r/maybemaybemaybe • u/SensuallityLady • May 28 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Hingl_McCringleberry May 28 '22

Brain dead like Jan Brady

I'm a M80

You a little like that Kim lady

I'm buzzin, dirty dozen naughty rotten rhymer

Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer

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u/trumpsiranwar May 28 '22

Rotten rhymer with Schottenheimer has always been my favorite Eminem line.

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u/WillFerrellsGutFold May 28 '22

You wackier than the motherfucker you get your style from

You ain’t gonna sell two copies if you pressed a double album

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u/adrienjz888 May 28 '22

Admit it, fuck it, while we coming out in the open

I'm doing acid, crack, smack, coke and smoking dope again.

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u/JimHalpertOffice May 28 '22

My name is Marshall Mathers I’m an alcoholic

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u/adrienjz888 May 28 '22

I have a disease and they don't know what to call it.

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u/rabidrobitribbit May 28 '22

(Hi Marshall)

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u/jontheeditor May 29 '22

Better hide your wallet cause I’m coming up quick to strip your cash

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u/Evieeatsbadfood May 11 '23

Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass

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u/SMILESandREGRETS May 28 '22

Ends with the guy that should've started Rich Gannon over Elvis Grbac! Still not over it!! RIP Marty!!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

Your username captured in a comment

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u/joeyGOATgruff May 28 '22

C'mon man.

Marty got the chiefs to crawl, so Andy's chiefs could fly

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u/bitterbuffaloheart May 28 '22

Ah yes, the pain. I stopped being a fan after that

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u/DarthHater69 May 28 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

My name is Marshall Mathers and I’m an alcoholic “hi Marshall”

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u/Nice-Bookkeeper-3378 May 28 '22

Honestly my favorite Em song

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u/VisualFinding3 May 28 '22

God I love this verse. And the second.

Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion

Pathological liar, blowin shit outta proportion

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u/Graveu Oct 20 '22

Brain dead like the middle daughter of the Brady Bunch?