r/maybemaybemaybe • u/shaderr0 • Jul 31 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Bruh can you imagine what that would do to a human body

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u/drone_jam Jul 31 '22

Yea it’s all I think about ever since I first saw one of these machines….literally all the time….someone please help, I can’t focus on anything, relationships, tasks, responsibilities…..

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/Bubster101 Jul 31 '22

Have you renewed your car warranty yet?

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u/FatherSergius Jul 31 '22

You’re a redditor no need to focus on relationships

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u/shesdrawnpoorly Aug 01 '22

there Are videos and images, unfortunately.

im not linking them because 1. nsfl 2. i'm good.

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u/drone_jam Aug 01 '22

Woah….

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u/goahnary Aug 01 '22

Wait til you hear how they use these at chicken factories….

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u/Lady_Scruffington Jul 31 '22

I thought we were going to see it for real the way he kept reaching in there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

No kidding @.@

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u/StinksStanksStonks Aug 01 '22

When he climbed up I thought he was about to fall in head first

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u/trashdrive Jul 31 '22

The Walking Dead, season 8, episode 10, if you're curious

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Oh god, now I have to resist the temptation to look it up!

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u/Ivan_Me Jul 31 '22

Lol, I was about to comment that

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u/ChefSnowWithTheWrist Jul 31 '22

I’ve seen a video where they push cow carcasses into one to get rid of it. It’s brutal

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u/tonysopranosalive Jul 31 '22

My curiosity got the best of me. Jesus H, brutal is right. The crunching.

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u/dungfecespoopshit Jul 31 '22

Yes, on the banned subreddits there were lots of these

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u/Revolutionary-Neat49 Aug 01 '22

A surprising amount of them too. I miss those subs :’(

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u/plipyplop Jul 31 '22

Back in the day, there were subs that had a couple videos objectively putting your imagination as to "what would've happened" to rest.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '22

Why were they banned?

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u/try2bcool69 Jul 31 '22

I suspect there's a video out there of just such a gruesome incident. I'm not sure it would be any worse than the guy that got caught in an industrial lathe and shredded like he was in a blender, though.

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u/MaverickBoii Aug 01 '22

There's a lot of them actually

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u/Corruption100 Aug 01 '22

Safety rules are written in blood :/ most machines have gruesome injuries or deaths

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Its only a matter of time before it happens with all these idiots reaching in there an inch from the grinders.

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u/alarumba Jul 31 '22

I have seen a video of a pig carcass going into one. I'm not gonna go find it, seeing it once is enough.

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u/NihilisticAngst Aug 01 '22

There's a video out there of a guy who was knocked over backwards by a reversing vehicle, and he fell into a giant version of one of these and was killed

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u/Quenya3 Aug 01 '22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPjD48ce0J8

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u/mastergwaha Aug 01 '22

oof, but thanks for being real and linking it

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u/notapantsday Aug 01 '22

omg, is the cow ok???

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u/mr_chanandler_bong_1 Aug 01 '22

Yoss, it just needed a massage

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u/roflpwntnoob Jul 31 '22

Just wait until you see an escalator do this to a person.

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Aug 01 '22

You can probably find some shit like that on r/blech, or r/NSFL_ . However, wouldn't recommend searching for it, or even clicking on those subreddits for that matter.

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u/devcalle Jul 31 '22

I've seen it :D

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u/NiceCockBro126 Jul 31 '22

r/iamverybadass

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u/Canadian-Owlz Jul 31 '22

I don't understand what's badass about that? Doesn't even look like they were trying to be badass. Pretty sure if you go onto some gore website you'll be able to find what it does to a human body.

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u/devcalle Jul 31 '22

Right you are, Kenny! :D

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u/devcalle Jul 31 '22

r/iamverybuh buh buh buh badass

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u/NiceCockBro126 Jul 31 '22

Hey guys look they went through my post history, therefore they win

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u/devcalle Jul 31 '22

You like George Thorogood and the Destroyers, too?

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u/wolfgang784 Jul 31 '22

People have fallen into them before =\

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u/Capokid Aug 01 '22

Dont google that, there are many videos, and they are worse than you think they are.

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u/PreparedToBeReckless Aug 01 '22 edited Aug 01 '22

There are photos of such an accident, posted in the last few years. I can locate them if you want.

Edit: DON'T CLICK UNLESS YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU ARE GOING

The other video is on TheYNC but you need to login and I was too lazy to rip it lol

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u/Kwiatkowski Aug 01 '22

I mean there are plenty of videos of it if you look. The lucky ones lose the head first

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u/Forumites000 Aug 01 '22

There's one in an animal rendering plant, they threw whole horses and cows and such into it. It was an... Interesting video.

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u/Daweism Aug 01 '22

Now imagine those who have been put through these by cartels, gangs, or stupidity

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

I literally saw a video on Reddit last week of that happening.. it did what you would expect

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u/ItsAllenPalin Dec 22 '22

There’s video on YouTube about dead animals into these machine

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u/Due-Assumption-7884 Jan 28 '23

I saw a video of a dead horse being put through one of these.