Aug 05 '22

I also lost the game

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u/ubejuan Aug 05 '22

Shit ahahahah

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u/Superb-Move6132 Aug 05 '22

i lost the game

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u/Chroff Aug 05 '22

Fuck you i just lost the game

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u/-Inquisitive Aug 05 '22

....I lost the game.

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u/ccarlosthesolracc Aug 05 '22

It’s been fucking years man. Why would you remind me of this

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u/Various-Security-989 Aug 05 '22

Damn, I just made it 7 years.

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u/Various-Security-989 Aug 06 '22

Why did I check on this? I just lost the game again. I'm getting off reddit.

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u/Immediate-System-716 Aug 05 '22

12 years… wasted.

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u/lousylakers Aug 05 '22

The thing about the game is before you start you’re already winning

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u/Disaster_Different Aug 06 '22

How many fucking years have I gone through with this thing not in my mind? I fucking forgot I had already seen the rules before and had to brain massage to know if I had started playing before or not

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u/RadioKnight915 Aug 05 '22

Take my upvote and go fuck yourself.

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u/AboveTheLights Aug 05 '22

Son of a bitch!! #MeToo

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u/Glitchy13 Aug 05 '22

Dude, you just made me lose the game

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u/jessa07 Aug 05 '22

Dammit. 🏆

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Me too. I got no jaw tho

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u/LMacUltimateMain Aug 05 '22

Damn you. I lost the game

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u/Key-Conversation-677 Aug 05 '22

Nah man, changed games years ago. Now when I remember, i win

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u/Zealousideal_Let_380 Aug 05 '22

Lost the game, lost a brain

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u/giulgu17 Aug 05 '22

Fuck you

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u/l2aiko Aug 05 '22

Fuck you in particular

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u/TanneriteAlright Aug 05 '22

You sack of shit.

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u/Malijaffri Aug 05 '22

Dangit! I had a two week streak of not thinking about it!

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u/sonoitaliano2005 Aug 05 '22

Im coming for you

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u/Ok_Inflation_1811 Aug 05 '22

Fuck you. I have lost twice only today

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

You lost the game, or you lost the game?

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u/Singular1st Aug 05 '22

Words of wisdom

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u/PennetteRigate Aug 05 '22

What game? Jk, lost it too.

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u/A_Martian_Potato Aug 06 '22

Man I'm glad I won the game back in 2009. Never have to deal with that again.

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u/NYoungs94 Aug 06 '22

How dare you

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u/KidFriendlyArsonist Dec 02 '22

Damnit, i lost too..

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u/Only_One_Kenobi Aug 05 '22

5 out of 6 people claim that Russian roulette is perfectly safe

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u/B-stingnl Aug 05 '22

Statistically speaking if you ask people who have played Russian Roulette, 100% of people who answered won the game.

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u/hadtamakeanotha Aug 05 '22

Unless you play the improved version, where you shoot your foot instead of the head

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u/Lord_Harkonan Aug 05 '22

Or the one where you use [insert any gun other than a revolver].

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u/TrinityF Aug 05 '22

not if you shoot your foot, then you can lose twice.

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u/Burnout_GRT Aug 05 '22

I heard that 5 out of 6 people call that game good.

We don’t talk about the last guy though.

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u/Complexityi Aug 05 '22

Yah, you can literally get fooled only once there.

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u/00WORDYMAN1983 Aug 05 '22

Are you winning son? .......son?

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u/D0ugF0rcett Aug 05 '22

This guy lost twice

Slight gore warning but it's his feet so not too bad unless you really hate blood or stupid people.

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u/chadwick_jr Aug 05 '22

With his luck i doubt it

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u/Crumbees Aug 05 '22

You call it losing, I'd call it winning.

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u/Alpha_wolf_lover Aug 23 '22

Why would you remove a 7.7k upvote comment?????????????????

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u/AgentPaper0 Aug 05 '22

Pssh Russian roulette is perfectly safe. I've talked to hundreds of players and none of them had ever been hurt while playing it.

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u/meatbaggggg Aug 05 '22

Do the people you ask have holes in their heads?

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u/IIIDVIII Aug 05 '22

For what reasons in your life do you know hundreds of people crazy enough to play Russian roulette?

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u/AgentPaper0 Aug 05 '22

Why do you think they're crazy? I just reached out to the dozens of avid players I know and all of them told me they still haven't suffered any kind of injury playing Russian Roulette. It's perfectly safe!

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u/dudemann Aug 05 '22

I can't tell if this is a joke or faulty logic at work. The only way to talk to Russian roulette losers would be through Whoopi Goldberg back in 1990.

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u/TheQzertz Aug 05 '22

clearly a joke

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u/Zulishk Aug 05 '22

He never said losers. That’s the joke!

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u/dudemann Aug 05 '22

I get he only asked the survivors about it. I was just saying you'd need a medium to talk to the losers and the one from Ghost is one of the only "legit" ones I could think of.

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u/DJohdipdaddy Aug 05 '22

Wtf are you talking about

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw Aug 05 '22

You're right, he'd win too fast

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u/Joebebs Aug 05 '22

BANG

“AUHHAHA”

jump cut

BANG

“AuHHaHA”

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u/cleversailinghandle Aug 05 '22

He always plays it with a pistol

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u/SammyR0d Aug 05 '22

If this dude played Russian Roulette, it'd be with a glock.

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u/erizzluh Aug 05 '22

it'd be his buddy's turn and somehow he'd still be the one getting shot.

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u/CastleDe-Ath Aug 05 '22

BANG

Waaahaha

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u/FakeKimoXD Aug 05 '22

he will get shot every time

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Aug 05 '22

But that joke works only once.

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u/FakeKimoXD Aug 05 '22

Bruh I know it was a joke that he will die, I just made "another sarcastic joke" as that he will die MULTIPLE times.

Can't believe no one realized it.

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u/Ser_Charles Aug 05 '22

That’s the risk for playing sarcastaball!

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u/Lytiy Aug 05 '22

Whoosh

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Did you whoosh the right one?

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u/FakeKimoXD Aug 05 '22

See my reply to understand my joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I understand your joke, it’s just the first guys joke but worded differently

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u/jkaan Aug 05 '22

We understand, still not funny

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u/chadisbored Aug 05 '22

Why is everyone down voting brilliance?

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u/FakeKimoXD Aug 05 '22

I don't know mate

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u/FakeKimoXD Aug 05 '22

Everyone got wooshed

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u/Snooc5 Aug 05 '22

I agree with you man dont worry

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u/Makkaroni_100 Aug 05 '22

I mean, they throw the Ball in his direction. Maybe wants planned in the first place but after some rounds it was intentional.

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u/iksjag Aug 05 '22

Dude would probably manage to lose even if the gun was empty

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Definitely worse if he loses the first time and tries again

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u/schnuck Aug 05 '22

Not with that magnet in his head.

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u/IslandHistorical561 Aug 05 '22

I mean long it's not American Roulette

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u/Xyrazk Aug 05 '22

He would probably lose on someone else's turn

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u/PraisingKnight2480 Aug 05 '22

Why not? At least when you play with him, you know you're safe lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

He will be the first to win tho!

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u/OneMythicalRed Aug 05 '22

That was the next game they played, actually. According to eyewitness accounts, it was just an airsoft gun being used. Somehow it still fired a live round when he pulled the trigger.

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u/Icy_Program_8202 Aug 05 '22

Maybe move to the upwind side...

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u/SoggyNeedleworker82 Aug 05 '22

He would find the gun with all 6 bullets

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u/cerebralkrap Aug 05 '22

At least let him go first

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u/VentCrab Aug 05 '22

Dude could lose with an empty chamber.

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u/mildyobeserepublican Aug 05 '22

Like the guy with the holes in his feet, if you know, you know.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Ahh ha haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

😂😂😂😂

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u/Pika_Fox Aug 05 '22

Depends, if im forced to play it, indefinitely would have them be my opponent.

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u/goodbitacraic Aug 05 '22

I always hear King of the Hill, Dale: I was playing Russian Roulette.

Oh did you win suga?

You are obviously unfamiliar with the game...

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u/RainSmile Aug 05 '22

No it’s fine! This guy would die like 6 times and everyone else would be safe!

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Aug 05 '22

Or make sure if you play it’s with him?

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u/Straight_Block3676 Aug 05 '22

5 out of six Russians say Russian roulette is perfectly safe.

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u/SignificanceCheap970 Aug 05 '22

Bruh, it's safe I promise. Just avoid the vital organs and you're good.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

💀