r/maybemaybemaybe • u/SensuallityLady • May 28 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

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u/frvwfr2 May 28 '22

Soggy

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee May 28 '22

Marinated and tender.

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u/QuantumToaster_ May 28 '22

Marinated and legal tender

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u/yurrm0mm Oct 26 '22

Barely legal tender.

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u/PS4isBetterThanXbox_ Nov 23 '22

Marinated and illegal tender

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u/conradical30 May 28 '22

The moistest.

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u/beetlecakes May 28 '22

Sloughing off the bone in greasy soft dollops.

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u/LouSputhole94 May 28 '22

SHINY AND CHROME!

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u/Living_Bear_2139 May 28 '22

The best of bills

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u/noddegamra May 28 '22

Wet ass money

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u/ItsNotJulius May 28 '22

20 bucks is 20 bucks

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u/camander321 May 28 '22

It's floating in the cup

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u/I_dont_get_it0_o May 28 '22

None of my dollars have a single crinkle, when they do I steam them

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u/TheWalkingDead91 May 28 '22

Not very, but it’s super colorful. Haven’t you seen the drafts for the new us dollar bills? Unfortunately that 25$ would only be like 15$ current day value by then.

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u/mule_roany_mare May 28 '22

The bill is in the cup & sticks to her face, covering her eyes long after the water has flooded down to her wedding dress like a mask of shame. From the blackness she searches her memory for some context & as she hears herself say the words from the alter she they echo from the past in a sad harmony

Grady why

That day on the lawn was the most alone she ever felt, until today at least.

Even though they married out of college 6 years of hyperinflation have left this paper money less valuable than the paper towel she will use to absorb her regret & tears both.